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Episode 11 – Royal Family Conspiracies: Diana, Reptilians & Scandals in the Crown

From Princess Diana’s mysterious death (or escape?), to Prince Andrew’s Pizza Express alibi, to theories that Queen Elizabeth was secretly a shape-shifting reptilian — the British monarchy has been fueling conspiracies for centuries.

In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, I dive headfirst into the chaos:

• Diana’s death and the theories that she’s still alive
• Prince Andrew, Epstein, and the unsolved Jill Dando assassination
• The “immortal lizard queen” and King Charles’ Dracula bloodline
• Missing princes, Jack the Ripper, and Nazi family ties
• Meghan, Harry, Camilla, and Kate’s 2024 disappearance
• Plus how the royals basically became memes in the internet’s conspiracy cinematic universe

So are the royals just a dysfunctional family with crowns, or are they vampires, lizards, and Illuminati pawns running the world from the shadows? Don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.

Song of the Week: “Love. Die. Repeat” by Set Loose — a heavy, raw track that’s a total vibe. Go stream it everywhere.

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Episode 10: The Grateful Dead: Psychedelics, Spies, and Strange Theories

What if the Grateful Dead weren’t just a band? What if the tie-dye, the endless jams, and the devoted Deadhead culture were all tangled up with CIA experiments, LSD-fueled “Acid Tests,” and secret deals with the Hells Angels?

In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, Kelli peels back the psychedelic curtain on one of the most beloved (and bizarre) bands in American history. From MKUltra conspiracies and the Wall of Sound to dancing bears, skeleton roses, and the nomadic Deadhead tribe, we’ll explore why the Dead became more than music — they became a movement, a myth, and maybe even a cosmic experiment gone sideways.

Plus, hear hilarious fan stories from Reddit, and my song of the week — a gorgeous cover of “Box of Rain” by Reno Bo (aka my favorite Dead song).

Tune in, trip out, and remember: don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.

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Episode 9: Quantum Immortality & Near-Death Glitches

What if you never actually die? What if, in every near-death moment, your consciousness just… slides into another timeline where you survive?

In this episode, we’re diving into the mind-bending theory of quantum immortality — exploring how the “many worlds” interpretation of physics might explain those wild near-death experiences and reality glitches people swear they’ve lived through. From Reddit stories about impossible survivals to Celtic mythology’s Summerland (where the soul keeps vibin’ after death), we’ll explore the science, the spooky, and the downright trippy side of immortality.

Oh — and this week’s song of the week is Dead and Gone by Dreamfone. It’s haunting, dreamy, and the perfect soundtrack for questioning if you’ve already died a thousand times without even realizing it.

Tune in, spiral with me, and as always: don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.

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Get ready to step behind the curtain of the happiest place on earth and dive into some of the wildest Disney conspiracy theories out there! From rumors of Walt Disney being cryogenically frozen (spoiler alert: he wasn't) to hidden adult jokes sneaking into your favorite childhood classics, and even whispers about secret illuminati symbols scattered throughout the parks ... this episode covers it all.

I love Disney .. like .. a lot .. and while I don't believe most of these theories (ever!) they're too fun and fascinating not to explore. So grab your Mickey ears and a churro, and join me for a magical journey into the mystery, myth, and mayhem behind the mouse.

Don't quote me ... it's probbaly nothing.

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Episode 7: Mysteries in the Mountains - Tales of Appalachian Lore

Step into the misty mountains and winding hollers of Appalachia, where legends come alive and the line between myth and reality blurs. In this episode, we dive deep into the rich tapestry of Appalachian folklore, from the eerie winged Mothman and mysterious banshees to haunted cabins and mountain spirits that have whispered through generations.

Discover spooky creatures, haunted places, and age-old traditions that make Appalachian lore one of the most captivating and chilling folklores in America. Plus, hear real stories from the digital campfire of Reddit, where modern-day mountain residents share their own mysterious encounters.

Whether you're a believer or just here for the thrill, Appalachian legends are sure to make you keep one eye open at night.

Don't quote me ... it's probably nothing.

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Step back into the wild, weird world of the 1980s.

Satanic Panic: when fear, hysteria, and rumors of secret satanic cults rocked America's daycares and living rooms. From daycare drama to media madness, this episode dives deep into one of the most bizarre moral panics in recent history. Want to know how panic spread faster than a bad perm?

Tune in to episode 6!

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Dive into the wild, mysterious, and sometimes spooky world of Hollywood conspiracies. In this episode, we explore the enduring rumors that Michael Jackson might still be alive, uncover the secret society hand signs and symbolism flashing across Tinseltown, and delve into the eerie tales of cursed films where tragedy and mystery haunt the sets.

Join me as I unpack the legends, separate fact from fiction, and add a little chaotic humor to Hollywood's most intriguing mysteries.

Don't quote me ... it's probably nothing.

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Project Blue Beam — The Ultimate Government Light Show?

What if the sky isn’t just the sky? In this episode, I dive deep into Project Blue Beam — the conspiracy theory that claims the government plans to fake an alien invasion or divine event using advanced holograms and mind control technology.

Join me as I unpack the origins of the theory, the four wild steps of the alleged plan, the real (and imagined) tech behind it, and why people can’t stop believing in this cosmic mind game. Plus, I explore pop culture ties, debunk common myths, and share some fun oddities that make this theory endlessly fascinating.

Plug in, tune up, and prepare for a journey into one of the most mind-bending conspiracies out there. Don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.

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