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Ever wondered how a new dog can completely turn your life upside down? On this episode of the MT Alternative Podcast, Tom shares the hilarious and heartwarming tales of welcoming his new furry friend into his home. From chaotic interactions with other pets to the unique quirks that each animal brings into the mix, you'll get a front-row seat to the joys and trials of pet ownership. Trust us, you won't want to miss the laughter and love that these stories bring.

But it’s not all fun and games as we dive into some current political frustrations, particularly focusing on a controversial trial and the impartiality of the judge presiding over it. We discuss the state of political discourse today and the importance of respecting differing opinions—a serious conversation peppered with a humorous rant about road construction halts due to environmental concerns. Imagine multimillion-dollar projects being paused for the sake of a spotted owl or a long-tailed kangaroo rat; it's both ironic and infuriating!

To wrap things up, we take you on an emotional rollercoaster with personal stories that range from heartfelt to downright absurd. Tom relives his teenage years with an impulsive hitchhiking journey back to Kansas after a breakup, filled with adventure and unexpected challenges. We also delve into some bizarre state laws that will leave you scratching your head and laughing out loud—from Kansas's cherry pie ice cream rule to California's bathtub restrictions. It's a blend of humor, personal tales, and critical perspectives that you won’t want to skip. Tune in and let's share some laughs and insights together!

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Remember how a thunderstorm can turn a family barbecue into an unforgettable adventure? That's precisely what happened during our Memorial Day Weekend! Mike and I share a slice of life as we discuss the joy of celebrating milestones like my grandson Corb's eighth birthday amidst the chaos of an impromptu thunderstorm. But the weekend wasn't just about cake and candles; we also took a moment to honor the sacrifices made by our servicemen and women, diving into the emotional significance behind the tradition of leaving coins on their headstones.

Life throws us curveballs, and sometimes our heroes don't catch them. We navigate the poignant reality of disillusionment when icons fall from grace and the dissonance of rekindling ties with a revered teacher whose beliefs have shifted from our own. These personal stories open a window into the importance of cherishing memories and the impacts of those who've touched our lives, while also stressing the vitality of respecting a range of perspectives in our ever-evolving society.

Finally, brace yourselves for a culinary roller coaster as we explore the wackiest snack flavors the food industry has dared to concoire. From cola-flavored chips that left us questioning the laws of snack physics to a "snickle" that defied all expectations (and maybe good sense), we leave no stone unturned, or should we say no flavor untasted, in our quest for the most outlandish eats. So, grab your forks (or maybe just your imagination) and join us for an episode packed with laughs, reflections, and a few questionable taste tests!

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Ever wondered how a pit bull could rival Houdini, or what Tijuana Mama pickled sausage does to your taste buds? Mike and I are up to our usual antics on the latest MT Alternative Podcast, sharing tales that'll have you either running to your nearest ice cream parlor or thinking twice about what 'flavor' really means. While we indulge in the wild side of taste-testing—from garlic to Flaming Hot Cheetos ice cream—we also spill the beans on our own pet-sitting escapades and why you should always double-check your doggy duties.

The laughs don't stop as we argue over a dog's state residency and whether Bigfoot qualifies as an exotic pet. We've all felt the wrath of a mother's intuition, so you'll get a kick out of my confession involving some festive light bulb shenanigans from my less-than-angelic teen years. Amidst our chuckles, we pause to send our warm thoughts to listeners in storm-stricken areas, musing over climate preferences and whether a scoop of Earl Grey tea ice cream might just make any weather bearable.

So, pull up a chair, or better yet, sprawl out with your furry friend and let us take you on a journey through the quirkiest ice cream parlors America has to offer. We're not just about the laughs—we're about the shock, awe, and the occasional "what were they thinking?" moments that come with every spoonful of America's boldest flavors. Don't worry, we won't judge if you stick to vanilla after this, but we promise a wild ride through the flavors of innovation that just might change your mind. Grab your spoon and join us for a podcast that's anything but vanilla!

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Ever find yourself fiercely attached to your favorite pair of holey socks? You're not alone! Join Mike and Tom as we reveal our own quirks and delve into the mysteries behind life's small attachments in the fifth episode of the MT Alternative Podcast. We're also toasting to our new Facebook page and website, which are buzzing with activity—proof that you're just as excited about our conversations as we are. From a sock's backup strategy to the baffling decision to omit a certain motorcycle brand's name, we're serving up a hefty dose of humor and heart.

But it's not all fun and socks; we've got meatier topics on the table too. Ever wonder about the socially charged discourse filled with political hot potatoes? We're wading through the thorny issues of illegal immigration, the scrutiny of corporate giants, and the juicy question of what exactly our taxes are up to. It's a no-holds-barred chat, balancing curiosity with frustration as we sift through the complexities of agendas and the pursuit of consistency in this whirlwind of policies.

Finally, strap in for a culinary rollercoaster as we traverse the globe through the lens of Lay's chip flavors—yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where goat kebab chips and romantic cheese are the norm. Whether you're a snack aficionado or just looking for a good chuckle, we're dishing out our thoughts on international cuisine, one crunchy bite at a time. And as we reflect on the week gone by, we're sharing the ups, the downs, and the moments where a tipple turned into a tumble. So, grab a bag of your favorite chips, and let's chat.

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Ever pondered over the elusive nature of time or grappled with the urge to trade in your nine-to-five for a wad of cash? That's exactly where Tom and I start our latest auditory journey, tearing apart the intricacies of daylight saving time and the seductive dance between time and money. We don't stop there, though – our chatter takes a wild detour through identity, the chaos of the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, and the truth-seeking escapades surrounding the January 6th Capitol riot. It's a blend of wit and wisdom that'll have you questioning the very fabric of society, and yes, chuckling along the way.

Nostalgia buffs and comedy aficionados, unite! Our trip down memory lane with "The Little Rascals" might tickle that sentimental bone before we dive into the thorny bramble of global politics. Missing the State of the Union is just the beginning, as we grapple with the human stories beyond the headlines of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, all while juggling impressions of Forrest Gump. This segment is a reminder that laughter and serious reflection can share the same space, often within the span of a single breath.

And for those of you with a hankering for a gastronomic giggle, we've got you covered. Join us as we sink our teeth into the unexpectedly heated topic of beef stick variety packs, debating the finer points of jerky marketing and the deep existential questions they inadvertently pose. Our banter is seasoned with philosophy, personal anecdotes, and a celebration of the quirks that make our friendship – and this podcast – something you won't want to miss. So tune in, laugh, think, and maybe even find yourself hankering for some exotic meat snacks.

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Just discussing whatever pops up.

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Our first dive into podcasting. Just messing around and having fun.