Does the old saying about being early to bed, and early to rise truly make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise? Jed says yes, and gives us way too much insight into his morning self-care routine in the process. Kraig on the other hand has some strong opinions in favor of partying hard, deep into the night like some immoral deviant. Which debater will rise to the occasion? Sunshine Jed or Moony Kraig? Both sound like cult leaders, so how can it lose? Find out who is the cream of the crop on this week's episode of Mass Debate!

It's going to be a Quentin Tarantino-style foot fiesta for the ages as Kirk debates special guest, JT Smith, over the social misgivings of wearing socks with sandals. Is this a fashion faux pas worthy of social exclusion, or will comfort-over-conformity win the hearts and minds of the masses?

The vitriol flows from Kraig and Jed like a warm golden stream, when they discuss the etiquette of shower pissing. Don't all these pipes go to the same place anyways? Isn't it bad hygiene to spray urine all over a communal space meant for cleanliness? Does the golden rule apply? Does the golden shower rule apply? If a golden shower takes place in the shower, do you still have to pay the hooker...er um, I mean let's listen to this week's Mass Debate and find out the answers!

You like-a the pizza? Well do you even-a know-a what is the right-a way to-a eat-a the pizza? Meesa thinks-a it's mooey mooey big mistake to use a fork...what the hell, did my offensive Italian accent just turn into Gungan somehow? Oh well, listen to our good buddy Andy go toe to toe with Kraig about the proper way to eat your 'za!

Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting...er, well Jed and Kirk are karate fighting. Well I guess actually it's more like their fighting about karate. Will Kirk strike first? Will Jed strike hard? Will Kraig wax off in the corner using his own tears as lubricant?

Is our reality just a simulation or are we merely moving from one plane of reality to another? Is the feeling of deja vu just a coincidence or is it a glitch in the matrix? If Jed hands Kraig an invisible spoon, does he prove that reality is real, or does he just confuse everyone in the room? Find out the answers to these questions and more...on this week's Mass Debate!

Yikes! Kraig and Kirk are raising up a stink and blowing some hot air once again in this rip-roaring debate, that will leave you asking yourself that age old question: "If I fart in an elevator with an elderly woman inside and she subsequently dies from the aftermath, am I a murderer or just an asshole?"

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