Do you ever ask, what the Vlad the Impaler impaled your pussy? Well, does Chloe has the book for you! This week we have a self-circumcized vampire, JC's mildly offensive Romanian accent, more references to Morbius than any podcast needs, and alternative uses for Fenty body glitter.

Ladies, this one's for you. Join JC and Chloe to (loudly) discuss the most French book to date! We are not learning names or plots, but we are drinking inappropriate amounts at French children's birthday parties and having a little affair here or there. The chaos is there, the drama and there, and Chloe is telling everyone they are right.

Outro is produced by Liborio Conti

What if Goliath from Gargoyles (1994-1997) dominated you, daddy-style? Well that is exactly what we're discussing today in the analysis of this beautiful piece of art! Come on down while we also talk about the realm of room, do gargoyles use cashapp or wire transfer, and Chloe WILL NOT STOP POCKETWATCHING

Outro song produced by Greyskies

Everyone's favorite iconoclastic writer has dropped a new joint on us to ask an important question for society: what if your police officer bf cared about your art and actively helped you in your artistic endeavors? JC takes us on a journey of tropes he personally dislikes in books, police sketches for genitalia, and proper cuck caretaking. Come on down!

Outro song Produced by Danya Vodovoz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhUD-kVSmLY&list=PLq4r2IOXma9BSPbQZX4GUIxzbYpLo_-LJ&index=8

Get in Losers! Chloe's regaling us with the second installment of The Losers duology and things are getting fast and furious. Manson's dad is back and our favorite 5some is gonna need to figure out how this unorthodox group is gonna slot into each other's lives. It's all about Family™