The Premier League has been back for precisely one weekend, so naturally it's already time for panic, wild conclusions and Marilyn declaring managers under pressure.

This week, Marilyn and Rebecca look back at an opening round that saw Hull stun Manchester United, Arsenal begin their title defence comfortably, Tottenham lose 3–0 at Brentford and Aston Villa somehow find themselves four goals down after just 32 minutes.

There’s also late drama involving Manchester City and Liverpool, Chelsea beginning the Xabi Alonso era with a five-goal London derby at Fulham, and an attempt to make sense of the ongoing Manchester City and Premier League case.

But football analysis alone clearly isn't enough anymore.

Marilyn and Rebecca attempt their own Spurs fan-channel watchalong, before the completely fictional postbag reopens for another edition of Ask Marilyn & Rebecca — featuring VAR being introduced into a marriage, a Saturday afternoon wedding crisis and possibly the worst season-ticket financial advice ever broadcast.

There won't be an episode next week because Marilyn and Rebecca are heading out on a special Two Left Feet and Tune Ability road trip, but they'll be back to discover just how much Premier League chaos can happen while they're away.

Two Left Feet — proper football stories, highly questionable expertise and absolutely no attempt to take any of it too seriously.

The Premier League is back, and after successfully pretending to be football pundits throughout the World Cup, Marilyn and Rebecca have decided they're now qualified to cover an entire season.

What could possibly go wrong?

In the first Two Left Feet of the new season, they look back at Arsenal's emphatic Community Shield victory over Manchester City and discuss the huge number of managerial changes across the Premier League.

There’s also a quick look ahead to the opening weekend as twenty clubs prepare to discover whether all that summer optimism survives contact with an actual football match.

And this season brings a brand-new feature: Ask Marilyn and Rebecca.

Have a football problem? A partner who wants to cancel your anniversary because their team is playing? Joined a fantasy football league despite knowing absolutely nothing about footballers?

Apparently Marilyn and Rebecca are now offering expert advice.

There is only one slight problem.

Nobody has actually sent them any questions yet.

So they've made them up.

New season. New managers. New feature. Same questionable football knowledge.

Welcome back to Two Left Feet.

Rebecca is back from France... eventually... and she's returned just in time to help Marilyn look back at a World Cup that delivered drama, controversy, heartbreak and plenty of laughs.

Joining them for this special episode is One Fylde CEO Tracey Bush. Invited along to provide some expert football knowledge, it quickly becomes clear that she's every bit as confused as Rebecca and Marilyn, making for one of the most entertaining episodes yet.

Together they look back at England's run to the semi-finals, Thomas Tuchel's controversial tactics against Argentina, Spain's triumph in the final, and Scotland's campaign, which ended in disappointment on the pitch but left an unforgettable legacy through the incredible adventures of the Tartan Army.

The trio also tackle the biggest talking points of the tournament, including Donald Trump's intervention over an American player's suspension, Gianni Infantino's growing leadership controversy, and the debate over plans to expand the World Cup yet again.

Packed with humour, sarcasm, football chat and the usual Two Left Feet chaos, this is the perfect way to round off an unforgettable World Cup.

We'll be back soon to preview the new Premier League season, where new managers, transfer rumours and plenty of drama await... and yes, Chelsea somehow find themselves right in the middle of it all again.

The World Cup is gathering pace, England have produced both one of the best performances of the tournament and one of the most forgettable, Scotland's qualification hopes hang in the balance, and Boston may never quite be the same again.

In this episode, Rebecca and Marilyn look back at England's thrilling 4-2 victory over Croatia before giving their suitably sarcastic verdict on the rather less thrilling 0-0 draw with Ghana.

They also discuss Scotland's narrow defeat to Morocco, what it means ahead of the final group game against Brazil, and why calculators, goal difference and cautious optimism are suddenly every Scotland supporter's best friends.

There's also a round-up of the biggest stories from across the World Cup, including the first nations to qualify for the knockout stages, Canada's incredible 6-0 victory, and Lionel Messi breaking yet another World Cup goalscoring record as the race for the Golden Boot begins to heat up.

