On this week's episode, the gloves are off and the tiger blood is flowing as special guest JT and Kraig face off over a sibling showdown for the ages: Which brother is the better actor - Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez? JT comes in hot with a fistful of chaos praising Charlie’s legendary run of drugs, babes, and sitcom paychecks, calling him a warlock of the screen. Kraig claps back with heartfelt pride, naming Emilio a hometown hero for producing not one but two whole movies in Cincinnati, while also praising Emilio as a pure-blooded Estevez who never had to change his name to make it in Tinsel Town. JT calls Emilio the eternal second fiddle, while Kraig says Charlie is a one-trick, drug-addled pony. Moderator Jed just tries to keep the mics from catching fire, while Hung Juror Kirk mumbles something about The Breakfast Club being a religious experience. It's heart vs hedonism, Cincy vs Sin City, D2 vs DTF, on this absolutely Este-vested episode of Mass Debate!

On this week's episode, moderator Jed kicks off the weirdest episode yet with a question pulled straight from a late-night YouTube rabbit hole and the deranged mind of Christopher Walken: Would you rather have a tail…or the ability to fly? Yes, really. Confusion builds immediately as Kirk, representing Team Flying, argues for flight the only way he knows how - through pure laziness and cheapness, saying it’d cut down on gas money and stairs. Meanwhile, Kraig latches onto Team Tail like a desperate possum in mating season, citing Splinter from TMNT as proof that tails bring wisdom, strength, and fatherly vibes. He claims a good tail can grapple, gesture, and even guide you through tough times. But when the dust settles, Kirk drops the mic with one simple question: "If you're in danger, who do you want saving you - someone who can fly…or someone with a goddamn tail?" Jed's smug ass sits back watching the chaos unfold like he's Woody Woodpecker, quietly giggling in the corner while Hung Juror Adam Draper contemplates existence itself and is left in awe that this is real life. Is this the dumbest debate ever? Maybe. Has the show officially jumped the shark? Definitely. But we’re in it now, folks! So grab your great-grandfather's gold watch, and start practicing your best Christopher Walken impression, for this week's episode of Mass Debate!

Get ready for a full blown Chris-tastrophe, because it’s a battle of the beefcakes as Jed and Kraig argue over which Chris is the Chrisiest: Pratt or Hemsworth. Jed stumbles out of the gate, unable to name more than two of Pratt’s roles, but still insists he’s the ultimate every man who can tame raptors by day and crush Pawnee burgers by night. But Kraig isn’t having it, scoffing that “Pratt Brat” Jed is just blinded by Star-Lord sparkle, while he puts all his faith in his homeboy “Hemi”, citing his "documentary Invincible" as undeniable proof of his superiority, only for Jed and moderator Kirk to eventually reveal that Kraig has his show titles mixed up. As Kraig fumbles through his notes like he’s trying to open a PDF with Thor's hammer, chaos erupts. Jed accuses Hemsworth of being a beautiful empty-headed brute, and Kraig calls Pratt a golden retriever with abs. Confusion, delusion, and Chris-mas cheer collide on this episode of Mass Debate!