Marriage: it starts with great potential… and often ends in total chaos. In this brutally honest episode, Alan takes on relationships—He dives into celibacy’s, dating, “pay to play,” and how you just can’t f**ing win* when it comes to love.

From ages 30 to 70, Alan unpacks the COVID-era relationship breakdowns—especially how lockdowns pushed already-shaky marriages over the edge. He shares what he's learned from both friends and enemies and introduces his infamous “5 plus 5 Plan” for marriage.

Can you end a healthy relationship? Should you stay in a toxic one? Why is going back to an ex always a mistake? Alan doesn’t hold back—especially when it comes to loneliness, frustration, and the harsh truths of modern relationships.

🔥 Topics Include:

Why you should never remarry your ex
The emotional toll of staying in the wrong relationship
Alan’s no-BS “5 plus 5” rule for love and sanity

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Alan is angry about religious programming, the absurdity of selling salvation like a late-night infomercial.

This is a can't miss episode unloading on The Pope, politics, and the holy mess poor Texas Tim's story of, walking into a church that tells him “We don’t take cash.”

Alan shares the time he crossed paths with Jerry Seinfeld, trading thoughts “Don’t live in the misery of everyday life.”

Finally, things take a personal turn as Alan opens up about going bald—debating shampoo, aging, and whether this is a hair problem… or just an existential crisis in disguise.

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Alan's back—and he's armed with a list and zero patience.
In this unfiltered episode, we kick things off with a flaming hot take: "There are no thought leaders" (spoiler alert: he’s not wrong). Then it’s wheels up on a turbulent rant about kids on airplanes and why terrible parenting is the real problem.

He teases the "Ultimate Grifter" (coming soon 👀), calls out The Free Look for being a scam, and digs into a chaotic wine shipment story featuring the legendary Texas Tim.

We wrap with Alan’s final word: "It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on."