Tape 81 finds Bootstuck trying to make sense of salmon “running,” only to conclude that their own salmon must be squiggling, wheeling and jumping over logs because they don't have legs. From there, a discussion about Snow White and Shrek leads to an unexpected encounter in the woods, followed by a lightning storm that sends everyone running around with buckets on their heads for protection. New shoes, questionable VHS tapes and a movie they haven't finished watching round out another perfectly sensible day in the Stuck.

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Tape 80 is another perfectly normal day in Bootstuck, where Dollar Bill is struggling with currency, Mickey Mouse is apparently coming to town, and the locals have somehow run out of fish despite living beside a lake full of them. Things get increasingly confused as fish are declared useless, Mickey's arrival is planned using paper and folding, and nobody can quite explain where anything comes from — or why Bootstuck appears to be on everyone else's no-fly list. The episode ends, naturally, with a mysterious radio transmission and absolutely no answers.

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Bootstuck tackles two of history's greatest mysteries: the Bermuda Triangle and quicksand—and somehow leaves everyone even more confused. What starts as a discussion about disappearing ships quickly turns into a debate over geometric shapes, square dancing, and whether the safest solution is simply to build your own triangle and tell people to stay away.

When the conversation drifts to helicopters and Black Hawk Down, the residents abandon science altogether in favor of an impromptu dance lesson that ends exactly as you'd expect: with Don injuring himself and absolutely nothing being learned.

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The town celebrates earning what they believe is a prestigious restaurant award—a single Michelin tire—and dreams of collecting three more before setting off on a mysterious drive to the "end of the country" and possibly Potato Land. Before leaving, Caleb is assigned the impossible task of building a new lodge (or maybe a town hall roof), complete with running water, bicycle-powered electricity, and a working knowledge of Depeche Mode. Just another productive day in Bootstuck.

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Another supply drop arrives in Bootstuck, bringing what should have been a dream shipment of Suzuki motorcycles... until the residents discover the crate also included a very drunk David Suzuki himself. Suzuki attempts to warn everyone about climate change, but nobody is interested in hearing the end of the sentence. Unsure what to do with an unexpected environmentalist, the town quickly holds an impromptu vote on whether he should be allowed to stay—while simultaneously debating the proper way to store a scientist in a shipping crate.

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The chair shortage continues in Bootstuck as Caleb stays busy chopping wood for a community bonfire meant to welcome the heavenly arrival of "Von Scott." Along the way, the conversation wanders into zoology, where giraffes, salamanders, and several questionable species are discussed with complete confidence and very little science.

Things get even stranger when the topic turns to medication, revealing Bootstuck's unique approach to health and wellness involving Flintstones vitamins and questionable life choices. By the end, a new favorite word—"fascinating"—has been added to the community vocabulary, and another perfectly ordinary conversation descends into complete nonsense.

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Bootstuck prepares for a very special visitor when the residents become convinced that "Mr. Universe" himself—better known as Arnold Schwarzenegger—is coming to town. What starts as a discussion about closing doors and keeping Jonathan Frakes out quickly spirals into megaphone-based celebrity invitations, secret Californian knowledge, and a mysterious figure apparently falling from the sky.

As Arnie's arrival becomes increasingly certain, the townsfolk debate what wisdom to seek from their guest, quote action movies as life advice, and somehow conclude that Arnold has brought banana protein muffins to Bootstuck. Unfortunately, one of the muffins may also contain a bullet. By the end, the visit is declared a success, the diamond table gets expanded with a leaf, and the community gathers to celebrate another perfectly normal day in Bootstuck.

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A simple trip to pick up supplies turns into another classic Bootstuck adventure as directions become optional, shopping lists become negotiable, and nobody seems entirely sure where they're going. While attempting to gather essentials like butter and eggs, the conversation quickly drifts into gravy inventories, mysterious ingredients, and the discovery that someone may have accidentally mixed cement into the town's food supply.

As the shopping list grows stranger—with requests ranging from century eggs and durian to spaghetti-flavoured ice cream—concerns arise that Dave might transform dessert into another of his artistic projects. Meanwhile, a large machine with an impressive moving arm captures everyone's attention, proving once again that almost anything can derail a conversation in Bootstuck.

By the end, reminders have been forgotten, re-reminded, and forgotten again, Jimmy is apparently flying a bombing mission nearby, and the original grocery run is no closer to completion than when it started.

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