痘痘貼只是貼在臉上，
回憶是直接黏在心裡。

從喜歡的團體無限期休團，
一路聊到 Linkin Park、魔幻力量、哈利波特、假面騎士和七龍珠，

每一個完結都像把青春偷偷收走一塊，
留下的淚痕與回憶交織成了遺憾。

老實說，
最可怕的不是故事結束，
是你還沒準備好說再見，它就已經先退場。

Pimple patches only stick to your face,
but memories stick straight to your heart.

From a favorite group going on indefinite hiatus,
to Linkin Park, Magic Power, Harry Potter, Kamen Rider, and Dragon Ball,

every ending feels like it quietly takes a piece of your youth away,
leaving behind tears, memories, and a little bit of regret.

Honestly,
the scariest part isn’t the story ending—
it’s that before you’re even ready to say goodbye,
it has already walked off the stage.

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從世界盃收手、單身太久的自我保護，

一路聊到想約又裝忙、想談戀愛又怕打亂自己的人生排程。

老實說，

最難的不是找到喜歡的人，

是你明明在戀愛賽道上，卻自己掛上施工中。

From stepping away from the World Cup and the self-protection that comes with being single for too long, we somehow ended up talking about wanting to ask someone out but pretending to be busy, and wanting to fall in love but being afraid it might mess up your life schedule.

Honestly,
the hardest part isn’t finding someone you like,
it’s being on the dating track,
then putting up your own “Under Construction” sign.

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運動會還沒開始，
老闆的威脅已經先到場。

從公司運動會、隊長亂出主意，
一路聊到 Podcast 第二季改版、來賓計畫、IG 短影音，
最後跳繩淘汰賽直接變成一秒下班。

老實說，
最可怕的不是輸掉比賽，
是你以為自己是全村希望，結果你是一開始的絕望。

The sports day hadn’t even started yet, but the boss’s threat had already arrived.

From the company sports day and the team captain throwing out terrible ideas,
to talking about Podcast Season 2 upgrades, guest plans, and IG short-form videos, the jump rope elimination round somehow turned into a one-second clock-out.

Honestly,
the scariest part isn’t losing the game—
it’s thinking you’re the village’s last hope,
only to realize you were the opening act of despair.

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世界盃還沒踢完，
錢包已經先被淘汰。

從五千塊玩到剩五百、AI 分析賠率，
一路聊到菜英文、英文腦重建，
最後甚至立下年底前挑戰外商的偉大誓言。

老實說，
最可怕的不是世界盃涼了，
是你想講英文，結果實習生叫你講中文。

The World Cup isn’t even over yet, but my wallet has already been eliminated.

From turning five thousand into five hundred, to asking AI to analyze betting odds,
we somehow ended up talking about broken English and rebuilding an English brain, then even made a grand promise to take on a new challenge before the end of the year.

Honestly,
the scariest part isn’t the World Cup going cold—
it’s wanting to speak English, only for the interns to tell you,
“Chinese is fine.”

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垃圾車宇宙持續擴張，

神秘人物「阿芬」正式登場。

從世界盃跟風、AI 分析賠率， 一路聊到工程師朋友的地下情報網， 順便驗證《藍色監獄》和現實足球到底差多遠。

老實說， 最難懂的不是越位規則， 是你身邊的人到底都認識些什麼人。

The garbage truck universe keeps expanding,
and now a mysterious character named "A-Fen" has officially entered the lore.

We somehow went from casually following the World Cup and letting AI predict betting odds, to uncovering an underground intelligence network run by our engineer friends.

Along the way, we also tried to figure out whether Blue Lock is actually football... or just anime-flavored psychological warfare.

Honestly, the hardest thing to understand isn't the offside rule— it's how your friends always seem to know the weirdest people on Earth.

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自由美利堅，快樂每一天。

怎麼別人的美國夢都是發家致富走上人生坦途。

而我，

被詐騙就算了，東西被搶就算了，

還跟手槍來了一次近距離的接吻。

Everyone else's American Dream seems to be getting rich and living their best life.

Meanwhile, me...

Getting scammed? Check.

Getting robbed? Check.

And to top it all off, I even had a very intimate, up-close kiss with a pistol.

My American Dream is apparently the DLC nobody asked for.

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電梯永遠停低樓層，
廁所永遠剛好客滿。

從便利商店繳費卡隊、捷運睡覺攻擊，
一路聊到青商會被迫營業，最後直接變成全場翻譯小弟。

老實說，
最累的不是上班，
是下班後世界還不肯放過你。

The elevator always stops at the lower floors, and the bathroom is somehow always full.

From getting trapped behind bill payments at the convenience store, to defending yourself from sleeping attacks on the MRT, all the way to becoming the unpaid translator sidekick at a Junior Chamber event.

Honestly,
the most exhausting part isn’t work itself,
it’s realizing the world still won’t leave you alone after you clock out.

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垃圾車還沒到，
怪人怪事就已經先開始。

從阿嬤、老虎叫聲、垃圾車卡刀，
一路聊到國中偷打 PS2、賣掉整套遊戲王卡換時數的黑歷史。

老實說，
長大後最可怕的不是遇到怪人，
是你會開始理解那些在垃圾車旁邊放空的大人。

The garbage truck hadn’t even arrived yet, and the weird people were already showing up.

From grandma, tiger sound effects, and garbage truck disasters, to sneaking off to play PS2 in junior high and selling an entire Yu-Gi-Oh! collection for game time.

Honestly,
the scariest part of growing up isn’t meeting weird people,
it’s realizing you’ve started to understand the adults silently staring into space next to the garbage truck.

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