Hello and welcome to the Say What! Podcast — where, let’s be honest, nobody actually reads these intros anyway.

This episode kicks off with a Mystery Pipe review from a sassy Geordie lady, who may or may not currently have a restraining order involving one very enthusiastic “hole user” — none other than Peter Beardsley. Make of that what you will.

On Thoughts of the Week, we take an intimate look at Big Pappa J’s sausage & beans, alongside yet another baffling tale from the locker room — this time involving the mysterious Doppelgänger cock. Science still can’t explain it.

We introduce a brand-new segment — “What’s in the Shed?” — where The Notorious FA-TT shares a genuinely traumatic allotment bullying story and reveals once and for all why growing sweetcorn is a dangerous game.

Finally, we round things off with Alternative TV Shows, where a group of gold-toothed warriors battle it out with pliers in a brutal reimagining of “Going for Gold.” It’s as classy as it sounds.

We hope you make it past the first four minutes… but if not, we completely understand. Crime Stoppers probably does too.

Love as always,
Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

Hello and welcome to the Say What! Podcast — where, let’s be honest, nobody actually reads these intros anyway.

This episode kicks off with a Mystery Pipe review from a sassy Geordie lady, who may or may not currently have a restraining order involving one very enthusiastic “hole user” — none other than Peter Beardsley. Make of that what you will.

On Thoughts of the Week, we take an intimate look at Big Pappa J’s sausage & beans, alongside yet another baffling tale from the locker room — this time involving the mysterious Doppelgänger cock. Science still can’t explain it.

We introduce a brand-new segment — “What’s in the Shed?” — where The Notorious FA-TT shares a genuinely traumatic allotment bullying story and reveals once and for all why growing sweetcorn is a dangerous game.

Finally, we round things off with Alternative TV Shows, where a group of gold-toothed warriors battle it out with pliers in a brutal reimagining of “Going for Gold.” It’s as classy as it sounds.

We hope you make it past the first four minutes… but if not, we completely understand. Crime Stoppers probably does too.

Love as always,
Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

Welcome to what is quite possibly the most underrated podcast on the planet — mainly because not enough people are listening to have it taken off the air.

We kick things off with 'facts of the week' and learn how a disabled kid died in an ET outfit

We then attempt to bring a touch of class with a brand-new round: “Hobby Kits.” From microscope sets (used for… very specific observations), to nature kits (also somehow used for the same purpose), and glow-in-the-dark planet stickers paired with a black light — which may or may not reveal more about Big Pappa J’s childhood home than anyone needed to know.

Part two takes a slightly more emotional turn, as Big Pappa J shares a heartfelt story about winning a football competition for an ungrateful child… only to walk away with something far more unexpected — a friendship with two unlikely Wolves fans.

In part three, we dive into Alternate TV Shows, uncovering what Kenneth Williams’ lesser-known relatives might be getting up to, before attempting to round things off with Celebrity Dinner Date.

Unfortunately, the evening takes a dark turn when a greased-up Mini-Me ends up lifeless on the floor, bringing the whole thing to a premature end.

We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoy looking at semen through a microscope as a child

Love as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️