Get ready for a trip to the "Big D" like no other!

This week on The Uncharted Getaway, your host Jacob takes us to Dallas, TX, for what he hoped would be an authentic rodeo experience. Instead, he and Rubi find themselves thrust into "The Big Tex Hustle," a world where everything—from the rental truck to a burger—is a quest for unnecessary scale. Join them as they navigate a city of over-the-top chaos, all while fending off an entrepreneur with a jumbo-jalapeno and a mysterious, silent cowboy who seems to be watching their every move.

Just as Jacob thinks he's finally found the method to the madness, the whole week's adventure culminates in a final, chaotic test that completely redefines their understanding of Dallas. With Rubi's sharp observations and Milo's unexpected heroism, they discover that sometimes, the most authentic thing you can find is a completely inauthentic, and brilliantly absurd, performance.

​Jacob, Rubi, and Milo the cat dive headfirst into what they thought was a relaxing automated wellness retreat in Green Bay, Wisconsin. But what starts as a week of questionable "Hydration Elixirs" and unnerving "Sensory Calibration" quickly descends into a hilarious descent into the absurd. From synchronizing inner monologues with AI to finding enlightenment from giant, philosophical cheese curds, Jacob discovers the true meaning of "mandatory leisure." The ultimate twist? Their path to self-actualization might just be powered by a highly unstable, very angry, and incredibly pungent Kraut-Bot. Tune in to "The Uncharted Getaway" for a story of automated enlightenment gone spectacularly wrong, where the only real wellness comes from escaping a fermented robot uprising!

​Join Jacob this week on The Uncharted Getaway as he, Rubi, and even Milo the cat, plunge headfirst into the hilariously absurd world of mandatory leisure activities in the concrete jungle of New York City. Forget relaxing strolls and quiet museums; this "vacation" involves impromptu Broadway flash mobs, aggressive pigeon-feeding contests, and a terrifying encounter with "Pavement Pasties" at a secret, underground eatery. Will Jacob survive the tyranny of forced fun, or will New York's relentless pursuit of "authentic experiences" finally break his spirit? Tune in for a week of unexpected twists, self-deprecating humor, and a surprising lesson learned from a very defiant pigeon. It's the Big Apple like you've never had to experience it before!

On this episode of The uncharted gateway, Jacob and Rubi land in Minneapolis, MN—home of Prince, frozen lakes, and more emotional detours than they planned for. What starts as a casual city stroll quickly turns into a hilarious, heartfelt survival mission involving weird art, deep-fried cheese curds, and a moment of unexpected clarity near the Mississippi River.

The uncharted gateway is a podcast where chaos meets comedy, and every city teaches us something—whether we’re ready for it or not.