Ace of Base hitches a ride to Applebee’s, six imaginary water-parks go straight to OSHA-jail, and a guy literally surfs down an active volcano at 28 mph. Welcome to Episode 24—118 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 • Blue Note Waikiki) and packed tighter than sunscreen in a carry-on.

Why hit “Play”?

🚗 Ace of Base “Uber” Story – strangers pile into Chip’s car and pay cash for Dollaritas.

💦 6 Worst Water Parks in America – from James Cromwell’s Crazy Crawdad Creek (zero slides, Olympic-lap only!) to Aunt Flo’s Tubes of Terror.

😬 Vacation-Guilt Stats – 88 % of U.S. workers get PTO, nearly half won’t use it. Unlimited-PTO = corporate Jedi mind-trick.

💤 Nightmares vs. Perfect-Dream Let-downs – why waking from bad dreams feels fantastic.

🎬 Save Theatrical Comedy – Hawaiian-shirt meetups for the Naked Gon reboot (Sat Aug 2) + horror two-fer Together & Weapons.

🦜 Jimmy Buffett Deep-Cuts – seaplane crash survival & Jamaican bullet-holes (Bono was on board!).

🥥 43 Coconuts Smashed with a Forehead – Pakistan’s Mohammed Rashid sets a bruising one-minute record.

🌋 Volcano Surfing at 27.96 mph – Chase Boehringer rides ash in rural Mexico, slams a rock wall, soaks in glacial water, feels great.

🦃 Join Us in Waikiki – two comedy shows, nine-day beach hack; tickets at SunburntPodcast.com.

Hit play for PTO pep-talks, SPF-50 laughs, and enough island energy to melt Buzz Bixby’s high-voltage splash-zone.

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Chapters

00:00 Ace of Base “Uber-to-Applebee’s” Cold Open
00:38 118-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise Invite
03:37 Article: Six Best Water Parks in West Virginia
04:42 Building the 6 Worst Water Parks List
06:26 #6 James Cromwell’s Crazy Crawdad Creek
07:42 #5 Broken Waters (Pregnancy-Theme)
08:35 #4 Buzz Bixby’s All-Electric Waterworld
09:52 #3 “Please Subscribe” Water Park
10:10 #2 Saint Nick’s 28 °F Super Slide
10:57 #1 Aunt Flo’s Tubes of Terror
11:53 Vacation-Guilt & PTO Stats (Pew 2024)
18:18 The Unlimited-PTO Trap & Productive Rest
22:57 Murder-Nightmares & Waking Relief
27:10 Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings: Naked Gon
30:25 Meetup Details & Theater Hangouts
32:10 Horror Picks: Together & upcoming Weapons
34:43 Jimmy Buffett: Seaplane Crash & Jamaica Gunfire
42:06 Guinness World Records Segment Intro
42:58 43 Coconuts Head-Smashed in 1 Minute
44:55 27.96 mph Volcano-Surf Speed Record
47:28 Wrap-Up & “Stay Burnt” Front-Desk Bit

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