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Découvrez la série des J'aime pas : J'aime pas le foot, J'aime pas les poupées, J'aime pas les super-héros, J'aime pas la danse, J'aime pas être belle, et J'aime pas être grand. Des livres qui bousculent les idées reçues.

« Moi, j'aime pas le foot. Mais Papa adore. Alors tous les dimanches, qu'il pleuve à gros bouillons, ou que la neige couvre le gazon, on part à l'entraînement. » Lucien déteste le foot, les entraînements, et courir derrière un ballon qui roule tout le temps. Envoyé dans les buts par l'entraîneur dit La Terreur, il fait un arrêt remarquable de la tête par le plus grand des hasards. Son équipe et La Terreur lui prédisent un grand avenir dans le football sauf que, Lucien l'a déjà dit, il n'aime PAS le foot.

" Moi, j'aime pas la danse. Mais Maman adore. Alors tous les mercredis, j'enfile mon tutu. Mais j'aime pas les tutus. Ça gratte et c'est rose. " Des cours ennuyeux au grand écart qui fait mal, la narratrice ne nous épargne rien, jusqu'au spectacle de fin d'année où elle part du mauvais côté et fait le pitre pour le plus grand plaisir du public.

" J'aime PAS être belle. Mais tous les jours avant d'aller à l'école, Maman vérifie si : ma robe est bien repassée, mes cheveux bien coiffés, mes collants bien tirés, mes chaussures bien cirées. " Et, tous les matins, c'est la même cérémonie : " Comme elle est belle ! ", me dit-on à longueur de temps. Hors de question de loucher ou de mettre les doigts dans son nez ! Le pire, c'est le jour de la photo de classe.

"J'aime PAS les super-héros. Ni Superman, ni Batman, ni doberman, ni frangipane, ni Jordan, qui crâne dans la cour de récré ! L'autre jour, il a même déclaré que son père était un super-héros et qu'il devait partir en Australie d'Amérique pour une mission secrète très dangereuse. N'importe quoi ! Je n'ai pas tardé à mener ma petite enquête..."

Hell hath no fury like a raisin scorned. Hellraisin 3: The Wrath of Grapes!

Les réponses de la science à la plus grande question humaine de tous les temps : qu'est-ce qui nous rend vraiment heureux ? L'Étude de Harvard sur le développement des adultes est la plus longue et rigoureuse jamais réalisée : 724 individus et leurs 1300 descendants sont suivis depuis plus de quatre-vingts ans par les chercheurs et les médecins les plus éminents au monde pour comprendre sur quoi reposent le bien-être et la santé de l'être humain.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Hell - the Raisining!

Oftmals sind es die völlig unerwarteten Kombinationen, die den Menschen in ihrem Leben richtig Freude bereiten. So wären da bspw. „Erdnussbutter + Marmelade“ zum Frühstück, „Hund + Katze“ als Haustiere und natürlich auch „Tierarztpraxen + Online Marketing“. Zugegeben: letzteres haben die wenigsten in der Rangliste erwartet. Trotzdem geben wir der ganzen Sache eine Chance und versuchen den beiden Bereichen, über unseren Podcast, einen gemeinsamen Kontext zu geben! Wie auch in der täglichen Praxis, soll das „Bestandsbuch“ als eine Art Leitfaden dienen, um die richtigen ...

A wild and wacky parody of the original Hellraiser movie. Now with more raisins!

Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of a... Well, you all know the story. Jack is a poor farm boy living with his mother. Having to milk cows to keep the bill collectors at bay. Till, one day, a man comes by and gives him an enhancement pill that makes him sprout a giant boner, which he climbs all the way up to Giant Land. I mean, sure, we all know that part. But from there, things take a twist.

Compiled by Xtina Marie, this heart-stopping conglomeration of terror represents the coming together of a whole bunch of the finest independent horror authors writing today.

Three tales so awful, they'll make you want to wash your mind out with soap. Snow White and the mini golf course? Frankenstein meets Soylent Green? An avid reader trapped in an Edgar Allan Poe nightmare? These stories aren't normal. Like a stew, where you don't know what's in it, you don't know why you're eating it, but you can't stop. You’ll even ask for thirds.

Franks Wurst: The food of the future! Try one today! Many years have passed since Victor Frankenstein built his monster. The population has grown out of control. The food supply is getting low. Franks franchises are popping up like weeds. With only one thing on the menu, hot dogs. The low-cost way to feed billions. And people love them. But when meat becomes scarce, a new item appears on the menu: Franks Wurst. It's not long before that’s all anyone eats. Listen to find out more.

Jimmy DiFrenzo is the head of one of the Figarazzi family, one of the toughest mob families around. He loves his gabagool, his gold chains, and his chest hair. He lives in a nice suburban home with his adoring wife and child. The perfect, yet hackneyed, life of a Sicilian American. But he has secrets. Blondie is a spoiled little rich girl who always gets her way. When her life becomes tedious, she begins a life of breaking into random homes. She never steals anything; she's in it for the excitement. All is going swimmingly, till she finds herself the wrong house.

The junkie. The goth girl. The redneck. The nerd. The gangsta. The gay kid. The jock. The twins who can't even tell themselves apart. A loveable cast of walking clichés, out for a week in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. What could possibly happen? Murder, that's what! Who left that dead girl skewered on the porch, anyway? All are suspect, as the slayings become more and more ridiculous. Hell of a way to spend a vacation. Will they find out who the killer is in time to stop this madness, or will this mean the end for all?

Mystical. Weird. Hilarious. It's a tale of idiots. It's a tale of life. A dumb cast of characters you have to see to believe. The surgeon on an acid trip. The lazy Uncle who fuses with his favorite chair. The boy who comes back from the dead for revenge. Bootsy Collins. What do these people have in common? About as much as you have with Kevin Bacon.

Everything has come down to this. The Invaders have finally reached D.C. It's time for Eric and crew to destroy Uncle Mel and thus the entire alien race, but it seems that he's hidden away, and the city is being taken over by Mel clones. Starlet is held captive in a cave somewhere in Massachusetts. Can she break free and find Eric? And if so, can she reach him in time to help bring down the President? This has gone on long enough. It has to end. But how? Things are gonna get weird.

Adam is the first human being all alone in the Garden of Eden. He has everything he needs, but he sure is lonely. One morning he awakens to find his body flayed open. Could it be kidney thieves? No, God has stolen a rib to make him a companion. Why he couldn't have just made Eve out of dirt like Adam was, is beyond him. Adam and Eve are living in relative peace in Paradise until trouble comes to the Garden in the form of a snake.

The year is 2031. The United States has sealed itself off from the rest of the world. The state of the country is dire; the Constitution is ancient history, the poverty level is at an all-time high, and there is more corruption in the government than ever before. And oh yeah, Mel Gibson is president. But something is wrong with Mr. Gibson. He doesn't seem quite...human. What unfolds is a battle unlike any other. Bring on the Invaders, a secret society whose mission is to destroy the unknown forces in D.C. and take back this country.