Who would've thought a gas station could be the unlikely hero in our quest for pizza perfection? Well, buckle up because that's just a slice of the quirky tales we're serving up in our latest auditory escapade. We take a playful jab at Pitchfork post-Conde Nast and meander through music's evolving landscape, from MTV's heady days to the peculiar choices in their top albums of the '90s. Our musings are a love letter to the tunes that shaped us, peppered with a hearty side of personal music anecdotes that'll have you longing for the scent of concert halls and the sound of applause.

Remember the time you bumped into someone famous in the most unexpected place? We've got our own stories that top that, including a hilarious bathroom run-in with Prince and side-splitting tales from Minneapolis' music scene that'll leave you in stitches. We don't stop there. We're dishing out candid backstage accounts from a Miami techno festival, musings on the cosmic connections between music and SpaceX, and even a debate that could rival the fiercest congressional hearings: the art of pizza topping ratings. It's an episode brimming with laughter, nostalgia, and a few unexpected takes on our rock n' roll heroes.

So, what's your take on a pepperoni and pineapple pizza? As we wrap up this chapter of audio delight, we rate the great 'everything reset' and declare our favorite pizza toppings, championing our choices with the passion of a thousand encore chants. Join us for tales of onstage shenanigans with rock legends and ending on a birthday bash to remember, complete with a cameo from the Moist Boys and an IT guru with ties to the Dalai Lama. It's an episode that's truly off the charts — no Pitchfork required.