Giddyup! This one's full of meaty goodness & free for everybody, with an invitation to subscribe to Martin's rewiring fund. Don't forget to do that before you set off on your Caribbean cruise.

Plus the 'joys' of Great Yarmouth, and what it has in common with Shanghai...

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1960s pirate radio; jingles & Dora Dale's take. Also Michael Aspel, 92, Dick Van Dyke, nearly 100, but Brutus the Hippo, dead at 47 after a lifetime eating and fucking...

plus eating cornflakes quietly in Norfolk, and killer impersonation of Terry Wogan.

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Take a look at life with Kelner - into a world of villainy...

...including Hitler (again), Mike Graham, a big Italian dog, and Naga Munchetty

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Abba Voyage, the verdict, polycules, Trump's pompadour, and the day I bought a flick knife...

Plus the French had wild man Johnny Hallyday, we had Cliff!

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Purple cauliflower, horses copulating, chopped liver, beauty contests, and they live like pigs - Pinky & Perky

Plus, where do I see myself in ten years' time - probably not lying next to Oscar Wilde & Jim Morrison

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The tragedy of Hollywood kids, Kelner 'sings,' Marlene's many lovers, and do left wing males treat their partners worse than right wingers?

Plus the genus of legendary award-nominated quiz How Old Cary Grant?

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Paula Vennells - we remember - plus a reminder of Naga Munchetty Marmite disaster, blue denim shirt in death shock horror, and the complete joy of Warwick Davies

Content, loads of it, that's what we're creating, and don't bother looking for the end of the flamingo story, we didn't quite get there

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Andy Windsor, General Franco, James Corden, and other tyrants...

...including my grandson. And tales of red wine and urine-soaked jeans. It's fun, fun, fun till my daddy takes my T-bird away.

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