An Uber driver gives you a little extra then expects a tip?? You come home to find YOUR INLAWS SLEEPING IN YOUR BED??? Some absolutely ZANY mouth sounds??

Using a laptop in the movie theater?? Trying to con a masseuse AFTER the massage? We're finally back, live and in video now baby!

It's the Gimmegimmedaze! We do Xmas stories because we couldn't find any Kwanza ones. I'm gonna take down your xmas decorations because I don't believe in xmas?? Karen goes ballistic when you wish her happy holidays?? The bois take 10 shots of eggnog roulette.

If you don't season my burger appropriately I'm sending it BACK?? Karen gets preggers??? Business media < grade school lessons??

I can't sit next to my girlfriend so you gotta TURN THIS PLANE AROUND?? I'm too fat to move so you gotta do EVERYTHING for me??? Who's the most entitled character in Stranger Things? Pterodactyl porn???

Too slow with your fries so they're mine now?? I paid half the rent so I get half of your stuff?? Are we Charlie Kirk? Mashed Potato recipes?

You can't eat your airplane food before ME?? I ruined YOUR career because I wouldn't do your job for you? Would we rather get blowies from Trump or Schumer???

The ER is my personal hotel? Your driveway is my parking space?? A whole thesis on the current state of Pokemon games??? OUR HIGHEST KUNTOMETER RATING YET????