從 IG 社交災難、ABC 日文尬聊，
一路聊到語言戰力測量、問 A 答 B，
旁邊的人還以為正在看高手過招。

老實說，
最可怕的不是語言不通，
是你們兩個都聊到系統錯亂，旁邊的人還覺得很高端。

From an Instagram social disaster to awkward Japanese small talk with an ABC,
we somehow ended up discussing language power-level scanners,
asking Question A and getting Answer B,
while the person next to us thought they were witnessing a battle between two elite masters.

Honestly,
the scariest part isn’t the language barrier.
It’s when both of you are so lost the system basically crashes,
but the person watching still thinks,
“Damn, this conversation is advanced.”

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夢裡被罵，
醒來還要本人負責。

從運動會 PTSD、基隆天空競技場，
一路聊到大鎖頭傳說、熱血高校式學長制，
最後連當年賭便當的罰球都開始變得很可疑。

老實說，
最可怕的不是校園傳說太扯，
是你長大後才發現，那些傳說可能都是真的。

Getting roasted in a dream,
then waking up and still making the real person take responsibility.

From sports day PTSD and Keelung’s Sky Arena, to the legendary padlock incident and a full-on Crows Zero-style school hierarchy, we somehow ended up questioning whether that old lunchbox bet was rigged all along.

Honestly,
the scariest part isn’t how ridiculous school legends sound—
it’s growing up and realizing they might have been true the whole time.

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主揪還沒開局，
誤會已經先喝醉。

從喝酒局誰負責、香蕉圖引爆審判，
一路聊到秘密到底能不能守、大魔法師的官宣，
還有那段被拿來當擋箭牌的謊言真相。

老實說，
最可怕的不是秘密被說出去，
是你守到最後，才發現全世界都快知道了。

Before the organizer even got the plan started,
the misunderstanding was already drunk.

From arguing over who was actually in charge of the drinking night,
to a banana meme somehow triggering a full courtroom trial,
we ended up talking about whether secrets can truly stay secret,
the Grand Wizard’s official relationship reveal,
and the truth behind one man being used as a human shield for a very suspicious lie.

Honestly,
the scariest part isn’t having a secret leaked—
it’s protecting it with your life,
only to realize the whole world was basically already in the group chat.

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