Danny and Andy catch up regarding new year's eve, they are constantly interrupted by there new butler as they have an array or guests turn up early for a party..

This episode has absolutely everything. The boys break down their Christmas antics, dive headfirst into listener confessions, and tackle a blind ranking Top 10: which celebrity do you really want to be stuck next to on a long-haul flight?

To round things off, the lads put their trust (and dignity) on the line with a chaotic game of Carrot in a Box.

It’s Christmas… But There’s a Catch 🎄

It’s the most wonderful time of the year… unless there’s a horrible twist attached.

This Christmas special sees the boys tackling festive hypotheticals that sound perfect on paper — magical snow, flawless roast dinners, hangover-free drinking, and the best sex of your life — but every gift comes with a cursed catch that could ruin relationships, end family gatherings, or leave you mildly famous for all the wrong reasons.

Would you take a white Christmas if it meant confessing something unforgivable?

Is the perfect roast worth social destruction?

And how much would it take to risk your dignity, your Facebook timeline, or Christmas dinner with the in-laws?

This week, we’re catching up on everything the boys have been getting up to throughout December from ill-advised Santa dashes and sweaty festive chaos, to brain-melting escape rooms and questionable teamwork. We also go up close and uncomfortably personal with the greatest friend who ever lived… Dean. Jammy Dodgers or Roast Dinners, Cats or Asian women!

Stories are told, dignity is lost, and as always, nothing is learned.

the boys answer some would you rather I'm a classic throw back style episode

Danny has been on a full English rampage this week…
an absolutely disgraceful 4 breakfast outings in 5 days, leaving him bent-backed, bloated, and spiritually at peace. Meanwhile, Andy has reached the peak of his life: he finally met his hero, WWE legend Mick Foley, and hasn’t stopped talking about it since.

Then it’s time for the big event…
Dragons Dean.

Danny presents his lineup of strangely brilliant inventions, while Andy tries to convince everyone that his USB candle, inflatable cutlery, edible phone case, refillable crisp bag, and Smart Socks™ are not the ramblings of a man who sniffed one too many screwdriver handles.

Expect:
🥓 Breakfast stories
🦶 Andy’s foot trauma
🤼‍♂️ Mick Foley fanboying
🐉 Dragons Dean pitches (serious, stupid, and everything in between)
🔥 Danny Candles™
🗑️ Andy defending inflated cultry like his life depended on it

It’s chaotic. It’s entrepreneurial.
It’s the boys trying to change the world…
badly.

Episode 288 — “The Week From Absolute Chaos”

In Episode 288, the lads return with a full week of pure, unfiltered madness.

Andy kicks things off with a rant for the ages after his neighbours’ landlord randomly turns up and cuts down all their Sky dishes like a budget vigilante. As if that wasn’t enough, Andy then finds himself trapped inside an active stabbing crime scene in town — because of course he does.

Meanwhile, Danny’s week has been just as bizarre. He bumps into Friend of the Pod Craig, who casually tries to encourage Danny’s kids to “have a poo and just… not flush it.” No one knows why. Craig refuses to elaborate.

But Danny steps into hero mode too, helping an elderly lady after a nasty fall and somehow managing not to pull anything in the process. Then comes the ultimate test of patience: an awkward week-long visit from his father-in-law. And to top it all off, Danny meets up with Friend of the Pod Proudy, adding another layer of weirdness to an already stacked episode.

It’s chaos, confusion, and classic Wafflers storytelling — all in one go.

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Danny and Andy venture deep into the dark, dodgy depths of Britain’s creepiest woods to uncover the **Top 10 Scariest Things You Could Ever Find** — Wafflers-style.

From a **mud-caked football covered in human bite marks**, to a **Polaroid photo of YOU taken when you definitely weren’t there**

Expect laughter, panic, conspiracy theories, and at least three moments where Andy nearly shits himself.

Grab a torch, hold hands if you’re scared, and join the lads as they break down the creepiest, weirdest, most “nah I’m going home” items you could ever stumble across in the woods.