This week on Unwise Girls we discuss the problem with holding your cacodemon in public, total world-shattering changes to the status quo (and the best way to reverse them within 5 chapters!), Nico dabbling with plurality, short-lived judges, twins of a certain quality, and more!

Come back next week for The Court of the Dead, ch. 37 to 41!

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This week on Unwise Girls we discuss the matter of minions, uncomplicated teenage sexuality, justice for thee but not for me, mothers from the mom factory, the line that won't be crossed within the Riordanverse, some pretty good bits, and how the gods have always been really good and supportive parents who are just trying their best.

Come back next week for The Court of the Dead, ch. 32 to 36!

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This week on Unwise Girls we discuss conditionally granted acceptance, characters dissolving into ooze, the mist dissolving into ooze, metaphors dissolving into ooze, themes actively working against each other, royal history lessons from Professor Janey, why it's okay when the protagonists do it, and another failed source of nutrition for Tantalus.

Come back next year for The Court of the Dead, ch. 27 to 31!

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This week on Unwise Girls we discuss court-approved courts, mythic-approved mythics, women equipped with big rods and sacks, demons and their special little travel methods, metaphors as broadly useful as rusty multi-tools, lawyersonas, and more!

Come back next year for The Court of the Dead, ch. 22 to 26!

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Ehhh? Unwise Girls? Why, that podcast hasn't released an episode since last year...! But wait, speak up, I can't hear you! Because of my aging ears! Because we've reached five whole years of Unwise Girls and that's just enough time for my ears to have aged!!!! In our glorious 2026 return we discuss the double trap of respectability as a theme, upgrading communication methods, bigotry retracted too early, golden retriever nothings, wholesome polycule assumptions, Italian Christmas witches, and Ranked Competitive Breast Growth. Happy new year!!!

Come back next year for The Court of the Dead, ch. 17 to 22!

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This week on Unwise Girls we discuss the redemption of Lavinia, Mythic panic, how totally funny farts are, the continuous microwaving of Mr. D., an attempted CinemaSins, Survivor, becoming a productive member of normal society, and

Come back next year for The Court of the Dead, ch. 12 to 16!

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So, we're now the most current we've ever been with the Rick Riordan books. Crazy! This week, we have a very measured discussion about The Court of the Dead. You may have noticed a recent trend of us "yelling" or "getting steaming mad" about these fun little novels - but no longer. Now, we are fair. We are impartial. We do not "blow our tops" when our favorite character gets flattened into a fluff pancake. We do not "punch the wall" when Riordan and Oshiro make a clumsy foray into racism metaphor. We have learned to just sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction.

Come back next week for The Court of the Dead, ch. 7 to 11

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Come back next week for The Court of the Dead, ch. 1 to 6

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