Whose fault is it that all the baristas and also everyone getting coffee in America are incompetent? Maya declares that the world is unlivable because it’s impossible to get coffee. Producer Tyler is on a schedule here, people! Maya’s neighbors are moving. Don’t celebrate yet…there’s a catch. Maya and Amy launch into the filthy gangster rap that raised them and all the murder mysteries surrounding the scene. Why did it take so long to find Tupac’s murderer? Who killed Biggie? Why isn’t anyone solving these mysteries? Amy has the deets. Is there anyone scarier than Suge Knight? The ladies have differing opinions about the Incredible Hulk. Is there anyone cornier or worse than Sean Puffy Combs? Maya can’t believe that someone is named Keffe D. Amy really goes deep on this case. Biggie vs. Tupac…who is the greatest rapper of all time? Next up, postpartum psychosis. Then Approved/Denied MN State Fair Foods edition! Amy reviews the movie The End of Oak Street. It’s a real roller coaster, people. Maya reviews The Last House. Amy gets back into Project Runway thanks to Viva Paper Towels. Maya talks creative process. Tim Gunn, we love you.

This week on the pod, it’s a big-time Tennis Report: Maya’s tennis team is the USTA Northern Section Champions! Next stop: USTA Nationals, babeeeee! Her prize? A T-shirt! LOL. Can we at least have a ribbon, people? Amy recaps her horrible work trip in Bozeman, MT. Next, business drinking is completely out of control. Off topic, Amy definitely wants to see a grizzly in the wild. Kevin Bacon didn’t love his “ordinary person” disguise.

This week on the pod, the ladies’ cars are dying, and they discuss their hate for car shopping. Maya once didn’t buy a car because the blinker was too loud. And don’t get them started on the “base model”. That’s just a chassis with wheels. It’s a real quagmire. Up next, Will Ferrell’s son has a music career, and it’s totally R and B. Who knew? Amy thinks he sounds like “the Thicke boy”. You know, Robin. Anything is possible when you are a nepo baby. Amy is riding a free trial of Apple TV, and she is neck deep in stuff she wants to watch. Maya never thought Kevin Costner was hot. And she certainly doesn’t want to see him in his tighty-whities. Also, stop with the open concept bathrooms! Maya really wants Amy to watch the most recent Project Runway where they have to make garments from Viva paper towels. Costco brings back the ESPRIT sweatshirt. There’s a new law in Minnesota…Seniors can have happy hours in their retirement homes. The gals imagine a new type of retirement community. Did we learn anything this week? Finally, all you need is one good road trip.