Back to the stoner age with the girls this week, dressed like Wilma & Betty from the Flintstones! Infiltrating Trader Joe's, a shocking admission from Molly, justification and procrastination, baby food, slapping yourself back into reality, and much more on today's episode!

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Our brains are decomposing, but that never stopped a podcast episode! Gamer rage, the horrors of Disneyland, our recommended position of the week, and get ready because Beef With Bryan has returned.

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TIME STAMPS

02:25 - Period Panties

09:00 - Grinding For 2$

10:51- The Corgi Obsession

37:40 – I Can Make Whatever

52:55 – Sex Position

Produced by: David Warne

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Ever stood over a trash can in the night, crushing your snacks? What do metal teeth sound like mid-orgasm? Is it a bear or a ticking time bomb? All this and more on today's episode!

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Quinky fantasy-wear? Yes, please! Treat yourself or your partner to something from https://www.misterpierre.com and use code TWND to save on your purchase!

Surprise your partner (or spoil yourself) with something very geeky to use in the bedroom! Geeky S*x Toys has everything to fulfilly your fantasy from lightsabers (that feel like RIGHTsabers) to colorful tentacles! Use code TWND10 to save 10% at https://bit.ly/twnd10GEEKY

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TIME STAMPS

8:38 - What is Prettiest Potato

36:50 – Kanye Bomb

41:00 - Crushing Snacks

50:37 – It Might Explode

55:15 – Laura Pegs Molly

Produced by: David Warne

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WE ARE BACK, BABY! Can't keep us off the platforms forever. The girls are back and we've got a TWND Podcast EXCLUSIVE you're not going to want to miss. Body condoms, cowboys, advice for Allison, panic attacks, and how to be less boring. All this and more! Thank you for coming this week.

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https://www.tiktok.com/@whamglamartistry

- THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS -

Support the show you love so we can keep bringing you episodes! Check out our amazing sponsors:

Get hydrated & STAY hydrated with the amazing taste of LiquidIV! Get 15% off when you use code TWND or this link: https://bit.ly/TWNDLIV

Quinky fantasy-wear? Yes, please! Treat yourself or your partner to something from https://www.misterpierre.com and use code TWND to save on your purchase!

Surprise your partner (or spoil yourself) with something very geeky to use in the bedroom! Geeky S*x Toys has everything to fulfilly your fantasy from lightsabers (that feel like RIGHTsabers) to colorful tentacles! Use code TWND10 to save 10% at https://bit.ly/twnd10GEEKY

Cute ring lights, just like we use for the podcast! Use our link and help support this podcast! Shop Kawaii Lighting for all your RGB ring light needs: http://bit.ly/KawaiiTWND

Produced by: David Warne

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In this episode, I’m unpacking what it’s like to come home melted after shooting reality TV, why being on set feels more natural to me than “normal life,” and how somewhere between chaos, jet lag, and a steak dinner alone by the ocean, something in me clicked. We’re talking self-trust, quitting nicotine, letting go of codependency, learning to enjoy your own company, and why chasing validation will never hit the way liking yourself does.

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This week’s solo episode of The Totally Wholesome (Not Dirty) Podcast is… chaos in its purest, most honest form — just the way we like it. I go full stream-of-consciousness: nicotine cravings, handstand delusions, social media rants, holiday misery, brain chemistry, betrayal, boundaries, gift-giving insanity, and why I might actually be the human embodiment of the Grinch.

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THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS

Support the show you love so we can keep bringing you episodes!

Peep Show Toys! Luxury feel, strong vibrations, & so much more: Use code TWND and my special link: https://bit.ly/PeepTWND

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Experience the community of Jerkmate. Sign up through our link to help the pod & yourself to an eyeful: bit.ly/jerkTWND

Relax & Recharge with GetSoul! Ships to USA! Use my code “TWND” for 30% off or use my link: https://bit.ly/GetSoulTWND

Turn a bad habit into a good one with FUM! Use code TWND at https://bit.ly/FumTWND

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Geeky S*x Toys has everything to fulfill your fantasy from lightsabers to colorful tentacles! Use code TWND10 to save 10% at https://bit.ly/twnd10GEEKY

Music by: GANTASMO (@gantasmo) • Instagram photos and videos

This week it’s just me, spiraling in real time about everything from why I feel like my height changes daily to the sudden, unhinged urge to go get something pierced. I talk about quitting nicotine after a decade, letting myself age without panicking, pulling back from social noise, and the weird, quiet chaos that shows up when your life finally gets safe enough to feel strange.

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If you’re in a season of change, healing, boredom, burnout, self-discovery, or all of the above… you’ll get it.

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THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS

Support the show you love so we can keep bringing you episodes!

Peep Show Toys! Luxury feel, strong vibrations, & so much more: Use code TWND and my special link: https://bit.ly/PeepTWND

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Experience the community of Jerkmate. Sign up through our link to help the pod & yourself to an eyeful: bit.ly/jerkTWND

Relax & Recharge with GetSoul! Ships to USA! Use my code “TWND” for 30% off or use my link: https://bit.ly/GetSoulTWND

Turn a bad habit into a good one with FUM! Use code TWND at https://bit.ly/FumTWND

Bring pleasure right to your door. Check out our friends at Honey Play Box: https://bit.ly/HoneyPlayTWND

Geeky S*x Toys has everything to fulfill your fantasy from lightsabers to colorful tentacles! Use code TWND10 to save 10% at https://bit.ly/twnd10GEEKY

Produced by: David Warne Follow David on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/warne.d

Music by: GANTASMO (@gantasmo) • Instagram photos and videos

This week, I dive into pure chaos — painting on my rage lips, questioning my entire life while stress-shopping online, and realizing that half my friendships have “expired” like the shopping carts I never check out. 🛒💅

I talk about burnout, creative obsession, learning to adapt when life refuses to slow down, and yes… the tragic slander against candy corn. Somewhere between self-reflection and sugar highs, I might’ve found a little peace (or maybe just another shopping cart).

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Molly’s Links

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THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS

Support the show you love so we can keep bringing you episodes!

Peep Show Toys! Luxury feel, strong vibrations, & so much more: Use code TWND and my special link: https://bit.ly/PeepTWND

Brim Reapers, friends of the pod, have amazing hats for your cranium! Use our code TWND20 to save or use our link: https://bit.ly/TWND20BR

Experience the community of Jerkmate. Sign up through our link to help the pod & yourself to an eyeful: bit.ly/jerkTWND

Relax & Recharge with GetSoul! Ships to USA! Use my code “TWND” for 30% off or use my link: https://bit.ly/GetSoulTWND

Turn a bad habit into a good one with FUM! Use code TWND at https://bit.ly/FumTWND

Bring pleasure right to your door. Check out our friends at Honey Play Box: https://bit.ly/HoneyPlayTWND

Geeky S*x Toys has everything to fulfill your fantasy from lightsabers to colorful tentacles! Use code TWND10 to save 10% at https://bit.ly/twnd10GEEKY

Music by: GANTASMO (@gantasmo) • Instagram photos and videos