Episode 288 — “The Week From Absolute Chaos”

In Episode 288, the lads return with a full week of pure, unfiltered madness.

Andy kicks things off with a rant for the ages after his neighbours’ landlord randomly turns up and cuts down all their Sky dishes like a budget vigilante. As if that wasn’t enough, Andy then finds himself trapped inside an active stabbing crime scene in town — because of course he does.

Meanwhile, Danny’s week has been just as bizarre. He bumps into Friend of the Pod Craig, who casually tries to encourage Danny’s kids to “have a poo and just… not flush it.” No one knows why. Craig refuses to elaborate.

But Danny steps into hero mode too, helping an elderly lady after a nasty fall and somehow managing not to pull anything in the process. Then comes the ultimate test of patience: an awkward week-long visit from his father-in-law. And to top it all off, Danny meets up with Friend of the Pod Proudy, adding another layer of weirdness to an already stacked episode.

It’s chaos, confusion, and classic Wafflers storytelling — all in one go.

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Danny and Andy venture deep into the dark, dodgy depths of Britain’s creepiest woods to uncover the **Top 10 Scariest Things You Could Ever Find** — Wafflers-style.

From a **mud-caked football covered in human bite marks**, to a **Polaroid photo of YOU taken when you definitely weren’t there**

Expect laughter, panic, conspiracy theories, and at least three moments where Andy nearly shits himself.

Grab a torch, hold hands if you’re scared, and join the lads as they break down the creepiest, weirdest, most “nah I’m going home” items you could ever stumble across in the woods.

This week on The Wafflers Podcast, Danny and Andy are back — and it’s absolute mayhem from start to finish.

Andy’s just returned from For the Love of Horror convention, Danny’s accidentally seen one of Andy’s exes naked, and “the greatest moment” of Andy and his girlfriend’s life happened this week.

But that’s not all — there’s was unexpected guest in the studio (a real snake), Danny cracks open his childhood diary from when he was 11, Andy gets shouted at in the streets again, and Danny uncovers a shocking family secret that changes everything… well, kind of.

It’s weird, it’s wonderful, it’s The Wafflers Podcast — where even the diary entries have drama.