🎙 Angry Alan Podcast – Crypto, Boomers, & The Cost of Avocado Toast Featuring Chris Kline, COO and Co-Founder at Bitcoin IRA

In this episode, Alan welcomes Chris Kline Co-Founder and Chief Revenue Officer of Bitcoin IRA, a crypto entrepreneur with who doesn’t shy away from rants as sharp as Alan’s.

The conversation kicks off with Chris’ background in the world of bitcoin and crypto platforms. Alan quickly asks the classic Angry Alan question: “What pisses you off?” From there, the sparks fly.

Chris, a proud elder millennial born in 1985, and he starts our episode off by breaking down the infamous “avocado toast myth.”

He does the math to prove boomers wrong: skipping coffee and avo toast for 10 years might save you $65K, but it still wouldn’t cover today’s $80K down payment on a $400K average home. Alan half-agrees but pivots into a rant on plummeting reading scores and how kids today lack critical thinking skills.

From there, the two tackle everything from:

Bitcoin vs. the dollar – trillion-dollar debt, printing, and how crypto platforms make transactions make sense.

Future of money – buying lunch with a simple “tap tap tap”, banks creating bitcoin divisions, and global adoption.

Generational frustrations – participation trophies, overpriced designer bags, $100K trucks with 15-year loans, and America’s addiction to subscription models.

Hollywood to Main Street – Chris shares how contracts and donations are shrinking, why private schools and Hollywood are struggling, and why he believes we’re in a quiet recession.

The bigger picture – social media manipulation, mental health concerns for kids, and Chris’ personal philosophy of never taking on business debt.

Alan closes the episode by sharing wisdom passed down from his late grandfather, while Chris reflects on his own grandfather’s advice about one-year term limits to stop corruption of government. The episode wraps with a fiery discussion on emotional intelligence, leadership, and what it really means to navigate modern America.

If you’ve ever been frustrated by rising costs, broken systems, or just wanted to yell about avocado toast economics—this episode will hit home.

This week, Alan and Texas Tim dive into a rollercoaster of rants and real talk:

📞 The crazy lady calls in – wait until you hear what she has to say.

👩 Are mothers actually good wives? Alan’s not holding back.

🌍 Putin and Trump meet… but no Zelensky? Will the two world leaders blow up at each other?

🏕️ California’s homeless population – why do they seem happier than the taxpayers?

🌴 San Diego spotlight – golf, tennis, and living the “happy & healthy” life.

🍽️ Restaurant disasters – from rude service to crappy food, Alan’s got stories.

Get ready for sharp takes, laughs, and a few “did he really just say that?” moments.

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Episode Recap:
0:00- Are moms working too hard?
4:00 Alan took a trip to LA
4:30 The minimum wage is $30 per hour? Is this true?
7:00 Trump's meeting coming up
12:00 California, Tax rates and the homeless seem pretty happy
14:50 The Valet Story, Excuse me it's $7.00
18:00 Trump lowering the cost of medication

Alan shares his daughter accidentally donating his $3,000 burial suite. He tackles the Coldplay concert cheating story with Texas Tim. The discussion hits on dating apps, relationship red flags, and narcissists, before shifting to personal updates — no vacation for Tim and Alan’s upcoming LA trip. Plus, a sneak peek at the new Angry Alan App!

0:00-1:21 Alan and Tim throwback to the Coldplay concert and are wearing banana hats
1:21-5:50 Story time with Angry Alan, Alan has items to donate and asks his daughter to run errands such as taking his suit dry cleaner
6:50 Alan talks about his daughter's love for shopping, he shares more about his kids' interests and great taste for fine dining
8:00 Alan talks about how challenging relationships are
9:00 Alan talks about immediate gratification
10:19-12:07 Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus
12:09 Dating sites

From waking up at 3 AM to get ahead, to his business origin story, to sharp one-liners like “Nothing pisses me off more…”—this episode packs rants, laughs, and motivation in equal measure.

Get ready! This week on Angry Alan – Alan and Texas Tim are joined (via Zoom) by special guest Garrett Goodman, an entrepreneur of How Ya Dough'n pizza shares his pandemic-fueled passion opens up with his real world personal challenges.

From contractor headaches and holding people accountable to outrageous hotel service fails, Garrett doesn’t hold back. He shares his frustration over irresponsible spending, running a hospitality business, and a disastrous stay at the Aria in Vegas—complete with rude front desk staff and a botched room request. The conversation dives into his cruise misadventure, the challenges of going cashless in business, and the surprising reality of traveling abroad with cash.

Alan recalls his own Spain cash woes, Texas Tim reminisces about the “old days” of card holds, and Garrett embraces his nickname “the curmudgeon.” The guys also talk sports mismanagement, babysitting employees, and what grit really means—featuring lessons from Alan’s dad and Garrett’s personal drive to never lose.