And of course, the Tartan Army Travel Report returns.

This week, Scotland supporters join forces with Norway fans, help empty Boston's beer taps, take over another baseball game in Miami, while Norwegian supporters somehow manage to interrupt a yoga session in Times Square. As usual, the supporters may be providing almost as much entertainment as the football itself.

Please note: This episode was recorded on Wednesday, before Scotland's final group match against Brazil was played, so any discussion about Scotland's qualification hopes reflects the tournament situation at the time of recording.

This is also Rebecca's final World Cup episode before heading off on her own travels. Rebecca and Marilyn will return together after the tournament to look back at all the drama, surprises, unforgettable moments... and whatever became of the Tartan Army.

The World Cup is underway, but England haven't even kicked a ball yet... and somehow the nation is already stressed.

In this week's Two Left Feet World Cup Special, Rebecca and Marilyn look ahead to England's opening match against Croatia and the inevitable emotional rollercoaster that comes with it.

They also celebrate Scotland's first World Cup win in twenty-eight years, discuss a memorable opening night for hosts Mexico, and examine the unfortunate evening endured by one of South Africa's players in a match he'll probably be trying to forget.

There's also a whistle-stop tour around the groups, including Germany's seven-goal demolition job, Spain's shock draw with World Cup debutants Cape Verde, and plenty of early surprises from around the tournament.

Plus, the debut of the Tartan Army Travel Report.

From school buses and harbour boats to police officers, baseball games and what appears to be the gradual Scottish takeover of Boston, the Scotland supporters may be proving as entertaining as the football itself.

Join Rebecca and Marilyn for their unique look at the 2026 World Cup, where the football is serious, but absolutely everything else is not.

The 2026 World Cup is finally here!

In this opening episode of the Two Left Feet World Cup Specials, Marilyn and Rebecca attempt to become proper football pundits and take a look at everything you need to know before a ball is kicked in USA 2026.

They break down the brand-new expanded tournament format, explain why there are now more teams, more groups, more matches and significantly more opportunities for supporters to become confused by qualification maths.

There's also a look at the new rule changes coming into the tournament, plus a few alternative ideas of their own involving circus music, nursery chairs, miracle recoveries and goalkeepers wearing oven gloves.

And, of course, they pick out the biggest matches from the opening week.

Expect football, fun, questionable predictions, wall-chart panic and the usual Two Left Feet mix of insight, silliness and complete confusion.

Subscribe now and join Marilyn and Rebecca throughout the World Cup as they round up all the action from football's biggest tournament.

On this special episode of Two Left Feet, Marilyn and Rebecca wrap up the Premier League season in the only way they know how — with live-table panic, emotional overreactions, confused score checking, and several clubs making life unnecessarily difficult for themselves.

The final day brings drama at both ends of the table as Tottenham and West Ham battle to avoid relegation, while the race for Europe produces chaos involving Bournemouth, Brighton, Sunderland, Chelsea, Aston Villa, Liverpool and more.

There are emotional goodbyes, VAR interventions, European dreams, managerial rumours, and one final round of supporters desperately trying to understand goal difference.

Plus, Marilyn and Rebecca somehow manage to turn a carefully planned final-day football setup into complete confusion involving multiple screens, overlapping commentary, and celebrating goals nobody could properly identify.

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This week on Two Left Feet, Marilyn and Rebecca discuss their attempt to enjoy a Eurovision watch-along… only for events to take an unexpected turn when joining in with the routines proves significantly harder than expected.

Then it’s into a huge week of football.

The FA Cup is decided, management rumours begin flying, and the title race finally reaches its conclusion as Arsenal and Manchester City battle right to the end. There’s also a look at Bournemouth’s remarkable season and what European football could still mean for them.

At the other end of the table, the relegation battle remains alive heading into the final day, with West Ham and Tottenham both still under pressure and survival now coming down to one last weekend.

Plus, a quick-fire round-up of the rest of the action, the race for Europe, and a look ahead to what promises to be a chaotic final day of the season.