This week on 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff and Whisp debate fire safety with the aggressively disgusting Stinky the Bear, launch seedless watermelon into the sun, and reveal the shocking truth about H.P. Lovecraft's hatred of summering in Val Verde. More insider information about the much more dangerous Illuminati, The Sultans of Swing! Plus, Art's 'Crazy Taxi' traffic reports and a deep dive into the CIA's connection to the Scorpions. It's the kind of classic rock morning radio that'll make you question everything.

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• Val Verde Community College
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Join Geoff and Whisp as they grapple with plummeting radio ratings (from #1 to #10 and then #20!). They blame a disastrous “98.6 The Squirt" ad buy and explore the questionable comfort of Chatbot therapy. This episode takes a wild turn with Marvel "What If...?" scenarios, the dangers of Val Verde's Pac-Man Fever-a-Thon, and a truly unforgettable interview with Zimothy Larson (Mike Drucker), the eccentric owner of "Bookshelf Books." Zimothy's struggle with names, his disdain for James Patterson (except during "Eruption"), and the legacy of his father's "Zavid's Sexy Books" add to the chaos.

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Bullins Funeral Home

Guest Starring: Mike Drucker (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Mystery Science Theatre 3000)

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Buckle up, Val Verde! It's ratings day on 108.9 The Hawk, and Geoff and Whisp are feeling... some type of way. Will it be Steakport celebrations or limo cancellations? Plus, rock legend Vic Badmoney (Jordan Doll) of 80's rock band, Rock Bottom joins the show, and things get WILD! Get ready for questionable financial advice, dirtbag rock confessions, and of course, Art Spart with the traffic report that will make you hurl!

• "Shit City" vs. "Shit Burrow": The ridiculous debate about Valverde's neighborhoods.
• Whisp's Rat Tail Obsession: Whisp's intense desire for the rat tail in the wine bottle.
• Dirtbag Rock: We break down Rock Bottom's controversial past and the coining of "dirtbag rock".

Sponsored by:

Greg Lake’s Spring Days

Channel 8’s “Same Damaged Brain”

Big Truck: Live from Mike & The Mechanics

Guest Starring: Jordan Doll (Werewolf Radar, Just For Laughs, 100 Foot Mustache)

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Get ready to have your algorithm rocked! This week on 108.9 The Hawk's Geoff and Whisp Show, we're diving deep into the wild world of influencing with the one and only Mackenzie Mackenzie (Jamie Loftus), feminist icon and social media guru. We're talking TikTok trends, Truth Social tribulations, and how to avoid getting tased by the Val Verde PD. Plus: the inside scoop on Clumpsy, Val Verde's 420-friendly feline, the dangers of free chicken wings, and the premiere of Channel 8++’s new adult animated show, “ASSDOG.”

Also, tickets to see Def Leppard this Saturday at the Verde Dome! Just listen for the sounder!

Sponsored by:

• “Songs From The 70’s & 80’s That Have Been Ruined By Being In Movies And Documentaries About Vietnam” from Val Verde Records
• John Cougar Summercamp

Guest Starring: Jamie Loftus (Sixteenth Minute (Of Fame), The Bechdel Cast, Star Trek: Lower Decks)

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The Geoff and Whisp Show is back for another legendary radio morning in Val Verde! And if there’s one thing they do, they celebrate local businesses! Today, they bring in FLIP TURLEY (Paul Scheer) the new owner of Hard Rock Cafe: Val Verde! And he’s got some new ideas involving legendary London rockers, THE ROLLING STONES!

Learn about Flip’ Stones themed meals! The shape of his urinals! And how the only connection to the Stones he can make is through Ronnie Wood’s distant cousin.

Geoff and Whisp also talk about Eric Clapton’s remakes, The Popcorn Ghost and a surprise guest enters the Rock And Roll RV.

A 108.9 THE HAWK YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS!

Guest Starring: Paul Scheer (How Did This Get Made?, Unspooled, Dark Web)

Sponsored by Jefferson Starchips and Channel 8’s “Bloody Well Right!”

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108.9 The Hawk is bringing you the ultimate weekend combo: 15 songs from Aerosmith every hour AND all the details on Whisp Turlington's "Here Comes Spring Motherfu*kers Cookout"!

First, we dive into our Aerosmith weekend. Get ready for a deep dive into the Columbia and Geffen eras, with some sped-up versions and Chipmunk covers thrown in for good measure

Then, get ready for the party of the year! Whisp is inviting everyone (except Paul Schaeffer and maybe Geoff ) to his cookout.

Plus, you know Barry Gibb’s bringing his Barry Beef! Find out which rockers have their own hot sauces! And Page is doing all of his album, “Outrider,” live at the picnic!

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Chestnuts

Channel 8’s “Farts With A Z”

Coopersmith Coffins

Food Gulch

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Buckle up, Val Verde! The Geoff and Whisp Show is here to drag you out of bed with a healthy dose of classic rock! This episode's got it all: ZZ Top's hairy man requirements, the tragic tale of Uncle Petruchio's helium-filled meats, and Whisp’s mind-bending encounter with Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney, and…”College Ramen?” Plus, we venture into the dangers of Slayer Gulch, get a traffic update from the one and only Art Spart, and ask the tough questions: Are YOU a Toolhead? It's morning radio the way it's supposed to be – loud, and with Whisp and Geoff!

• Tool In The Sand: Was it worth it just to hear some Bill Hicks?
• Jason Gore: Shut up and clean the kitchen, Jason!
• He Ain’t No Angel: The ghost of Gregg Allman has appeared at Val Verde Civic Center

Sponsored by Shetland Creameries, Brain Juice, Val Verde Christian Fellowship and John Bargain, DDS.

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Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock and Big "Toot Toot" Truck broadcast live from Tuzzard Motors! Do you want a deal on a car from your past that has just been remade by Bucky Tuzzard and his son, Tucky? Then come on down to Tuzzard Motors, right there on the Four Motor Mile! Learn how the Tuzzard's create their vehicles in extremely unconventional ways to give Val Verde car buyers the best deals in town.

• Go With God, In A Tuzzard: It’s the Tuzzard Motors catchphrase.
• Gallagher Four: Even though they started with on a different path, all Gallagher roads eventually lead to Gallagher.
• “Top Gun” to “Nerds”: Big Truck hits you with some movie lore.
• Cerebro - Bucky Tuzzard has one and he knows how to harness its power.
• Michael Winslow School of Good Voices: All the greats studied here, including Big Truck.

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• Pizza Emporium
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