🎃 SAY WHAT! PODCAST: HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 2026👻

Hello and welcome to a particularly haunting episode of the Say What! Podcast, where the spirits are high and the content ideas are at an all-time low.

We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, where we tackle the important legal and financial questions surrounding the possibility of burning your deceased pets and relatives in the back garden. Is it legal? Is it economical? And could this be the ultimate money-saving solution for the modern household? Probably best not to take financial advice from us.

Next, we introduce a brand-new Halloween game, Trick or Trick, featuring our terrifying new invention, The Diseased Doorbell. A seemingly innocent doorbell that rewards every press with a different life-threatening illness. The more you ring, the worse it gets. Forget sweets, this Halloween we're handing out medical conditions. **Ding-dong... you've got AIDS!** 🔔

Finally, we head into another disastrous round of AI Job Interview, where we attempt to convince an unsuspecting employer that we're the perfect candidates to operate a haunted ghost train.

As always, expect complete improvisation, spectacular meltdowns, wildly inappropriate conversations and two blokes desperately trying to remember what they were talking about.

It's spooky, it's stupid, and it's a complete waste of everybody's time.

Turn off the lights, lower your expectations and enjoy. 🎃❤️

Much love as always,

Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT xx

🎃 SAY WHAT! PODCAST: HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 2026👻

Hello and welcome to a particularly haunting episode of the Say What! Podcast, where the spirits are high and the content ideas are at an all-time low.

We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, where we tackle the important legal and financial questions surrounding the possibility of burning your deceased pets and relatives in the back garden. Is it legal? Is it economical? And could this be the ultimate money-saving solution for the modern household? Probably best not to take financial advice from us.

Next, we introduce a brand-new Halloween game, Trick or Trick, featuring our terrifying new invention, The Diseased Doorbell. A seemingly innocent doorbell that rewards every press with a different life-threatening illness. The more you ring, the worse it gets. Forget sweets, this Halloween we're handing out medical conditions. **Ding-dong... you've got AIDS!** 🔔

Finally, we head into another disastrous round of AI Job Interview, where we attempt to convince an unsuspecting employer that we're the perfect candidates to operate a haunted ghost train.

As always, expect complete improvisation, spectacular meltdowns, wildly inappropriate conversations and two blokes desperately trying to remember what they were talking about.

It's spooky, it's stupid, and it's a complete waste of everybody's time.

Turn off the lights, lower your expectations and enjoy. 🎃❤️

Much love as always,

Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT xx

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast, where the alcohol is flowing, the standards are slipping, and the chances of making it through a full hour are becoming increasingly unlikely.

This week, we barely scrape together an hour of entertainment thanks to some frankly impressive levels of intoxication. But let's be honest, what's new?

We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, where we tackle some of life's most pressing questions, including woodpeckers and their mysterious holes, the wonderfully generous concept of secretly grass-seeding someone's garden using a drive-by technique, and an astonishingly ungrateful charity shop that clearly doesn't appreciate a good designer clothing when it sees it.

Then, for the main event, we proudly introduce the inaugural Builders' Olympics, a sporting extravaganza featuring the world's finest tradesmen competing in events nobody asked for. Think drain rods used for pole vaulting, questionable construction equipment and absolutely no regard for health and safety.

Finally, we lower the tone even further with our very own food-based Kama Sutra, combining fine dining with positions that should probably never be attempted, let alone discussed over dinner.

As always, absolutely none of this is planned. Every ridiculous idea is invented on the spot, neither of us can remember a single celebrity's name, and by the end we're barely capable of forming a coherent sentence.

It's drunken, it's crude, it's completely unnecessary, and somehow we've managed to record another episode.

Lower your expectations, pour yourself a drink and enjoy. ❤️

Much love as always,

Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT xx

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast, where the alcohol is flowing, the standards are slipping, and the chances of making it through a full hour are becoming increasingly unlikely.

This week, we barely scrape together an hour of entertainment thanks to some frankly impressive levels of intoxication. But let's be honest, what's new?

