🎙 Angry Alan Podcast – Crypto, Boomers, & The Cost of Avocado Toast Featuring Chris Kline, COO and Co-Founder at Bitcoin IRA

In this episode, Alan welcomes Chris Kline Co-Founder and Chief Revenue Officer of Bitcoin IRA, a crypto entrepreneur with who doesn’t shy away from rants as sharp as Alan’s.

The conversation kicks off with Chris’ background in the world of bitcoin and crypto platforms. Alan quickly asks the classic Angry Alan question: “What pisses you off?” From there, the sparks fly.

Chris, a proud elder millennial born in 1985, and he starts our episode off by breaking down the infamous “avocado toast myth.”

He does the math to prove boomers wrong: skipping coffee and avo toast for 10 years might save you $65K, but it still wouldn’t cover today’s $80K down payment on a $400K average home. Alan half-agrees but pivots into a rant on plummeting reading scores and how kids today lack critical thinking skills.

From there, the two tackle everything from:

Bitcoin vs. the dollar – trillion-dollar debt, printing, and how crypto platforms make transactions make sense.

Future of money – buying lunch with a simple “tap tap tap”, banks creating bitcoin divisions, and global adoption.

Generational frustrations – participation trophies, overpriced designer bags, $100K trucks with 15-year loans, and America’s addiction to subscription models.

Hollywood to Main Street – Chris shares how contracts and donations are shrinking, why private schools and Hollywood are struggling, and why he believes we’re in a quiet recession.

The bigger picture – social media manipulation, mental health concerns for kids, and Chris’ personal philosophy of never taking on business debt.

Alan closes the episode by sharing wisdom passed down from his late grandfather, while Chris reflects on his own grandfather’s advice about one-year term limits to stop corruption of government. The episode wraps with a fiery discussion on emotional intelligence, leadership, and what it really means to navigate modern America.

If you’ve ever been frustrated by rising costs, broken systems, or just wanted to yell about avocado toast economics—this episode will hit home.

This week, Alan and Texas Tim dive into a rollercoaster of rants and real talk:

📞 The crazy lady calls in – wait until you hear what she has to say.

👩 Are mothers actually good wives? Alan’s not holding back.

🌍 Putin and Trump meet… but no Zelensky? Will the two world leaders blow up at each other?

🏕️ California’s homeless population – why do they seem happier than the taxpayers?

🌴 San Diego spotlight – golf, tennis, and living the “happy & healthy” life.

🍽️ Restaurant disasters – from rude service to crappy food, Alan’s got stories.

Get ready for sharp takes, laughs, and a few “did he really just say that?” moments.

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Episode Recap:
0:00- Are moms working too hard?
4:00 Alan took a trip to LA
4:30 The minimum wage is $30 per hour? Is this true?
7:00 Trump's meeting coming up
12:00 California, Tax rates and the homeless seem pretty happy
14:50 The Valet Story, Excuse me it's $7.00
18:00 Trump lowering the cost of medication

Alan shares his daughter accidentally donating his $3,000 burial suite. He tackles the Coldplay concert cheating story with Texas Tim. The discussion hits on dating apps, relationship red flags, and narcissists, before shifting to personal updates — no vacation for Tim and Alan’s upcoming LA trip. Plus, a sneak peek at the new Angry Alan App!

0:00-1:21 Alan and Tim throwback to the Coldplay concert and are wearing banana hats
1:21-5:50 Story time with Angry Alan, Alan has items to donate and asks his daughter to run errands such as taking his suit dry cleaner
6:50 Alan talks about his daughter's love for shopping, he shares more about his kids' interests and great taste for fine dining
8:00 Alan talks about how challenging relationships are
9:00 Alan talks about immediate gratification
10:19-12:07 Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus
12:09 Dating sites