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In this episode we talk about the gross mistreatment of Hagar in Abram’s and Sarai’s home. Hagar ,an Egyptian slave, was SA’d by her master. Given to him by her mistress. This tale is not one of God’s man being proven righteous, but of God’s man being a predator and an abuser. Trigger warning for this episode. Say her name as we read Hagar’s Cry.

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In this episode our guest continues with us as we read a second account of creation. And somehow it’s more trashy than the first one!! Come be as unimpressed as we are in Creation Magic (Second Verse so much Worse).

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In this episode we have a guest to share in the tomfoolery and shenaigains with the 1st creation story. Ever wonder how we got here? Well buckle up butter cup because the fairy God mother is on her way with the details. Join us in the hocus pocus with creation magic Bippety Boppety Boop.

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In this episode we continue our journey down undead lane ending at Lazarus' unnecessary “resurrection”. We dive into how Jesus acted like a complete bitch and was for the tomfoolery and shenanigans. Be razzled and a lil dazzled with The Lazarus Okie-Doke.

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In this episode we talk about Zombies… Yes, the undead walking around like they living or something. Are you first wave or do you think you will survive when God resurrect people for no reason? Join us as we dive into three stories that will make you feel like you have walked into the Biblical Pet Sematary.

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Trigger warning: This story outlines inappropriate behavior with a minor. We in no way condone grooming of a minor and/or sexual relations.

We are back with David's unholy grooming by Jonathan. Ew and ew some more. We get into daddy problems with Saul and unacceptable love confessions between a grown man and a minor. Be very disgusted as we dive into Age Ain't Nothing but a Number. Soul Bonding Ain't Nothing but a Thang Part 2.

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Trigger warning: This story outlines inappropriate behavior with a minor. We in no way condone grooming of a minor and/or sexual relations.

In this episode David is thrust into a relationship with Saul’s son, God uses Saul to try and kill David, and foreskins are a hot commodity for marriage. Get really uncomfortable with Age Ain't Nothing but a Number. Soul Bonding Ain't Nothing but a Thang. Part 1

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In this episode we continue David’s story and are caught up in a web of quite a few fantastical tales. From playing around with apex predators to single handedly taking down a giant. Be confused as we dive into the lies with Lions, Giants, and Bears...Bitch Where?