On this week's episode, the BPM Boys whip out their wands and compare the size of their magical staffs as Jed and Kirk settle the ultimate wizarding pissing contest: Harry Potter vs Gandalf! Jed comes out waving his magic stick for Team Potter, arguing that Hogwarts churned out a certified spell-slinging badass with more tricks up his robe than a Vegas magician with a gambling problem. Gandalf? Just an elderly pyrotechnics enthusiast with a fancy walking stick, a smoke machine, and one goddamn catchphrase! Kirk fires back for Team Gandalf, insisting that you don't need a thousand spells when you've got a thousand years of wizardly swagger! Besides, just look at the talent behind the beards! Gandalf is portrayed by SIR Ian McKellen, a literal knight of the realm, while Daniel Radcliffe is apparently the self-appointed president, treasurer, and sole dues-paying member of the Daniel Radcliffe Fan Club. Jed argues that Potter actually went to wizard school, while Gandalf looks like he learned magic behind a Renaissance Faire dumpster. Kirk counters that Gandalf fought a Balrog and came back from the dead, while Harry spent seven books trying not to get murdered by a noseless theater kid. Moderator Kraig attempts to keep the magical meat-waving under control before somebody gets an unwanted Engorgio. It's Hogwarts vs Hobbiton, Expelliarmus vs YOU SHALL NOT PASS, boy wizard vs bearded badass, and enough wand-waving to get everyone banned from the Shire... on this spell-slinging, staff-stroking episode of Mass Debate!