Whose fault is it that all the baristas and also everyone getting coffee in America are incompetent? Maya declares that the world is unlivable because it’s impossible to get coffee. Producer Tyler is on a schedule here, people! Maya’s neighbors are moving. Don’t celebrate yet…there’s a catch. Maya and Amy launch into the filthy gangster rap that raised them and all the murder mysteries surrounding the scene. Why did it take so long to find Tupac’s murderer? Who killed Biggie? Why isn’t anyone solving these mysteries? Amy has the deets. Is there anyone scarier than Suge Knight? The ladies have differing opinions about the Incredible Hulk. Is there anyone cornier or worse than Sean Puffy Combs? Maya can’t believe that someone is named Keffe D. Amy really goes deep on this case. Biggie vs. Tupac…who is the greatest rapper of all time? Next up, postpartum psychosis. Then Approved/Denied MN State Fair Foods edition! Amy reviews the movie The End of Oak Street. It’s a real roller coaster, people. Maya reviews The Last House. Amy gets back into Project Runway thanks to Viva Paper Towels. Maya talks creative process. Tim Gunn, we love you.

This week on the pod, it’s a big-time Tennis Report: Maya’s tennis team is the USTA Northern Section Champions! Next stop: USTA Nationals, babeeeee! Her prize? A T-shirt! LOL. Can we at least have a ribbon, people? Amy recaps her horrible work trip in Bozeman, MT. Next, business drinking is completely out of control. Off topic, Amy definitely wants to see a grizzly in the wild. Kevin Bacon didn’t love his “ordinary person” disguise.

This week on the pod, the ladies’ cars are dying, and they discuss their hate for car shopping. Maya once didn’t buy a car because the blinker was too loud. And don’t get them started on the “base model”. That’s just a chassis with wheels. It’s a real quagmire. Up next, Will Ferrell’s son has a music career, and it’s totally R and B. Who knew? Amy thinks he sounds like “the Thicke boy”. You know, Robin. Anything is possible when you are a nepo baby. Amy is riding a free trial of Apple TV, and she is neck deep in stuff she wants to watch. Maya never thought Kevin Costner was hot. And she certainly doesn’t want to see him in his tighty-whities. Also, stop with the open concept bathrooms! Maya really wants Amy to watch the most recent Project Runway where they have to make garments from Viva paper towels. Costco brings back the ESPRIT sweatshirt. There’s a new law in Minnesota…Seniors can have happy hours in their retirement homes. The gals imagine a new type of retirement community. Did we learn anything this week? Finally, all you need is one good road trip.

This week, the pod kicks off with a few Animal Reports: Amy meets a new otter. Neal the Seal tears up Tasmania. Maya brings up Jimothy the raccoon. Up next: justice for toilets in Asia! The ladies have a few bones to pick with the new season of Project Runway. What a hot mess. No one asked for this. The only fight we’re here for is waiting for Law and Tyra to murder each other. Concert Report: Maya DOESN’T go to the Yacht Club Festival. Next, Maya thinks there are too many Spider-Man movies. Tennis Report: Maya reviews the pickleball movie The Dink. Also, Maya’s tennis team is going to sectionals. She hasn’t gotten a trophy since middle school when she and Amy were on a park and rec softball championship team. Amy reminisces about Maya’s mom bringing hot dogs in a thermos on outings. Maya has no recollection of this. Maya lies about Qdoba. The ladies review the t.v. show The Hawk.

Whoa…triple Concert Report this week: Wallflowers at First Avenue the night before Maya leaves for Asia, The World Rainforest Music Festival, and Father John Misty at the Palace Theater. Hot take: can we set some rules around encores, please? Also, Amy makes up a fake son for Producer Tyler. Maya & Producer Tyler go to Asia! Singapore, Malaysia, Indonesia, and Japan! There’s a lot of planes and hotels and an earthquake. Producer Tyler wins 2nd place for best-dressed male at the big family party. Maya and Tyler rediscover 90210 in Indonesia and bring the rewatch vibes home. Kelly’s mom goes off the rails! Amy mocks the way Maya says Pluto. Maya changes her mind about Tokyo. Sad news: Harrison, Maya and Tyler’s dog took a turn and had to cross the rainbow bridge. RIP Buddy.

I mean, do I need to say more?

The title tells you everything.

This week on SOSS Street, Amy declares she’s a birder now that summer has finally shown up. Animal Report: Baby crows and baby bunnies in Maya’s backyard. Amy has deer hanging with coyotes in her yard. It’s animal city up in here. Amy goes to the garden center. Remember when we used to spend all day at the community pool in the summer in the 80s and only eat a frozen Snickers? What was normal for us as kids is very not normal now. We were latchkey kids! Amy wonders how she ever knew when to go home. Our parents were unworried, unbothered, and unreasonable. Ahhh, the 80s, when the dads were mad, and the children were free. Maya and Producer Tyler went shopping for traditional outfits. Maya reviews Marty Supreme, and she’s never hated a movie more. Amy reviews The Place Beyond the Pines. Maya reviews a new house-hunting show, Tropic Like It’s Hot, where everyone is incredibly horny all the time for no reason. Amy and Maya reminisce about Amy’s childhood neighbors, “The Crumbs”, whose baby drove a car into a fence and had a dead grandma in the basement. Live like it’s summer break in the 80s, y’all!