This week, we get into 2002’s The Hot Chick, starring Rob Schneider. He’s afraid to pee his pretty pink little panties, but don’t worry, he’ll lead you to believe that they’re his girlfriend’s panties, because everybody pees in their girlfriend’s panties. We hear you can put your weed in there too.

What a fucking tragedy of a movie, but we’d be lying if we didn’t laugh at a few things.

Flabbergasting Freaky Friday flipperoo with former funny friend of fatally unfunny franchise, forgetting favorable feedback, floundering through farcical female facsimile, frivolous flirting, fraudulent femininity, frat-boy foolishness, freakish facial expressions, flaccid fart-fueled funnybusiness, forced friendship, fashion faux pas, fornication-adjacent fiascos, fundamentally flawed filmmaking, and a frankly fucking fascinating failure. Clive in his recliner! Rob’s in his grilled kimcheese era! Sandler cameo? Triple dippy dumpster doopie! Billy blowing off the Clive Steam ™! Girl guy gay gags, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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This week, we revisit 1993’s Demolition Man, a movie that we did years ago, and are revisiting again for some reason. We’ve both seen this movie a hundred times, and will probably watch it a hundred more times, and the jury’s still out on whether this one is “bad” or not. Misunderstood satire? Youbetcha. Hunka Chunka with Sandra Bullock? Pass me the Baja Blast, and let’s get frisky, San Angeles style!

He felt three shells down by the … nevermind!

Terrible terrorist takes on tyrannical taco town, ‘ttacking thumb twiddling tactile task forces … thankfully, tenacious s’Tallone, takes time to trade tertiary ‘telligence, while tearing ‘tagonist a new tooshie! Chris’ ham cans! What’s an Asian movie bus?! Brain-style ball bag! The fiendish Simon Phoenix! Sea shell stink palm! Two-ply profanity paper peel offs! General Dickfoot! Thawed thugs unleashing hell, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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Blow it out your ass, goofball, because we’re getting into 1990’s Alienator! It’s Fred Olen Ray, so you get what you get, and don’t get upset!

Let’s gooooo!

Penal planet prisoner pounces on parole, perturbing preternatural Predator ‘personator, who pounces on party pack, petty police, and ‘pugnant poachers, punishing by preying, pounding, pummeling, and pacing the precinct, paying off as parody pastiche… probably! Penultimately punishing all parties! Kol’s crime collar! Rick, the Bud chugging asshole! Carol Jessica Parker? Triple Clipsy dibble dabble! Kol’s backyard brain sesh, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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