We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, where we tackle some of life's most pressing questions, including woodpeckers and their mysterious holes, the wonderfully generous concept of secretly grass-seeding someone's garden using a drive-by technique, and an astonishingly ungrateful charity shop that clearly doesn't appreciate a good designer clothing when it sees it.

Then, for the main event, we proudly introduce the inaugural Builders' Olympics, a sporting extravaganza featuring the world's finest tradesmen competing in events nobody asked for. Think drain rods used for pole vaulting, questionable construction equipment and absolutely no regard for health and safety.

Finally, we lower the tone even further with our very own food-based Kama Sutra, combining fine dining with positions that should probably never be attempted, let alone discussed over dinner.

As always, absolutely none of this is planned. Every ridiculous idea is invented on the spot, neither of us can remember a single celebrity's name, and by the end we're barely capable of forming a coherent sentence.

It's drunken, it's crude, it's completely unnecessary, and somehow we've managed to record another episode.

Lower your expectations, pour yourself a drink and enjoy. ❤️

Much love as always,
Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT xx

Welcome to another episode of A Day Out With… featuring Big Pappa J, Big Nose Neil & The Notorious FA-TT - this week’s very special guest, is TVs favourite Noel Edmonds.

We start by discovering Noel’s favourite food, Noel’s Noodles, before unveiling an exciting new concept called Noel Choice and taking a moment to appreciate that wonderfully soothing Edmonds voice.

Then it’s time for some activities.

We take Noel swimming, although for reasons that become apparent, we break his legs first. Then it’s off for a relaxing afternoon of kite flying around some electricity pylons, followed by a wholesome visit to a glass-blowing factory.

And, remarkably, we’re not actually sure whether we even killed him this time.

So technically, this might be our most successful Day Out With yet.

It’s only 10 minutes, as we couldnt make the allocated 15

Much love,

BPJ & N-FATT ❤️

Welcome back to Part 2 of the Summer Camp episode of the Say What! Podcast.

Expect more of exactly what you heard in Part 1: inappropriate chit-chat, questionable opinions, absolute nonsense and a frankly unnecessary heavy glazing of incest throughout. 🤦‍♂️

There’s more Dirty Boi, more Would You Rather?, and further proof that three grown men should never be left alone with microphones and alcohol.

If you made it through Part 1, congratulations. Your reward is more of the same bollocks.

Enjoy ❤️BPJ & N-FATT xx

Welcome back to Part 2 of the Summer Camp episode of the Say What! Podcast.

Expect more of exactly what you heard in Part 1: inappropriate chit-chat, questionable opinions, absolute nonsense and a frankly unnecessary heavy glazing of incest throughout. 🤦‍♂️

There’s more Dirty Boi, more Would You Rather?, and further proof that three grown men should never be left alone with microphones and alcohol.

If you made it through Part 1, congratulations. Your reward is more of the same bollocks.

Enjoy ❤️
BPJ & N-FATT xx

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Say What! Podcast,

Joining us once again is special guest Dirty Boi, as we dig deep into the important issues of the day... and then completely ignore them in favour of absolute nonsense.

This week we discuss what we'd teach if we were allowed to run our own school summer camp, which frankly should be enough information for Ofsted to shut the place down before it even opens.

Big Nob / Small Nob makes a triumphant return, as we tackle the question nobody else has had the courage to ask: is Jeremy Clarkson's nob worthy of being sent to the cattle market to be officially weighed?

We then attend a three-way job interview to become Butlins Redcoats, where our revolutionary approach to children's entertainment proves exactly why none of us should ever be allowed anywhere near a Butlins uniform. SPOILER ALERT: we didn't get the job. 🤷‍♂️

And finally, Would You Rather? makes a very welcome return, although this particular edition becomes alarmingly incest-driven, bringing with it some of the most inappropriate and stupid dilemmas we've had in ages. Family entertainment this is not.

It's fun, it's stupid, it's wildly inappropriate and, most importantly, it's far too bloody long, so we've chopped it into TWO PARTS.

Lower your expectations accordingly and enjoy. ❤️

Much love,
BPJ, N-FATT XX