Well, it ended, I suppose. Throughout this season, when production was faced with a decision, they made the exact WRONG choice Every. Single. Time. Much like the state of American politics, American media, American industries, well, America, no one has any standards anymore, and the least qualified people continue to hold the most responsibility. If you enjoy us going on impassioned, frustrated rants, this episode is for you!

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So many beautiful examples of love around us this week: jealous scammers Chellace, opportunistic coworkers Traylor, aggro-dominant Jeremy/Bailey, streamrolling Spencer/Jess, and brother-flip-flopper Jellyfish/Bonrad. Nicolandria continues to be our shining light in a world culture that is spiraling into madness at levels never seen before. Women, wake UP!!!!!

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We will be on bye week this week due to work/anniversary travel obligations! This recap is for last week's episodes.

The beach is experiencing mass hysteria, orchestrated by Master Manipulator Jeremy and encouraged by Clout Chasers Inc., which includes Dale, Spencer, Andrew, and every girl that Bailey calls a friend. But for the first time in a long time, Bachelor Nation is united over a shared injustice, and for that, we rejoice. Also discussed is our letting go of Belly from The Summer I Turned Pretty’s lack of je ne sais quoi and brother hopping to enjoy the pure yearning from Conrad. Finally, some Love Island reunion predictions.

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