Host Cheri Hardman sits down with Seattle-based comedian and pansexual storyteller Liz Klein for an unfiltered conversation about late-blooming sexual awakenings, relationship role models, and navigating the chaotic world of dating. Liz shares hilarious insights on her Brawny-man-meets-Labrador type, the realities of finding your peak in your 30s, and why a guy stopping mid-penetration due to Taco Bell is the ultimate mood-killer.

From celebrity crushes like the Chris evolution to ranking Zac Efron, Channing Tatum, and Austin Butler in a special Pretty Boy edition of Marry, Shag, Kill, this episode is packed with raw comedy, vulnerability, and plenty of laughs.

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• Podcast: Diary of an Ex-Ho

• Host: Cheri Hardman (@CheriHardmanComedy)

• Guest: Liz Klein (@live.laugh.lizk)

⏱️ Chapters / Timestamps:

• 0:00 – Intro & Welcome with Cheri Hardman

• 0:41 – Marry, Shag, Kill: The Pretty Boy Edition (Zac Efron, Channing Tatum, Austin Butler)

• 2:27 – Hooking up for the plot: Comedy and stories

• 2:50 – Would you rather: Great person vs. Good in bed?

• 4:12 – Parental relationship role models and childhood lessons

• 6:24 – The late-bloomer sexual awakening & hitting your peak in your 30s

• 8:52 – Celebrity crushes and the "Chris" cinematic universe

• 9:47 – The Brawny-man type with Labrador energy & major turn-offs

• 12:50 – Intimacy in movies, porn, and unrealistic expectations

• 17:17 – High sex drives, friend groups, and the friend-zone blurred lines

• 18:34 – Defining amazing sex and rolling orgasms

• 19:50 – Body image, dysmorphia, and boudoir modeling

• 22:03 – The best compliments: "New York Titties" and Renaissance paintings

• 23:23 – Sexual regrets and the bucket list

• 25:35 – Host song and comedy life updates

• 27:49 – The Wild Sex Story: The Taco Bell Situationship Ghosting Incident

In this episode of Diary of an Ex-Ho, host Cheri Hardman sits down with Portland-based producer and comedian Umi Om for a raw, honest, and hilarious conversation about sex, relationships, and self-acceptance.Umi opens up about her unique path to defining her own relationship style, moving away from traditional expectations, and finding comfort in her own skin. We dive into everything from "The Wheel of Sexy Questions" and celebrity crushes to navigating body image in a society that tells women not to love themselves. Plus, Umi shares a wild, memorable story about the lengths she went to for privacy in her 20s.In this episode, we discuss:The Power Dynamics of Relationships: Why Umi chooses a life partnership over traditional marriage and how she learned to value unconditional love over control.Sexual Awakenings: From early realizations to the influence of mainstream porn vs. reality.Body Positivity & Self-Love: How we can reclaim our relationship with our bodies and move past societal conditioning that starts as young as age nine.The "Ho" Bucket List: What’s still on the list, and why communication remains the ultimate turn-on.Life in Portland: Details on Umi’s upcoming AAPI showcase and connecting with the local comedy scene.Connect with Umi Om:Instagram: @ummi_omUpcoming Event: Asian American Pacific Islander Showcase, Day 2 – Saturday, May 30th at Core Food Cart and Bar, Portland, OR.Support the Show:If you enjoyed this episode, please hit that LIKE button, SUBSCRIBE, and turn on notifications so you never miss an episode of Diary of an Ex-Ho. Share your thoughts in the comments—we want to hear your stories!#DiaryOfAnExHo #SexPositivity #BodyPositivity #ComedyPodcast #RelationshipTalk #UmiOm #SherryHardman #PortlandComedy #SexualAwakening #HonestConversations

From Mormon Mission to Sexual Liberation: Comedian Ruby Do Gets RealIn this episode of Diary of an Ex Ho, we sit down with the hilarious Portland-based comedian and fellow podcaster, Ruby (Rue) Do. Rue opens up about her fascinating journey from growing up in a strict religious household to finding her true self through comedy, polyamory, and radical self-love.We dive deep into:The "Sexual Awakening": How a Mormon mission in Nicaragua changed Rue's perspective on her own attraction to women.Mary Shag Kill: Rue plays the "Jennifer Edition"—wait until you hear what she says about Jennifer Coolidge!Porn & Body Image: A candid look at how the adult industry affects our self-esteem and the difference between entertainment and education.Polyamory & Power: Rue shares a personal story about navigating multiple partners in California and the empowerment that comes with honesty and "owning your company."Whether she’s discussing her sexual bucket list (including an orgy and a train!) or why she’s attracted to "simple, honest dudes," Rue brings a refreshing, no-filter energy that you don't want to miss.Connect with our guest, Ruby Do:Instagram: @Ruby_DoPodcast: Motherhood, Sex, & MarijuanaTIMESTAMPS0:00 - Intro & Regrets Policy1:08 - Meet Ruby: Orientation & Relationship Status2:30 - Game Time: Mary Shag Kill (The Jennifer Edition)4:15 - Hooking up in the Comedy Scene5:05 - Relationship Role Models: Parents & Simple Love7:40 - Sexual Awakening: Growing up Mormon & Nicaragua9:23 - Celebrity Crushes & "Spunkiness"10:30 - Physical Types (Size Matters?)11:15 - Movie Sex Scenes: Monster's Ball & Unfaithful12:10 - The Truth About Porn & Body Issues14:00 - Defining "Amazing Sex"16:00 - The Wheel of Sex: Fetishes & Regrets17:50 - The Sexual Bucket List19:00 - Motherhood, Sex, & Marijuana Podcast19:40 - A Story of Polyamory & Self-LoveABOUT DIARY OF AN EX HOWelcome to Diary of an Ex Ho, the podcast where we strip away the shame and talk openly about sex, relationships, and the journeys that make us who we are today. Hosted with wit and zero judgment.Subscribe for more episodes every Wednesday!#DiaryOfAnExHo #RubyDo #ComedyPodcast #Polyamory #SexualLiberation #MormonToMainstream #Relationships #PortlandComedy #SexPositiveCheri Hardman is a comedian from Tacoma, WA. She performs all over the United States and also has a podcast called Diary of an Ex Ho where she talks to other comedians about their love lives. Cheri's humor is irreverent and often deals with adult topics. She is available for private parties such as bachelorette or birthday parties.Cheri produces 2 independent comedy shows that she can bring to your town, Roast Your Ex and Diary of an Ex Ho Live.You can find her current schedule on her website at https://www.cherihardman.com