This week, the pod kicks off with a few Animal Reports: Amy meets a new otter. Neal the Seal tears up Tasmania. Maya brings up Jimothy the raccoon. Up next: justice for toilets in Asia! The ladies have a few bones to pick with the new season of Project Runway. What a hot mess. No one asked for this. The only fight we’re here for is waiting for Law and Tyra to murder each other. Concert Report: Maya DOESN’T go to the Yacht Club Festival. Next, Maya thinks there are too many Spider-Man movies. Tennis Report: Maya reviews the pickleball movie The Dink. Also, Maya’s tennis team is going to sectionals. She hasn’t gotten a trophy since middle school when she and Amy were on a park and rec softball championship team. Amy reminisces about Maya’s mom bringing hot dogs in a thermos on outings. Maya has no recollection of this. Maya lies about Qdoba. The ladies review the t.v. show The Hawk.

Whoa…triple Concert Report this week: Wallflowers at First Avenue the night before Maya leaves for Asia, The World Rainforest Music Festival, and Father John Misty at the Palace Theater. Hot take: can we set some rules around encores, please? Also, Amy makes up a fake son for Producer Tyler. Maya & Producer Tyler go to Asia! Singapore, Malaysia, Indonesia, and Japan! There’s a lot of planes and hotels and an earthquake. Producer Tyler wins 2nd place for best-dressed male at the big family party. Maya and Tyler rediscover 90210 in Indonesia and bring the rewatch vibes home. Kelly’s mom goes off the rails! Amy mocks the way Maya says Pluto. Maya changes her mind about Tokyo. Sad news: Harrison, Maya and Tyler’s dog took a turn and had to cross the rainbow bridge. RIP Buddy.

I mean, do I need to say more?