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Tariffs might sound like the economic equivalent of watching paint dry, but Mike and Tom transform this seemingly dry topic into an entertaining deep dive that challenges conventional thinking. Our budget economists tackle Trump's controversial trade policies with their signature no-holds-barred approach, arguing that while tariffs may cause short-term pain, they're already yielding results as countries rush to the negotiating table.

Vietnam has offered to remove all tariffs, India is lowering barriers on American goods, and the UK sees these policies as an opportunity to attract investment. Despite mainstream media's often one-sided portrayal, Mike and Tom highlight how many farmers and small businesses support these measures, believing they'll level the playing field against countries that have exploited unfair trade advantages for decades. The $28 billion Market Facilitation Program that aided farmers between 2018-2020 gets a mention, showing the complex support systems behind these economic strategies.

Just when the economic discussion reaches its peak, Squeak crashes the podcast with his bizarre musical tastes, sparking a hilarious debate about whether "everybody was kung fu fighting" is factually accurate. This unexpected detour provides the perfect counterbalance to the policy talk before Mike and Tom launch into their nostalgic 1971 music segment, sharing personal stories connected to classics like "Knock Three Times," "Mr. Bojangles," and "Indian Reservation."

The reminiscing reveals surprisingly intimate moments – from Tom's first romantic note (plagiarized from a McCoys song) to Mike's experimental youth with "Indian Reservation" as his soundtrack. These personal connections to music create a warm, relatable atmosphere that perfectly balances the earlier policy discussion.

Whether you're interested in trade economics, nostalgic music, or just enjoy listening to unfiltered conversation, this episode delivers something for everyone. Tune in, lower your expectations, and enjoy the beautiful chaos that is the MT Alternative Podcast.

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What happens when you mix high-potency mushroom gummies, helicopter dangling, and forgotten hits from the 1970s? The latest MT Alternative Podcast delivers all that and more as Mike and Tom embark on another mind-altering journey through random topics and musical nostalgia.

The hosts kick things off with their ongoing "scientific experiment" involving mushroom gummies, creating the perfect mindset for their signature tangential conversations. They quickly dive into a passionate rant about Tesla protesters who destroy the very electric vehicles they once celebrated – a perfect example of what Mike and Tom see as leftist hypocrisy in action. As they note, "The irony or the hypocrisy, or both... you already paid for it, you stupid ass."

The highlight of this episode comes in two parts. First, Troy joins for an interview where he details his long-standing feud with Squeak – a rivalry that began when Squeak catapulted "an ungodly amount of marshmallow fluff and rainbow sprinkles" onto Troy's beloved 1995 Civic. The animosity between them has now reached legendary status, with Troy declaring, "Some grudges are bigger than us."

Later, the podcast showcases five forgotten gems from 1970, including Edison Lighthouse's "Love Grows" and Marmalade's "Reflections of My Life." Tom and Mike's genuine enthusiasm for these tracks reveals their deep appreciation for an era when "songs told stories" instead of today's "gibberish." Their musical journey is punctuated by personal memories that demonstrate how these songs became interwoven with their life experiences.

The madness reaches its peak when Squeak himself appears, recounting his harrowing journey to the studio – dangling from a rope beneath Troy's helicopter after a mid-air mishap. His indignation at this "ride" provides some of the episode's most hilarious moments.

Whether you're a nostalgic music lover or simply enjoy listening to two friends ramble through whatever topics strike their fancy, this episode delivers the unfiltered, unpredictable entertainment that MT Alternative fans have come to expect. Join us again next time for forgotten hits from 1971!

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Mike and Tom kick off another hilarious episode by unveiling their shiny new toy - a Zoom PodTrack P8 mixer that promises to make their ridiculous conversations sound crystal clear. "The stupid shit we say will sound much better," they joke, perfectly capturing the essence of their unfiltered approach to podcasting.

Between sips of cold beer, the duo embarks on another "research" session with Crispy Blunt Minis, setting the perfect tone for their wide-ranging conversation. Their candid political musings feel like eavesdropping on two friends at a bar rather than a scripted discussion, touching on border security policies and media double standards without taking themselves too seriously.

The podcast hits its comedic stride when they share a collection of absurd 911 calls and the dispatchers' brilliant responses. From someone reporting a "suspicious package" (which turns out to be their Amazon delivery) to callers complaining about bad haircuts, these stories showcase the hosts' ability to find humor in everyday absurdity. Their genuine laughter throughout this segment is infectious, pulling listeners into their world of lighthearted banter.

The appearance of recurring characters Pip and Squeak adds another layer of entertainment, with ongoing jokes about Squeak's mysterious encounters with a squirrel and the promise of Troy picking him up by helicopter for the next episode. These running gags create a sense of community for regular listeners while remaining accessible to newcomers.

As they wrap up, Mike and Tom preview their upcoming musical segment on forgotten songs from their youth and remind listeners about their website where voicemails can be left. Their casual sign-off perfectly captures why fans keep coming back – for the unpretentious, genuine connection they've created that feels less like a produced show and more like hanging out with old friends.

Ready to join Mike and Tom for their next adventure? Subscribe now to catch Troy's appearance and discover whether Squeak will finally confront that squirrel!

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Ever wondered if Bigfoot actually exists or if it's just another wild conspiracy theory? Well, grab your earbuds as Mike, Tom, and I, Daniel, tackle this age-old mystery with our usual blend of sarcasm and skepticism. In our latest episode of the MT Alternative Podcast, we also share some laughs over Valentine's Day's commercial antics and the whimsical unpredictability of weather. Plus, we give our two cents on the rollercoaster that is politics and the cryptocurrency craze, especially our favorite: Dogecoin.

We’re all about random yet delightful conversations, and this episode is no exception. From a Kansas City Chiefs player's Super Bowl triumphs to an epic showdown with the Philadelphia Eagles' defense, our sports banter is anything but dull. Ever tried "Thor and Hulk" gummies? You'll want to hear about our fruity experiment with them. The episode takes a lighter twist as we recount bizarre tales of quirky individuals we’ve spotted at Walmart and share some of our eclectic music tastes spanning from the '60s to now.

Prepare for belly laughs as we recount Squeak's hilarious squirrel misadventure caught on video, and explore the treasure trove of ridiculous excuses people concoct in daily life. Who knew a psychic warning could be a reason to miss work or that you could write a goodbye letter to a fish? We celebrate the joy of gab as our remedy for life's chaos, wrapping up our episode with a tribute to casual, carefree banter. So, take a break from the serious, and join us for a hearty laugh and a chance to embrace the absurdity of life.

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This episode reflects on the chaos and joy of 2024, as Mike and Tom share their hilarious takes on their New Year's resolutions while inviting listeners into their world of unique traditions and guest messages. With a spirited mix of anecdotes, lighthearted rants, and heartfelt moments, they encourage listeners to welcome 2025 with laughter and optimism.
• Highlights and lowlights of 2024
• Discussion on different New Year’s resolutions
• Special messages from guests Troy and Bill
• Squeak’s humorous airplane rants
• Exploration of international New Year traditions
• Hosts express gratitude for audience support and engagement

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