Hello, Attention Seekers!

FINALLY this episode is out. This diva has been sitting in the vault since June 2nd due to technical difficulties which.... girl. How many damn technical difficulties are we gonna have. I'm happy to say that this SHOULD be the last for now.

Anyway, this week Anna is joined by her friend, Spencer. He decided to come on the pod so they could squash some month-old beef, and the conversation turned into a thoughtful commentary on the state of artificial intelligence use in the United States. They tackle everything from Benson Boone's smooth crotch to the Jardiance commercial. It's riveting to say the absolute least.

Then, these two prepare for the new Lorde release next week by dedicating Liability to Google's Gemini. No one asked for your input, girl. <3

Welcome back Attention Seekers!

This week's episode is what we like to call "Plan B." The episode originally planned for today once again had technical issues. Much like the Plan B pill, this episode also may cause side effects of nausea and breast tenderness, so listen at your own risk.

Anna, Sophie, and Nolan get really fed up with the English language when none of the Mad Libs they finish end up even remotely funny. The best part of this episode is wondering if Nolan can think of an adverb. It's truly a nail-biter.

Then, these three dumb people channel their inner club girls as they dedicate 360 by Charli XCX to Anna's boyfriend's new Sonny Angel doll named Brat.

We love you so much, Brat!

After a week of nightmarish technical difficulties, Anna is BACK and better than ever. Originally recorded on May 29th, this is the episode we almost thought would never happen. But nevertheless, she persisted <3

This week Anna is joined by her bestie for the restie, Eric, to talk about "High School Musical." High School Musical is in quotes because these two almost exclusively talk about Zac Efron and proudly neglect the rest of the cast. If loving Zac is efWrong then they don't want to be efRight.

Grab the tissues because this week's song dedication goes out to the lost edited audio from May 30th. Anna and Eric put on their bravest faces to grieve aloud while singing "She's Out Of My Life" by Michael Jackson to the fallen content. We don't know where you are, girl, but we love and miss you.

This week Anna is joined by her sister’s bestie for the restie, Nolan, as they unpack their complex fears of babies, the locker room, and red dye 40.

Fair warning, though; this episode is nothing if not violently disorganized. Honestly…. we were being super optimistic to think two verbose dolls would be even remotely capable of staying on topic. But you’d never be able to tell cause Anna is a once-in-a-generation talent when it comes to editing on Garage Band.

Then, get ready to embrace the power of overcoming adversity because this week’s song dedication goes out to Eric and Lyle Menendez. Anna and Nolan push the limits of their vocal ranges as they sing Break Free by Ariana Grande to congratulate the brothers on becoming parole eligible!

This week, Anna welcomes her very own sister, Sophie, to discuss one of life’s greatest joys: absolutely 100% hating something. These two mouthy broads leave no stone unturned as they air their grievances with Celebrity Jeopardy, Republicans, and people with skinny personalities.

Get ready to feel pride down to your friggin bones cause this week's song dedication goes out to HBO Max for finding it's true name. Anna and Sophie break out an old Camp Rock song to congratulate the media company on what we can only hope is its last name change.

Anna unpacks the tinkle trauma she experienced in New York last month. This story has everything: drug addicts on the bus, feminism, an L train shout out, Old Navy, and most importantly, big wet pants.

This week's song dedication goes out to Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle of the Philippines.