Parental Warning: The word Sh*t and B*stard are used briefly in this episode. If you have children in the car, please be warned.

Tom grabs his red pants and dives cape-first into James Gunn’s Superman (2025) – a film that was always going to start a fanboy war. But is this new Man of Steel actually… good?

In just 5 minutes, we cover angry Lex, sad Clark, confused Ultraman, and the finest superdog in cinema since Air Bud. Tom gives his spoiler-laced, sarcasm-laced, slightly-oversugared review of the DCU’s hopeful reboot. Henry Cavill fans, consider this your trigger warning.

It’s retro suits, robot assistants called Gary, and a whole heap of pocket universe carnage.

Welcome to The Land Before Prime – where cinema still lives on disc, and capes still matter.

Music

First Call by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100862

Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Hear the Noise (Sting) - John Deley and the 41 Players

Operator Error (Sting) - Gunnar Olsen

Socials

Find out more about us on https://channel84.co.uk

Welcome to The Land Before Prime — where cinema and DVDs still matter, and no review dares to exceed 5 minutes.

Today, Tom’s staring down the infected, the cults, and the curiously well-endowed Alphas in 28 Years Later — Danny Boyle’s brutal return to Rage territory. But can it outmatch 28 Days Later? Is there such a thing as zombie empathy? And what exactly is Big John swinging?

Will Tom fit the whole review into 5 minutes?

(Unlikely, but we admire the optimism.)

No streaming. No buffering. Just real films — reviewed fast.

Music

First Call by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100862

Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Hear the Noise (Sting) - John Deley and the 41 Players

Operator Error (Sting) - Gunnar Olsen

Socials

Find out more about us on https://channel84.co.uk

This week on The Land Before Prime, Tom from The Variety Show dives into Pixar’s latest intergalactic outing, Elio. From dead parents to space politics, clones to slug-buddies, Tom breaks down the highs, the lows, and everything glowing in between.

But the real question is… can he fit it all into just five minutes?

The Land Before Prime is your home for quick-fire reviews of cinema and DVD releases — because not everything has to be streamed, and not everything has to take an hour. Join us in celebrating stories from the land before Prime.

Music

First Call by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100862

Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Hear the Noise (Sting) - John Deley and the 41 Players.

Operator Error (Sting) - Gunnar Olsen.

Social Media

You can find more about The Land Before Prime at https://channel84.co.uk.

Find Tom on Social Media with @_TheVarietyShow.