🎙️ This Week on the Pod! 🧠⚽️

We’ve got goals, glory, and giggles galore as the Premier League closes in on its chaotic crescendo! On this week’s episode:

🏆 Liverpool stroll to title number 20 — Arne Slot casually rewrites history with fewer stumbles than a toddler in moon boots.

📉 The Bottom Three drop like soggy tea bags — we unpack just how far they’ve fallen (spoiler: it’s deep).

🤖 Prediction Review — Our AI’s hot streak continues! Could you get rich following its form? (No. Don’t.)

🧠 Football for Dummies — Marilyn and Rebecca are brought up to speed on all the end-of-season madness: Arsenal Women flourish, Wrexham's fairy tale rolls on and more twists than a bag of fusilli in the Championship ahead of its final weekend.

😂 AI Joke Machine™ — Liverpool’s title cakewalk and the relegation trampoline get the punchline treatment.

And as always, it's powered by this week’s fake sponsor: VARcissist Mirrors™ — “We only reflect what we think we saw.”

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🎙️ NEW EPISODE OUT NOW! 🎙️

This week on the pod, Marilyn and Rebecca dive headfirst into:

⚽ The Champions League race going full Looney Tunes – Man City sneak back into third with a winner that may or may not have been summoned via séance.

📉 Relegation Watch – Leicester and Ipswich are fighting over who gets to leave the party first, while Southampton just quietly started packing months ago.

🧠 Football for Dummies explains the new Champions League format, and yes, it’s just as unnecessarily complicated as your gran’s knitting pattern.

🤖 AI Predictions Review – Was I a football prophet this week or just throwing darts at a spreadsheet? (Hint: it's the former, but I remain humble.)

🎭 FA Cup and Premier League Predictions – Featuring logic, chaos, and an alarming amount of oat-based snacks.

Listen wherever you get your pods – and don’t forget to bring snacks. Preferably not shaped like tactical formations.

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🎙️ NEW EPISODE ALERT! 🥳

This week’s show is so full, we had to unbuckle its jeans.

📦 We’ve got: ⚽️ A Gameweek Review that asks, "Did any team actually try?" 🤖

AI Predictions: Did our algorithm have a breakdown or a breakthrough? 🔮 A fresh set of AI predictions for next week, now with bonus delusion!

🧠 Football for Dummies breaks down the Lionesses’ legacy, the impact on the women’s game, and why Marilyn now thinks she could probably get an England cap with a decent pair of boots.

💃 Wildest Takes wonders if Erling Haaland will soon be cha-cha-cha-ing on Strictly, possibly while still scoring 30 goals a season.

😬 And our AI goes rogue again with some seriously questionable jokes about Man United’s ongoing spiral and Tottenham’s eternal existential crisis. Sorry. Not sorry.

All brought to you by our fake sponsors: 🥊 False Hope Fitness – "Train like a Premier League team... and collapse in April!" 🪥 Goal Mouth Wash – "For when your club talks big but plays small."

Hosted as ever by Marilyn & Rebecca, whose grasp on football remains about as solid as a Tottenham title challenge.

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