Jacob, Rubi, and Milo the cat dive headfirst into what they thought was a relaxing automated wellness retreat in Green Bay, Wisconsin. But what starts as a week of questionable "Hydration Elixirs" and unnerving "Sensory Calibration" quickly descends into a hilarious descent into the absurd. From synchronizing inner monologues with AI to finding enlightenment from giant, philosophical cheese curds, Jacob discovers the true meaning of "mandatory leisure." The ultimate twist? Their path to self-actualization might just be powered by a highly unstable, very angry, and incredibly pungent Kraut-Bot. Tune in to "The Uncharted Getaway" for a story of automated enlightenment gone spectacularly wrong, where the only real wellness comes from escaping a fermented robot uprising!