『Ep.50 | The Carrot Top Payoff, 14 Red, and Surviving Vegas | September 10th, 2026』のカバーアート

Ep.50 | The Carrot Top Payoff, 14 Red, and Surviving Vegas | September 10th, 2026

Ep.50 | The Carrot Top Payoff, 14 Red, and Surviving Vegas | September 10th, 2026

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Episode SummaryEpisode 50! Jake returns from a Vegas bachelor party physically depleted but spiritually fulfilled—and finally answers the question Going Yard listeners have been waiting weeks to hear: Was Carrot Top worth it?Before getting there, Alex recaps a football kickoff party featuring five TVs, backyard competitions, beer helmets, tackling dummies, and increasingly questionable contests. Then Jake takes us through the full Vegas marathon: four hours of sleep, Excalibur buffet strategy, yardstick drinks, Stadium Swim, college football in 100-degree heat, and a bachelor party slowly losing its grip on reality.Then comes the main event. Jake reveals the full manifesto that convinced 12 grown men to see Carrot Top and delivers his official review.But somehow the night gets even stranger when the groom bets on 14 red—and hits it twice in a row.Plus: fantasy drafts, Fremont Street, fat little piggies, bubble craps, White Castle, and the long road to recovery. Timestamps / Chapters0:00 – NEVER VAMP 0:30 – Going Yard goes corporate 1:05 – Jake somehow survived Vegas 1:45 – Alex attends the Third Annual Football Day 2:45 – Five TVs and full football degeneracy 3:00 – A man gives birth to a football 3:30 – Beer helmets: legitimate technology or always a gag? 5:00 – The Football Day spread 5:45 – The Dad Strength Competition 6:45 – Alex wins without having the dad bod 7:15 – Pushups, football bowling & backyard competitions 8:00 – Best Juke Move 8:35 – The most questionable competition of Football Day 9:30 – Alex has to experience this mostly sober 10:45 – The Vegas Saga begins11:45 – Four hours of sleep before Vegas 12:30 – Welcome to Excalibur 13:30 – The all-inclusive deal that started everything 14:15 – Casey becomes obsessed with the buffet 15:40 – Yardstick drinks immediately enter the equation 16:45 – The Knights of Excalibur 17:30 – The dangerous all-inclusive Italian dinner 18:20 – Night One catches up with Jake 19:15 – The savvy early exit 19:45 – Evaluating the Excalibur buffet 21:10 – Jake's newfound love for honeydew 21:45 – Stadium Swim22:30 – Why the groom is a football sicko 23:30 – Walking through a casino in bathing suits 24:15 – The longest escalator in human history 24:45 – Football Mecca 25:40 – A PITCHER of espresso martini 26:20 – Jake secretly switches to orange juice and water 27:15 – Some members of the group do NOT pace themselves 28:40 – “Bin Laden was part of the CIA” 29:00 – Jake realizes he's way too sober 29:40 – An eight-hour shift at the pool 30:25 – The most important bachelor-party nap of all time 30:50 – IT'S CARROT TOP TIME31:00 – Jake actually convinced everyone 31:30 – The Carrot Top manifesto spreads to Discord 33:00 – Jake reads the complete Carrot Top sales pitch34:25 – “We need a little friction because that's how you make a fire” 35:00 – Why a TERRIBLE show would still be a win 35:50 – Alex reviews Jake's salesmanship 36:30 – Usher never stood a chance 37:00 – Cashing in the sacred buffet tokens 37:45 – Entering the Luxor 38:15 – The warm-up comic 39:15 – What exactly IS a Carrot Top show? 40:10 – How does 61-year-old Carrot Top look?41:45 – Tie-dye, leopard pants and the legendary red hair 42:20 – The Carrot Top hype video 43:10 – Carrot Top begins firing 44:30 – Jake realizes he's responsible for bringing 12 people here 45:15 – The show's extremely sophisticated set list 46:15 – Jake starts sweating 47:00 – The 2003 energy is alive and well 48:15 – Why Carrot Top is basically a band 49:10 – The Vegas hotel-room joke that gets Jake 50:40 – Why live comedy hits differently 51:05 – Carrot Top understands Vegas tourists 52:00 – The encore nobody expected 52:30 – The official bachelor-party Carrot Top reviews53:20 – The group is perfectly divided 53:45 – Jake's original Carrot Top thesis was CORRECT54:20 – Vegas gives everyone $25 in free play 55:00 – Modern slot machines make absolutely no sense 56:00 – The groom puts everything on his birthday number 57:10 – 14 RED58:00 – The casino accidentally overpays him 59:10 – “I gotta go 14 again” 59:40 – 14 RED. AGAIN.1:00:00 – A roughly 1-in-1,444 outcome 1:01:00 – $2,500 in two spins 1:01:40 – Wait... the casino paid him wrong 1:02:00 – WE GOTTA GO1:02:30 – Thank you, Carrot Top 1:03:00 – Fantasy Draft Sunday 1:04:15 – Drafting from a Caesars Palace suite 1:05:10 – The groom may have officially peaked 1:06:20 – Champagne, championship rings & fantasy trash talk 1:07:00 – The F1 barcade 1:07:20 – Welcome to Fremont Street 1:08:00 – Vegas becomes a cyberpunk dystopia 1:09:30 – The 1980s vision of the future 1:10:30 – Biscuit is ready to blow1:11:30 – Kyle develops a dangerous relationship with pig-themed slots 1:12:45 – Discovering the “ATM” 1:13:30...
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