👑 Every King needs a castle — but empires aren’t built overnight.

In this episode, I’m talking about what it really takes to build something that lasts... in business, in family, and in life. From concrete pours before sunrise to lessons learned the hard way on the jobsite, this one’s about leadership, loyalty, and learning to laugh when the plans fall apart.

You’ll hear stories from the field, reflections from the Lair, and the people who help keep the whole thing standing. Because behind every empire, there’s a crew — and in the King’s Court, no one builds alone.

⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree:

“In the King’s Court, you don’t build alone — the empire rises on the strength of your crew.”

So grab your hard hat (or your headphones), and let’s get to work.

👉 Subscribe now and join the crew — the empire’s still under construction.

👑 The Court isn’t always peaceful. Sometimes it’s an arena. In this episode, we dive into rivalries, trash talk, and the chaos of competition. From fantasy football disasters to family rivalries and showing livestock, competition always delivers the best stories.

Along the way, we’ll talk about what competition really teaches: humility, resilience, and how trash talk is just another form of love in the Court.

⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree:

“In the King’s Court, you don’t have to win to belong, but you do have to play.”

Because the best part of competing isn’t the trophy, it’s the laughter, the bonding, and the bragging rights (even when you lose).

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👑 Not every story in the King’s Court happens in the woods or on the field. Some of the best ones start right here, around the BBQ, the campfire, or the kitchen table.

In this episode, I’m sharing my favorite BBQ wins (and fails), campfire nights where the stories grew antlers, and the lessons passed around the kitchen table. Food, fire, and fellowship are the glue that hold the Court together.

⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree:

“In the King’s Court, the table is sacred. If you’ve got a seat, you’ve got a voice.”

Because at the King’s table, everyone has something to bring, whether it’s food, laughter, or just a good story.

👉 Subscribe now and claim your seat in the Court.

👑 The King may be recovering, but the hunt is always on. In this episode, I’m sharing two unforgettable elk hunts — one that came together, and one that got away... Ish.

From early mornings in the woods to the split-second decisions that define a hunt, these stories aren’t just about filling tags. They’re about patience, timing, and tradition — the lessons that carry from the field straight into everyday life.

⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree:

Because whether it’s in the hunt or in life, opportunities rarely knock twice.

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👑 Last week, the Court was talking sports and smack… this week, the King’s on the injury report. That’s right... sidelined, braced, and learning what it means to fight his way back to the throne.

In this episode, I’m sharing the story of my injury, the chaos of surgery day, and the awkward adjustments that come with recovery. From anesthesia brain to learning patience with a brace that looks like medieval armor, this chapter of the Court is about setbacks, comebacks, and finding humor in the middle of it all.

⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree:

“In the King’s Court, a setback is just a plot twist — the ending’s still yours to write.”

Because recovery isn’t just about muscle and bone — it’s about mindset, adaptability, and the ability to laugh even when life benches you.

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👑 Every King needs banners to fly under — and mine just happen to be a handful of sports teams that have brought me as much heartbreak as joy.

In this episode, I’m sharing my personal history as a sports fan: the NFL teams I’ve cheered for, the MLB memories that stick, and the ridiculous stories that prove fandom is equal parts loyalty and insanity. Along the way, we’ll talk trash, revisit a few bad decisions, and celebrate why sports matter so much in the Court.

⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree:

So grab a drink, claim your seat, and prepare to defend your team — because in this Court, your fandom says everything about you.

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👑 Welcome to The King’s Court — where stories are real, lessons are questionable, and the crown is always a little crooked.

In this first full episode, King Roberto lays out his Rise to the Throne. From wrangling kids at summer camp, to royal subjects, to crowning himself one morning over coffee — you’ll hear the ridiculous credentials that earned him the crown.

Along the way, you’ll step inside The King’s Lair, get a taste of what this podcast is all about, and hear the very first Royal Decree:

“In the King’s Court, there’s always room for one more chair, if you bring good company.”

⚔️ Expect stories, laughter, and a seat at the table every week.

👉 Subscribe now and join the Court — because the King has officially entered.

👑 Welcome to The King’s Court — the podcast where stories are real, lessons are questionable, and the crown is always a little crooked.

In this short preview episode (Ep 00), King Roberto explains his rise to the throne (spoiler: it involves a dog, some minions, and a morning coffee coronation). You’ll also hear the very first Royal Decree of the Court — and why you definitely want a seat at the table.

🎙 What to expect each week:

• Ridiculous stories from the King’s Lair
• Sports smack talk (NFL, MLB, and more)
• Outdoor adventures (hunting, fishing, camping)
• Life lessons hidden in the nonsense
• Guests from inside the “Court” — family, friends, and characters worth meeting

👉 Subscribe now so you don’t miss Episode 1: “The King Has Entered the Court” — where Roberto lays out his full royal proclamation and the rules of the realm.

⚔️ Long live the Court!