Have you ever started reading the Bible, made it through Genesis and Exodus, and then hit Leviticus... only to stop? You're not alone. In this episode of Your Weekly Calling, Brad explores why one of the Bible's most overlooked books is actually one of its most important. Discover how the sacrifices, priests, and laws in Leviticus all point to Jesus, hear the incredible true story behind the discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls, and learn a simple challenge that will change the way you read Scripture. Leviticus isn't just a book of rules—it's the story of a holy God making a way for broken people to draw near to Him.

Before God gave Israel the Ten Commandments, He reminded them who they were. In this episode of Your Weekly Calling, Brad dives into Exodus 19 to explore the powerful truth that God doesn't just rescue us from something—He rescues us for something. Discover why your identity comes before your calling, what it means to be carried "on eagles' wings," and how remembering whose you are can change every decision you make this week.

Standing at the edge of something new can be exciting—and terrifying. In this episode of Your Weekly Calling, Brad dives into Joshua 1 and the moment Joshua stepped into impossible shoes after the death of Moses. Through personal stories, a remarkable lesson from explorer Ernest Shackleton, and God's repeated command to "be strong and courageous," you'll discover that courage isn't the absence of fear—it's trusting God's presence in the middle of it. If you're facing a new chapter, a difficult decision, or an uncertain future, this episode is the reminder you need: the same God who walked with Joshua is walking with you.

This week on Your Weekly Calling, Brad shares a personal story about his wife finally pursuing a children's book she wrote eight years ago after putting the dream on hold because of finances. Through the incredible story of James Dyson—who built 5,127 failed prototypes before creating the vacuum that changed his life—you'll discover that a delayed dream isn't always a dead dream. If you've ever wondered whether it's too late to take the next step, this episode is a reminder that God often works through seasons of waiting to prepare us for what's ahead.

Well... it finally happened.

After 137 episodes, Jacob disappeared.

No, he didn't die.

No, he didn't get abducted by aliens.

And despite what Brad claimed, he didn't punch Brad in the face over Joker 2... although listeners aren't ruling it out.

Enter Mark.

Brad claims he searched the globe for a new co-host. We assume that means he Googled "guy willing to watch terrible movies for free" and somehow Mark answered.

Within the first ten minutes, Mark had already:

• Been insulted by Jacob in the live chat.
• Learned Brad's nickname is "Baby Hands."
• Been introduced to MTD, who apparently trained Jason Voorhees... according to absolutely no verified historical records.

Then they actually tried talking about Little Brother...

...for about six minutes.

After that the episode somehow became:

• A Tom Hanks career retrospective.
• A Star Wars debate.
• A discussion about hologram concerts.
• Brad's traumatic Cast Away date where his date narrated the entire movie to the theater.
• Mark Wahlberg somehow getting cast in a movie he wasn't even in.
• And a serious investigation into whether John Cena accepted the role without reading the script.

Meanwhile, the actual movie sat quietly in the corner wondering if anyone remembered it existed.

The best part?

Mark fit in immediately. By the end of the episode he was already roasting the movie, questioning Netflix's budget, and politely wondering how they had spent nearly 35 minutes talking about literally everything except Little Brother. That's when you know he's officially part of Movie Torture.

This week on This Can’t Be Real with Brad, things somehow spiral from fast food frustration to full public humiliation. Brad breaks down the story of a man so angry at Taco Bell over his order that he returned later and released live crickets into the restaurant like he was starting the apocalypse over missing sauce packets. Then things get painfully awkward when a man accidentally rolls completely naked into a public car wash after trusting tinted windows way too much.

And finally, Brad reacts to a criminal genius who tried escaping police… in a canoe. Not a speedboat. Not a jet ski. A canoe. Leading to one of the slowest and dumbest getaway attempts imaginable while police casually watched from shore.

Along the way, Brad goes on hilarious tangents about Taco Bell revenge, Subaru stereotypes, men treating cars like apartments, awkward public nudity, and why no criminal should ever trust a paddle-powered escape plan. It’s another chaotic episode full of real stories that somehow sound completely made up.

In this episode of Movie Torture, the guys welcome Producer Gary to discuss the movie Santa Jaws, a truly bonkers movie and low-budget sci-fi horror film. They critique the acting, plot, and special effects, noting the lack of realism and the confusing storyline. They also discuss the characters and their questionable decisions. The guys find humor in the absurdity of the film, including the concept of a shark with a Santa hat and the use of Christmas-themed weapons. Santa Jaws is a campy and absurd holiday shark movie that received mixed reviews. While some viewers found it hilariously bad and enjoyed its over-the-top storyline and dialogue, others thought it was terrible and poorly executed. The movie follows the story of a boy who accidentally creates a comic book that brings a killer shark, Santa Jaws, to life. The characters and special effects were not well-developed, but the name Santa Jaws was widely praised.

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On this episode the gang tackles the 2009 slasher "Friday the 13th" and they are joined by new cast member Ashley, host of Lox of Laughs on the Hopecast Network. They start by wondering why this movie was even made. They talk about how most of the people in this movie aren't likable and that you actually root for Jason in this movie. Ashley talks about meeting one of the stars of this movie at an audition and how that went. Plus, Brad wonders how much time Jason spends in the gym and what if MTD was his trainer. Could MTD be the new slasher's trainer? This is a funny episode about a movie that is bonkers.

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