Plot twist: the fiery torture dungeon we all learned about in Sunday school is… not exactly in the Bible. This week, we’re unpacking what Scripture actually says about hell, how Dante and Augustine got mixed up in the group project, and why Christians are so wildly confident about something none of us has personally visited (Except Hell, Michigan. And White Castle.). Come for the eternal-damnation theology, stay for an unreasonable amount of Disney references.

Apparently God used to talk through dreams, visions, mysterious objects, and the occasional round of holy dice — but somewhere along the way, Christians decided that was getting a little weird. Rude, considering the source material. This week, we’ve got dragons on leashes, women curb-stomping Satan, levitating corpses, and God Yahtzee. Modern Christianity could never.

There’s a witch in the Bible.

Well… technically, she’s a medium. But she summons a dead prophet, he actually shows up, and somehow that’s not even the strangest part of the story.

This week, we’re talking about the Witch of Endor, the king who broke his own rules to find her, and what this very weird little Bible story might actually be trying to tell us. 👀

Happy Summerween. 🎃

This week, we answer the question nobody asked: what happens when a bee stings Bri on the butt? Once we've recovered from that trauma, we're diving into the story of Jehosheba—a woman with exactly three verses to her name who somehow saves the future of Israel, outsmarts the Bible's version of Yzma, and gets almost none of the credit. It's palace intrigue, murder plots, hidden heirs, and enough Disney references to make us question our own theology. 🎧 Listen now to Jehosheba's New Groove.

Andrew Tate got arrested. Again. So naturally, we're talking about his pants from Chico's. But underneath the jokes is a much bigger question: why are Christians so quick to embrace powerful men who suddenly "find Jesus" while their actions tell a very different story? We dig into the Tate brothers, the abuser-to-Christian pipeline, fake repentance, real repentance, and why Jesus told us to look for fruit—not good PR.

Imagine asking Jesus a simple question and getting a story about yeast instead. That's basically what happened all throughout the Gospels. This week we're diving into the parables, why Jesus loved them so much, and why the people listening would've been shocked by what He was actually saying. Turns out, there was a lot more going on than random stories about farmers and sheep.

Turns out Jesus had surprisingly little to say about church attendance, political parties, and checking all the right Christian boxes. Weird, right? This week we're asking a simple question: what actually makes someone a Christian? (Spoiler: it's less about looking like a Christian and more about looking like Jesus.)

How do you piss off Jesus?

Hint: It's not tattoos, deconstruction, or being progressive.

It's hypocrisy. Exploiting people. Worshiping power. And using religion to keep others out.

Let's talk about the people Jesus actually called out—and why that should make today's church just a little uncomfortable.