In a shocking twist, the mystery guest was revealed to be... the admin! That's right, queen of admin Katie Bruce was invited on the show, revealing her voice to the citizens for the first time! And how did the King of Leeds respond to having a fellow Loiner on the show? He swanned off on holiday and abandoned the whole of Writeopolis, obviously. Rude.

More importantly than RJ's absence, we also had:

• Kit describing the 'all hot, no plot' Bat Out of Hell musical as 'culture'

• Scott doing a deep dive into his own psyche over his hatred of Thatcher

• Katie making the Sandwich Shop of Dreams feel all its feelings (and the citizens struggle with the concept of 'bread in moderation')

• Kit is very, very busy and has mysterious good news

• Dinosaurs get shown a lot of love with the dragon prince of Mongolia and Katie makes a reluctant choice on the binary that causes uproar!

• There's also some big David Bowie love and all things Labyrinth are discussed.

  Listen in for all this and so much more! Enjoy!

After the epic fail of Craig the recording bot last episode, he was thoroughly reprimanded in time for the amazing Marguerite Kenner! Listen in for highlights such as:

• The very rude motorbike

• The podcast getting immediately thrown off topic by cats and video games leading to a record-breaking 16 minute delay on getting to the intro

• Scott is sacked for having a sore throat

• Cheese Detective

• Marguerite talks about the frankly awe-inspiring amount of work she's doing

• "I've been helping my wife build a human skin desk"

• Night cheese is not bed milk

  And so, so much more! Enjoy!

Season 11 continued with the wonderful Stephanie Burgis!

• Scott didn't bring enough chocolate for the whole group and was therefore immediately fired

• Stephanie appreciates living in Britain, purely for the joy of people being able to pronounce her name correctly

• Scott has a lot of praise for Sinners, Kit's had a horror film fest with The Shallows and Clown In A Cornfield, and Stephanie immediately changes the tone with family fantasy film Man And Witch

• RJ surprises no one by discussing his love of all thing ships - as long as he doesn't have to actually go on one

• Stephanie talks hybrid publishing, filling the well and gives a magical and mysterious entry to the Sandwich Shop of Dreams

• RJ then offends Stephanie with his opinions on hot chocolate and his microphone starts playing up in response, as well it should

• "Something awful happens in the Wonkaverse" - no I'm not going to explain, you'll just have to listen to the episode for context*

Listen in for all this and more!

*context may not necessarily provide any clarity to statements made on Writeopolis