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Episode 11 – Royal Family Conspiracies: Diana, Reptilians & Scandals in the Crown

From Princess Diana’s mysterious death (or escape?), to Prince Andrew’s Pizza Express alibi, to theories that Queen Elizabeth was secretly a shape-shifting reptilian — the British monarchy has been fueling conspiracies for centuries.

In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, I dive headfirst into the chaos:

• Diana’s death and the theories that she’s still alive
• Prince Andrew, Epstein, and the unsolved Jill Dando assassination
• The “immortal lizard queen” and King Charles’ Dracula bloodline
• Missing princes, Jack the Ripper, and Nazi family ties
• Meghan, Harry, Camilla, and Kate’s 2024 disappearance
• Plus how the royals basically became memes in the internet’s conspiracy cinematic universe

So are the royals just a dysfunctional family with crowns, or are they vampires, lizards, and Illuminati pawns running the world from the shadows? Don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.

Song of the Week: “Love. Die. Repeat” by Set Loose — a heavy, raw track that’s a total vibe. Go stream it everywhere.

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Episode 10: The Grateful Dead: Psychedelics, Spies, and Strange Theories

What if the Grateful Dead weren’t just a band? What if the tie-dye, the endless jams, and the devoted Deadhead culture were all tangled up with CIA experiments, LSD-fueled “Acid Tests,” and secret deals with the Hells Angels?

In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, Kelli peels back the psychedelic curtain on one of the most beloved (and bizarre) bands in American history. From MKUltra conspiracies and the Wall of Sound to dancing bears, skeleton roses, and the nomadic Deadhead tribe, we’ll explore why the Dead became more than music — they became a movement, a myth, and maybe even a cosmic experiment gone sideways.

Plus, hear hilarious fan stories from Reddit, and my song of the week — a gorgeous cover of “Box of Rain” by Reno Bo (aka my favorite Dead song).

Tune in, trip out, and remember: don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.

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Episode 9: Quantum Immortality & Near-Death Glitches

What if you never actually die? What if, in every near-death moment, your consciousness just… slides into another timeline where you survive?

In this episode, we’re diving into the mind-bending theory of quantum immortality — exploring how the “many worlds” interpretation of physics might explain those wild near-death experiences and reality glitches people swear they’ve lived through. From Reddit stories about impossible survivals to Celtic mythology’s Summerland (where the soul keeps vibin’ after death), we’ll explore the science, the spooky, and the downright trippy side of immortality.

Oh — and this week’s song of the week is Dead and Gone by Dreamfone. It’s haunting, dreamy, and the perfect soundtrack for questioning if you’ve already died a thousand times without even realizing it.

Tune in, spiral with me, and as always: don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.

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