Sunscreen slathered, views past 100 K, and the sky literally exploding—Chip & Thomas celebrate Independence Day with rooftop fireworks, an ER “nub parade,” and a fresh batch of tropical-travel chaos. Then it’s on to:

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🎇 Firework Fails IRL – Chip watches Philly’s July 4th sky and the hospital entrance below fill with finger-re-attachment hopefuls.

👕 Hand-Sewn Hawaiian Flex – Thomas debuts a custom Big Fun Shirt (perfect pocket pattern-match included).

🦃 139-Day Countdown – Thanksgiving-in-Paradise Waikiki week: surf lessons, volcano hikes, and Chip’s brand-new hour of stand-up.

🙅‍♀️ “It’s Not a Cult!” – Aunt Linda-level recruiting spills into blood-relative jokes (and a totally voluntary Tuesday-night “ceremony”).

📚 Guinness Book 2025 Surprise – 2 hardcover “Good Books” ordered at 3 a.m.—record-breaking plans incoming.

🍹 Navy Grog Crime Lore – The tiki cocktail that (allegedly) fueled Phil Spector’s infamous night.

📸 Mug-Shot Smile Policy – Official Sunburnt stance: throw a grin (and maybe a wink) if you ever get booked.

🎬 Save Big-Screen Comedy – Organizing Hawaiian-shirt meet-ups for the new comedies opening weekend.

🎤 Chip’s Philly Dates – Live-Aid 40th-anniversary host slot (July 13) + hour preview at Next-In-Line Comedy (July 18).

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Chapters

00:00 Celebratory Slather & 100 K-View Milestone
01:00 Rooftop Fireworks Over Philly
03:05 “Nub Parade” at the ER Entrance
04:45 Civil-War-Ghost Theory
06:40 139-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise
07:50 Chip’s Hawaii To-Do List (Surf, Volcanoes, Hikes)
09:20 Totally Not a Cult… Aunt Linda Says Come!
12:10 Philly Shows Plug + Live-Aid Host News
13:30 Thomas’s Custom Big Fun Shirt Reveal
16:10 3 a.m. Guinness-Book Epiphany
18:45 Amazon Red-Flag & Cult-Supply Shopping List
22:00 Navy Grog: Tiki Drink with a Body Count
25:10 Mug-Shot Smile Doctrine for Burnt Ones
28:00 Tiki-Bar Violence—Viewer Corrections
30:25 Guinness-Record Challenge Teaser
32:10 Big-Screen Comedy Meetup Plan
34:00 Chip’s Upcoming Philly Dates & Hour Preview
36:10 Outro & Front-Desk Hot-Dog-Eating-Contest Callback