This week on Graveyard FM, the crypt doors are blown clean off as Danny Ghoulberry and Smegenstein dive head-first into the darkest, weirdest, most legally concerning confessions the underworld has to offer.

We investigate a suspicious vanishing wedding that smells strongly of financial necromancy, debate whether eating carol singers counts as self-defence, and open the Rotting Mailbag to help monsters whose love lives are somehow even more cursed than their bodies.

From full-moon bedroom disasters to Frankenstein’s anatomical insecurities, nothing is off-limits — including one confession so awkward it nearly causes a lab-grown breakdown in the studio.

Plus: disturbing adverts, questionable holiday deals, and the kind of advice that would get any living radio station immediately shut down.

If you’ve ever wondered what happens when supernatural problems meet absolutely unqualified hosts… this is it.

🩸 Expect chaos.

🦇 Expect oversharing.

⚰️ Expect at least one crime against Christmas.

Graveyard FM — the only show brave enough to ask:

Are you the ghoulhead… or just monstrously misunderstood?

Episode 299

On the eve of a ridiculous milestone, the lads take a moment to look back… and immediately get dragged back into the present by the usual chaos.

Andy confronts the harsh reality that the metal scene has moved on without him (or possibly evolved into something he refuses to understand). Danny is locked in a low-level suburban conflict with a neighbour that may or may not escalate into passive-aggressive warfare. Pete opens up about his mum being poorly And Danny goes on a hot date too Death by Tacos with a mystery man.. before things are gently derailed, as is tradition.

It’s reflective, it’s ridiculous, it’s heartfelt in places, and it’s proof that even after 299 episodes, nothing has improved — and thank God for that.

**Plus:** callbacks, oversharing, emotional whiplash, and the comforting sound of grown men processing life in the worst possible way.

This week on The Wafflers Podcast, we play Right Answers, Wrong Questions.

Andy and Pete answered a series of harmless questions… or so they thought. The problem? Some of the questions have been quietly swapped, meaning their perfectly normal answers suddenly make absolutely no sense. Their only job is to commit, blend in, and somehow explain themselves without backing out.

What follows is panic, confidence, accidental confessions, and two grown men desperately trying to justify things that should never need justifying. No takebacks. No context. Just vibes.

we also find out who the MVP is for 2025 and Danny has a story about a fat See u Next Thursday x

Sebastian Plopworth did not choose Witness Protection.

It chose him.

With a new name, a worse job, and no contact with his former life, Sebastian tries to stay hidden — until old habits, stranger coincidences, and a co-host who talks too much begin to unravel everything.

A story about identity, panic, midwifery, and the dangers of naming places, times… and horses.

sorry about that! freshly back after giving his mum one, the boys continue with the quiz!

part 2 drops wednesday blame Pete

Danny and Andy catch up regarding new year's eve, they are constantly interrupted by there new butler as they have an array or guests turn up early for a party..

This episode has absolutely everything. The boys break down their Christmas antics, dive headfirst into listener confessions, and tackle a blind ranking Top 10: which celebrity do you really want to be stuck next to on a long-haul flight?

To round things off, the lads put their trust (and dignity) on the line with a chaotic game of Carrot in a Box.