Episode 288 — “The Week From Absolute Chaos”

In Episode 288, the lads return with a full week of pure, unfiltered madness.

Andy kicks things off with a rant for the ages after his neighbours’ landlord randomly turns up and cuts down all their Sky dishes like a budget vigilante. As if that wasn’t enough, Andy then finds himself trapped inside an active stabbing crime scene in town — because of course he does.

Meanwhile, Danny’s week has been just as bizarre. He bumps into Friend of the Pod Craig, who casually tries to encourage Danny’s kids to “have a poo and just… not flush it.” No one knows why. Craig refuses to elaborate.

But Danny steps into hero mode too, helping an elderly lady after a nasty fall and somehow managing not to pull anything in the process. Then comes the ultimate test of patience: an awkward week-long visit from his father-in-law. And to top it all off, Danny meets up with Friend of the Pod Proudy, adding another layer of weirdness to an already stacked episode.

It’s chaos, confusion, and classic Wafflers storytelling — all in one go.

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Danny and Andy venture deep into the dark, dodgy depths of Britain’s creepiest woods to uncover the **Top 10 Scariest Things You Could Ever Find** — Wafflers-style.

From a **mud-caked football covered in human bite marks**, to a **Polaroid photo of YOU taken when you definitely weren’t there**

Expect laughter, panic, conspiracy theories, and at least three moments where Andy nearly shits himself.

Grab a torch, hold hands if you’re scared, and join the lads as they break down the creepiest, weirdest, most “nah I’m going home” items you could ever stumble across in the woods.

This week on The Wafflers Podcast, Danny and Andy are back — and it’s absolute mayhem from start to finish.

Andy’s just returned from For the Love of Horror convention, Danny’s accidentally seen one of Andy’s exes naked, and “the greatest moment” of Andy and his girlfriend’s life happened this week.

But that’s not all — there’s was unexpected guest in the studio (a real snake), Danny cracks open his childhood diary from when he was 11, Andy gets shouted at in the streets again, and Danny uncovers a shocking family secret that changes everything… well, kind of.

It’s weird, it’s wonderful, it’s The Wafflers Podcast — where even the diary entries have drama.

It all started — like most bad ideas do — in the group chat.
Andy typed three cursed words: “Halloween weekend lads?”
Now seven idiots — Danny, Andy, Pete, Mikey, Luke, Johnny and Craig — have found themselves in a creepy old farmhouse in the middle of rural Wales… because apparently that’s what “content” means these days.

What begins as a daft weekend away for a Halloween special slowly spirals into something darker. The banter, the piss-taking, the inside jokes — they all fade as strange things start happening. Doors locked from the inside. Voices calling names. One by one, the lads start to vanish…

Told through their own chaotic points of view, this cinematic Halloween episode blends found-footage horror, comedy, and pure Wafflers chaos. There’s Andy’s Ouija board made from a pizza box, Pete’s tragic attempts to stay sane, Luke’s doomed flirtation with a ghost, and Craig’s cryptic “genius” that might not be as clever as he thinks.

But when Danny goes upstairs to “check his phone,” the jokes stop.
Something’s waiting.
And it’s not laughing anymore.

🔪 Expect:

• Classic Wafflers humour

• Creepy storytelling

🎙️ The Wafflers Podcast: Graveyard FM 👻

Welcome to Graveyard FM, the number one radio station for the living dead!

Hosted by Danny Ghoulberry and Smegenstein, your favourite decomposing DJs are back from beyond the grave to bring you a night of chilling confessions, ghastly dilemmas, and undead bangers.

Tune in as the pair tackle this year’s spookiest “Am I the Ghoulhead?” submissions — from hungry vampires to socially awkward werewolves — before diving into the filthiest corner of the afterlife with Rotten Confessions.

Expect dodgy adverts from the underworld (including Afterlife Insurance, GhostNet, and Frank’s Spare Parts Emporium), questionable moral advice, and songs to raise the dead — all leading up to a séance gone horribly wrong when they fire up the Ouija board live on air…

It’s creepy, it’s cheeky, it’s full of grave humour — and it’s The Wafflers’ most deadly episode yet.

💀 Graveyard FM — The station that never dies.

**Ep 280: Urban Legends (feat. Tom Slemen Returns!)**

The lads are back and things are getting spooky — and stupid — in equal measure. Danny and Andy welcome back the one and only *Tom Slemen*, Liverpool’s ghost guru, to dive headfirst into a load of Urban Legends that are somehow equal parts terrifying and ridiculous.

There’s *The Bus to Nowhere* — a ghost bus that only appears to people who’ve completely given up (so Andy’s expecting it any day now). *The Thing in the Tunnel*, a mysterious creature haunting the underground

Then there’s *The Two-Faced Boy*, *The Fisherman’s Ghost*, and the creepy *Cheshire Stalker* — a well-dressed, sweet-smelling weirdo that sounds suspiciously like someone we know… 👀

In between ghost stories, Andy opens up about getting shouted at over his sexuality, Danny keeps trying to prove ghosts aren’t real (failing miserably), and Tom just sits there radiating supernatural energy. It’s creepy, it’s chaotic, and it’s classic Wafflers.

**Spotify/Apple short version:**

*Ghost buses, tunnel creatures, and a suspiciously good-smelling stalker — Tom Slemen’s back and The Wafflers are terrified (sort of).*

Chaos is afoot! This week, the lads dive headfirst into animal attacks and outright lies. Danny recounts his dramatic trip to Liverpool, which ended with a rather unfortunate incident involving bird poo down his shin. Then, Andy battles a terrifying tale of a hungry, hungry goose. Finally, the gloves come off for a tense round of '9 Facts, 1 Lie', where trusting your best mate might be your biggest mistake.

🎙️ Episode Bio – The Wafflers: Never Have I Ever

This week Danny puts Andy through the ultimate game of Never Have I Ever — Wafflers style. No drinks, no mercy, just confessions flying left, right and centre. From awkward childhood blunders to naughty secrets that probably should’ve stayed hidden, nothing is off the table.

Expect oversharing, uncontrollable laughter, and Andy wishing he’d stayed quiet. Will Danny come out looking innocent, or will Andy’s confessions steal the show? Tune in for a mix of filth, embarrassment, and proper Wafflers chaos