On this week’s glitter-caked, face-painted fever dream of a show, the crew dives headfirst into the fanbase Thunderdome: Swifties vs. Juggalos - who’s more unhinged? Kraig bravely moderates a cultural cage match between two armies of deranged devotion , as Jed paints Swifties as sparkly-eyed demolition goblins who descend on cities like bedazzled locusts, causing traffic jams, and destroying souls. But guest debater Jason counters with the cold hard truth: Juggalos burn tires for warmth, drink up all the Faygo, and wear clown makeup unironically. It’s sequins vs. soot on this week's Mass Debate!

Let's turn the lights down, break out the popcorn and sodas, and get ready for this wildly unhinged big screen throwdown between Jed, who sort of remembers which character - Bill or Ted, was played by Keanu, and Kraig, who’s ready to crown Nicolas Cage the patron saint of unhinged cinema. Jed valiantly stumbles through The Matrix and John Wick, while Kraig demands answers for The Replacements and delivers a masterclass in Cage’s legendary spectrum - from bug-eyed lunatic to whiskey-soaked lunatic. As Kirk desperately tries to hold the debate together, things spiral into a philosophical fistfight over meme-ability, acting range, and which man you'd rather see struggle through a scene. It's a science lesson in polar opposites, with fewer facts than National Treasure and more confusion than Johnny Mnemonic on this week's Mass Debate!

This week’s episode will hit you like a half-hearted roundhouse kick to the face! Kirk squares off with Kraig over the ultimate question no one really asked: Is Steven Seagal the greatest martial arts action hero of all time? Kirk, fully aware that Seagal is an out-of-shape, rizzless dumpster man, still defends him as an icon - mostly because watching a beady-eyed, sweaty, spoiled-ham of a man try to aikido chop bad guys never ceases to entertain. Kraig fires back with actual evidence, like Jackie Chan’s legendary stunt work and, you know, talent. He then accuses Kirk of light racism, to which Kirk counters by calling Kraig a “Chinese sympathizer,” and moderator Jed just wants to say “Sensei Seagal” enough times that it becomes culturally irreversible. Elbows are snapped, egos bruised, and somewhere a ponytail weeps, on this week's Mass Debate!

In this week’s feverish showdown, Mass Debate turns into a full-blown disco inferno as special guest G-Man struts out in bell bottoms and an Afro pick, swearing that disco never died because “Stayin’ Alive” literally keeps hearts pumping on the CPR floor, while Kraig claims it’s nothing but polyester-soaked white-boy noise that should’ve been buried with lava lamps and booger sugar spoons. The heat rises when Jonathan and Kraig face off over which group truly tops the disco charts: Chromeo’s funky revival or the Bee Gees’ falsetto empire. By the end, the only thing louder than the arguments is the sound of platform shoes stomping across the debate floor, and enough innuendo to fog up a disco ball. How deep is your love? Find out on this episode of Mass Debate!

This week’s episode blasts off into the great unknown...or maybe just a sound stage in Burbank, to settle the age-old question: Did we really go to the moon, or were we just hoodwinked by NASA? Jed plants his flag firmly in the “it happened” crater, claiming the lunar landing was a giant leap for mankind, complete with life-changing tech like Velcro. Meanwhile, Kraig stumbles through a cosmic conspiracy theory so tangled it’s got more plot holes than a damn J.J. Abrams movie. According to him, the whole thing was cooked up by Hollywood special effects, Tom Hanks, and somehow…Magic Mike? So grab your freeze dried ice cream and a big ol' glass of Tang, and get ready to countdown to craziness on this episode of Mass Debate!

In this red-white-and-snooze-filled episode of Mass Debate, Kirk champions the all-American power nap, claiming every hardworking patriot deserves a one-hour horizontal protest against the tyranny of "the man" - a siesta for the people! He even weaponizes his sleep apnea, declaring it a disability and claiming that denying him nap time is akin to class warfare. Calling in from California, special guest debater Jason claps back, claiming that naps are a lazy-day gateway drug that would derail productivity and lull the free market into a coma. He even shirks the rules and brazenly does real time research, allowing him to speak pseudo-confidently about such heady topics as sleep inertia and circadian rhythms. While Kirk gets cozy and calls for a sleepy-time revolution, Jason alarmingly insists that dreams are for closers. So fluff your pillow, strap on your sleep mask, and drift away to the soothing sounds of Mass Debate!

Ready your ear-holes for an allergy inducing clash, as we slice diagonally into the age-old question: to crust or not to crust? Jed, our resident philosopher, swears the crispy rim brings a textural component to his nut-butter ingestion. Meanwhile Professor Safety - busy dad, lunchbox logistics guru, and self-appointed ambassador of the Uncrustable Nation, insists that handing his kiddos a “proper” crusted sandwich would spark an uprising faster than Kirk and Kraig fighting over who gets to lick the jelly spoon. Jed fires back, arguing that ditching the crust is like depriving your children of love, nutrition, and all-around culinary development. Get ready to get your wheat chaffed and your mind spread within an inch of madness on this week's Mass Debate!