Rebecca and Marilyn bring you another round of football chaos with their unique take on the Premier League — and a quick peek at Deadline Day’s biggest moves.

⚽ Manchester United finally get a win in typical chaotic fashion

⚽ Chelsea beat Fulham — with VAR stealing the headlines again

⚽ Liverpool edge Arsenal with a wonder strike

⚽ City stunned by Brighton

⚽ Palace and West Ham shock with big away wins

⚽ Isak joins Liverpool for £125m as Deadline Day delivers its usual drama

All mixed with plenty of silliness, snack-based disasters, and the return of our favourite question: what’s actually “clear and obvious”?

No show next week due to the international break — but Rebecca and Marilyn will be back soon with more football fun.

Rebecca and Marilyn are back with their unique take on the Premier League’s second weekend!

⚽ Liverpool’s 16-year-old debutant wins it in the 100th minute at Newcastle

⚽ Spurs shock Manchester City at the Etihad

⚽ Chelsea hammer West Ham five-one

⚽ Arsenal flying high with a five-nil win over Leeds

⚽ Everton christen their new stadium with a win

⚽ United’s £250m attack still misfiring at Fulham

All served with plenty of silly stories, snack-based disasters, and the return of Statisha — our AI prediction oracle.

Funny, accessible, and jargon-free football chat — Two Left Feet is football done differently.

⚽ Premier League is BACK! ⚽

Rebecca and Marilyn kick off the new season of Two Left Feet with their take on the opening weekend:

✅ Liverpool’s emotional night at Anfield

✅ Sunderland’s flying Premier League comeback

✅ Arsenal edging past Manchester United

✅ City running riot at Wolves

✅ Chelsea & United’s £200m strikers misfiring

✅ Nottingham Forest on fire with Chris Wood

All served with jokes about runaway trolleys, curry-flavoured banana bread, and everything in between.