If you’re listening to this podcast, it’s probably a terrible idea. On our first episode we’ll discuss all the good, bad and ugly parts of a concert. We’ll figure out if the certified lover boy’s new album stole your hearts. But most of all,  we will discover what it truly means to pursuit the act of clowning. 

So you're back for more... guess the first episode wasn't terrible enough. On our second episode we've planned a trip back in time to relish in one "magical" era. But for lunch we're cheffin' up a hot pot of toxicity in relationships, with your choice  of either monogamy or polygamy for a side dish. Don't worry, we'll add a cherry on top with some ways to approach the tastiest snacks you find while wondering  the streeeeets. 

You know what's not such a terrible idea? Looking for revenge! This is a call to arms, for all our fellow simps to join in unification to take revenge on the world and all its done to simps of the world. This week we'll cover different topics like the do's and dont's of recreational activities, how to maintain friendships as business begins booming and whether or not there truly is a winner and loser post relationship. 

You must be terrible at making decisions if you’re still here listening. Chances are on this episode you’re going to hear a lot of strange things, including what I means to leave a legacy, how your past self might view your current self & realizing just how tough it really is to run up that hill.

Wow would you look at that, we’re fashionably late and you still showed up for our 5th episode… that’s terrible. Well since you’re here might as well get a plate of some this chicken. Lucky for you, we serving up some fire life hacks and advice for the low price of free.99, considering some of us are ballin on a budget. Are you short on money this week, working non-stop with no time to cook or eat? Well boy do we got a meal plan for you. Order now before limited supplies last! (all sales are final no refunds)

We know we know today is Tuesday, we’re terrible at timing right? NONETHELESS… for some reason you decided to listen anyway. For dinner this week, we cheffed up some juicy topics like traveling the world, the wonderful ways of living life as a New Yorker, and figuring out how to answer that classic in-depth question… you good!?

We’re sure by now you’ve picked up on how terrible our advice is. That’s why this week we’re bringing in our FIRST FRIEND OF THE FEAST! Please welcome Liam as we chop up some topics like selling both houses and shoes. We’ll be having a main course of just about every food you could think of, served with complimentary discussions of the most peculiar of all creatures… the bird. 

Well well well, look who we have here. It's literally been months... we know... BUT DONT YOU WORRY, BECAUSE AHHHHH SHIT, HERE WE GO AGAIN! Welcome back to another episode of Chicken n' the Microwave, the kitchen is open back up for business. Today we'll be grilling a couple different tangy topics as Nick and Pure Knowledge catch up after this long terrible break, as Pure Knowledge introduces our podcast to the sounds of music. We apologize for any technical difficulties... but then again, what's new.