Amy moves houses, and it’s a whole thing. Turns out the movers she hired weren’t that into moving. They moved the donation pile to the new house and let the dog escape. And then, to add insult to injury, Amy accidentally dosed herself. The good news is she loves her new house! Concert Report: Khruangbin at First Avenue. So many people passed out. Also, a guy asked about piss bags. What?!?!? Long story short, this show slapped. The ladies review Lily Allen’s new album, West End Girl, where she tells ALL the details of the demise of her marriage to David Harbour. It’s literally the most salacious, scathing indictment set to music ever made. Do not stop, do not pass go, listen to this immediately.

This week on the pod, Amy gives advice about re-framing your mindset heading into middle age. She also suddenly likes walks. She recounts a Karen encounter. Animal Report: River Otters in the park! Maya has corrections from past episodes. You can’t take The Breakfast Club away from us. Tearing down the White House East Wing is really upsetting. And wow, just way too on the nose. The ladies contemplate living in a submarine. Finally, it’s Halloween candy talk. Amy claims a Milky Way Dark “slaps”.

This week on the pod, Amy is on the “struggle bus”. The highs are high and the lows are low. She’s decided that she and her husband need a wife like Betty Draper in Mad Men. She also describes a terrible nightmare. Maya jumps in with her recurring nightmares. Amy’s husband accidentally goes to a BDSM lounge. Animal Report: Rat Hole Update. We lost some greats this month—Diane Keaton, Ace Frehley, and D'Angelo. Maya confesses she never watched Annie Hall, and Amy admits she turned it off. The ladies have some very strong opinions about Woody Allen. In other news, Pete Davidson came to town for the Paul McCartney show. Let’s just admit that Ringo Starr is the lesser Beatle, but he’s still a Beatle. Amy does her slot machine impression. Amy reviews Taylor Swift’s new album, The Life of a Showgirl. Approved/Denied: Tyra Banks’ “hot ice cream”, Reading Rainbow returns! Gen Z is bringing their parents to job interviews.