Red hot Bovril, Cyclists' emissions of methane gas, Wild man Cliff, & George Formby - troubled genius or what?

plus tension rises before grand prize re-draw.

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Bing Crosby says 'Accentuate the Positive,' big tech says 'bollocks to that.'

Plus the King of Camembert, Penn & Teller, & at least one half-decent joke.

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Stalking, Late night talk shows, Israel's army, George Formby's missus, & casualties in shop doorways.

Plus my memories of P.D.James, Phyllis to me, Baroness James to you...

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Morrissey's not doing panto this year, & Tameside's nippiest anaesthetist.

Plus 1000 before I die is the latest target; and death to the Supreme Leader.

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Argos, Alpaca in court case, Woody's worst films, & surveys - Stop asking us stuff, we don't know shit!

Plus decaff oatmilk latte - the work of the devil. And Kelner bids to become cult leader.

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Prince Andrew's naughty puppet, & Elvis really really has left the building

plus 5-hour documentary about Billy Joel anyone?

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Kelner's hideously politically incorrect observations may rule him out as Melvyn Bragg's successor.

...and the time David Bowie might have been afflicted with the 1960s scourge, Butlin's bum.

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Tit-man takes charge of Greens; Crayfish makes a run for it, & Chinese ready for anything.

Plus Angela Rayner in Stockport lass makes good shock, & Rachel Reeves is asked where's all the money gone? Billions spent on hotels - "Are you having an affair, Britain?"

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