Alan left his car running for 16 hours overnight — and he’s not happy about it.

In this episode, he unleashes a full-on rant about modern car tech and those ridiculous key fobs.

Then Texas Tim jumps in to talk Coldplay concert drama (yes, really), drawing from his wild days in HR.

From there, things get personal — Tim asks the hard questions, and Alan opens up about his whirlwind summer:
☀️ Florida with his son
🔥 A hot and miserable Mexico trip
⛳ Golfing in California (finally, a win!)

Also:
🎭 Tim visits Angry Alan a Off-Broadway show in NYC
🏠 Alan returns home to no air conditioning
👕 Merch shoutout + proceeds benefiting the North Texas Food Bank!

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Timecodes:
00:00 – 09:00
Alan kicks off the show with a fiery rant after accidentally leaving his car running for 16 hours overnight. He blames modern car technology and vents about the absurdity of today’s keyless fobs. "Back in my day, you had to physically turn a key!" — Alan is not holding back.

09:00 – 10:00
Texas Tim jumps in to share some Coldplay concert drama, drawing on his time working in HR.

10:00 – 15:00
Things get a little chaotic as the guys bounce around topics.

🔥 Segment Theme:
Hot takes fly. Listeners will want to weigh in — Whose side are you on: Alan or Tim?

15:00 – 16:00
The guys veer into travel talk.

16:00 – 18:00
Tim recalls his trip to NYC to catch Alan’s Off-Broadway Angry Alan Show. Then Alan dives into vacation stories:

Florida with his son

A disastrous, sweat-drenched trip to Mexico

A redemption trip to California — great golf, great weather, good vibes all around.

18:00 – 20:00
Alan returns home to no A/C, but he’s still grateful to be back.
He shouts out the show’s merch line and promotes North Texas Food Bank, where a portion of merch proceeds are donated.

In this fiery episode of Angry Alan, we’re tackling two of life’s most aggravating realities: the phone brush off and terrible restaurant service.

Alan kicks things off with a rant about the phone brush off—we’ve all done it, we’ve all been victims of it. But why is this cold shoulder-by-cell phone now a daily ritual? Alan wants answers—and your feedback. Who brushes you off the most? And is it ever actually justified?

Then, Alan dives into a recent dining disaster that left him furious. He shares how a night out with his lady friend and son turned into a nightmare:

His son was denied entry

The seating was chaos

The staff? Rude and dismissive

The rules? Unwritten and absurd

And yes, he will be back as a return customer.

Alan questions whether bad restaurant behavior is just poor service—or part of a larger cultural trend. From restaurant etiquette to unspoken “rules,” nothing is off the table.

🔥 Comment below if you’ve been phone-brushed, banned from a booth, or just plain fed up. Alan’s listening… and raging.

Texas Tim is back from Europe—and Alan is fired up. In this wild ride of an episode, Texas Tim reveals he was the Grand Marshal in a lesbian pride trans and pro Palestine "Dikes for Palestine" parade in London (yes, really), and that’s just the warm-up.

Tim innocently asks what Alan’s been up to, and the result? Chaos. Alan unloads on the “mansion deficit” (apparently the ultra-rich can’t find luxury rentals—oh no!), shares his thoughts about Robert Kennedy, throws in a hot take on MMR vaccines, and clarifies for the record: “I’m NOT talking about red dye!”

The duo dive into deeper waters: Alan passionately speaks about empathy for people with autism, saying it’s mankind’s duty to care for one another. Tim adds his thoughts on mental health and what defines the best choices for society.

And then it gets political.

Alan calls Donald Trump a low-life criminal, while Tim gives us the European perspective on Trump and how America is seen abroad. Alan doesn’t hold back, calling the U.S. “not just a young country—a stupid one,” citing Vietnam-era memories and a continued spiral of bad leadership.

Plus:
📞 “Bobby on the phone” subtitle Moron drops in to talk about King Trump
📱 Tim gets a new cellphone and shares his fears about AI
🤖 Alan shares his thoughts on AI… and Tim decides not to piss off a robot

From parade floats to political flamethrowers, this episode is pure Angry Alan.

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Is Trump Trying to Be King? Angry Alan Sounds the Alarm.
In this explosive episode, Angry Alan doesn’t hold back.
What starts as a rant turns into a chilling warning: President Donald J. Trump isn’t acting like a president—he’s behaving like a man who wants a throne. Alan breaks down what he sees as a dangerous pattern of overreach, power grabs, and ego-driven decisions that could push the U.S. closer to authoritarianism.

He’s not just angry—he’s afraid. Afraid of how fast our institutions are cracking. Afraid that we’re watching democracy unravel in real time.

If you’ve ever thought, “This isn’t how it’s supposed to work,” you’re not alone.

🔥 Buckle up—this episode might be the most honest, unfiltered one yet.

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