A day late and an hour short! In this "mini-episode" we'll be discussing former occultists turned more righteous than thee total bullshit artist Bill Schnoebelen. Bill was once upon a time just so utterly badass that not only was he a Wiccan, a Druid, a Satanist, a "Hardcore Satanist" (see what what we mean?), a Mormon, a Mason, a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker, etc. (No but seriously, he seems to have never had a REAL job anywhere at all in there, hmmm?) Then one fateful day a clerical error at the bank brought him to the light ya boy J. Christo! Now he travels to various churches and lecture halls & speechifying on his monumental bullshit achievements! We all disliked the guy so much we just had to cut this episode short! But fear not you beautiful kooks, we'll be back next week with something far more akin to our usual high concept, thought provoking palaver! ENJOY!

Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also including "Harlem Hindoo" by Al Hirt

SOURCES: a bunch of mind numbingly awful books written by "The Schneebs" as well as this handy dandy timeline chart of his time spent accumulating occult power! https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZAQVVSy3Z60/ThNPmIc5S6I/AAAAAAAACWw/lL4ewu4fsxk/s1600/bill-schnoebelen-time-line.jpg

W.W.T.W.? Articles:

-https://news.sky.com/story/political-party-in-germany-calls-for-kebabs-to-be-subsidised-13130960

-https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/hidden-detail-king-charles-portrait-32816785

-https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/05/16/who-is-robert-fico-slovakia-prime-minister-shot/

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