Marriage: it starts with great potential… and often ends in total chaos. In this brutally honest episode, Alan takes on relationships—He dives into celibacy’s, dating, “pay to play,” and how you just can’t f**ing win* when it comes to love.

From ages 30 to 70, Alan unpacks the COVID-era relationship breakdowns—especially how lockdowns pushed already-shaky marriages over the edge. He shares what he's learned from both friends and enemies and introduces his infamous “5 plus 5 Plan” for marriage.

Can you end a healthy relationship? Should you stay in a toxic one? Why is going back to an ex always a mistake? Alan doesn’t hold back—especially when it comes to loneliness, frustration, and the harsh truths of modern relationships.

🔥 Topics Include:

Why you should never remarry your ex
The emotional toll of staying in the wrong relationship
Alan’s no-BS “5 plus 5” rule for love and sanity

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Alan is angry about religious programming, the absurdity of selling salvation like a late-night infomercial.

This is a can't miss episode unloading on The Pope, politics, and the holy mess poor Texas Tim's story of, walking into a church that tells him “We don’t take cash.”

Alan shares the time he crossed paths with Jerry Seinfeld, trading thoughts “Don’t live in the misery of everyday life.”

Finally, things take a personal turn as Alan opens up about going bald—debating shampoo, aging, and whether this is a hair problem… or just an existential crisis in disguise.

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Alan's back—and he's armed with a list and zero patience.
In this unfiltered episode, we kick things off with a flaming hot take: "There are no thought leaders" (spoiler alert: he’s not wrong). Then it’s wheels up on a turbulent rant about kids on airplanes and why terrible parenting is the real problem.

He teases the "Ultimate Grifter" (coming soon 👀), calls out The Free Look for being a scam, and digs into a chaotic wine shipment story featuring the legendary Texas Tim.

We wrap with Alan’s final word: "It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on."

Buckle up. This episode is filled with real life ridiculous with Alan wanting a simple tire change and what happens at the car dealership sets the tone for a no-holds-barred episode.

From there, he dives into the Elon Musk vs. Donald Trump feud and why it’s the circus America didn’t ask for but totally deserves.

Alan doesn't hold back on the ICE raids in California.

Raw commentary on Trump and Epstein files, Elon’s overflowing family tree, and a passionate defense of hard-working immigrants and their kids—and you’ve got a wild ride from start to finish.

Oh, and don’t miss how to connect with the show and follow the madness online.

This one’s raw, real, and unapologetically Angry Alan.

This week, Alan takes a follicle-focused journey into the brutal realities of aging—because one day you're brushing your thick mane, and the next you're Googling "best hats for thinning hair." Plus, he scrolls through his phone to share some hilarious (and slightly concerning) candid photos of people “in the wild” who remind us all that aging isn’t for the faint of heart.
Wrinkles, bald spots, and questionable fashion choices—you’ve been warned.

This episode kicks off with a heartfelt viewer question: What’s the difference between being angry and being bitter—and how do you know which one you are? Our hosts unpack the emotional weight of both and get real about what it means to carry resentment in a world that keeps testing your patience.

Then it’s time to spin the Wheel of Wild Rants! 🌀 Each spin unlocks a new, unpredictable topic:

🏈 Sports – The overhyped athletes
🔐 Passwords – Why is every login starting to feel like a pop quiz?
🧬 Biometrics – Fingerprints, retina scans, face ID—are we safe, or just surrendering privacy one eyeball at a time?
🅿️ Parking
📱 Texting – Read receipts, thumbs-up reactions.
This one’s a mix of deep dives and sharp laughs. Hit play, raise your hand if you’re tired of remembering your 12th password this week

This week, Alan is fired up over the ridiculous cost of having fun. From Taylor Swift concert tickets that cost more than rent to sporting events that require a small loan just to park, nothing escapes his wrath. Why are we paying $18 for a beer and $400 to sit in the nosebleeds? Have we all lost our minds—or just our money?

Whether it’s hidden fees, VIP scams, or $75 t-shirts, Alan’s asking the big question:

When did fun become a luxury?
Bonus topics: Sororities are Disgusting, Pets are secretly making us miserable, Fake Nice People on Social Media

In this jet-lagged meltdown of a travel episode, Alan rips into everything from airlines and rental car ripoffs to the mystery of how a $600 trip ballooned to $1,600. He shares a chaotic Spain story, vents about tipping in Europe, complains about walking a “zillion miles,” and recounts how he was nearly denied boarding because—you guessed it—you can’t get on a plane while bleeding.
Oh—and should you even travel with family? Alan’s got thoughts.
Travel may expand your worldview—but it absolutely infuriates Angry Allen.