Some are calling it the greatest apology ever posted.

TLDR; Trinity is burnout-style, so we'll be back on 9/11. And we'll get back to doing 9/11 several times a month.

[Just a quick note from Trinity: I have finished moving and all that life crapola, so with my new schedule, we are releasing on Fridays now. Frankly, Friday is the best I've hit for, like, a month! I think I even released on a Saturday and Sunday in there! Please understand that demolishing this system of exploitation and frenzied, individualized labor that pollutes North America is the only way this podcast is ever gonna release on time every week. Please, let this motivate you to great heights, listener!]

They made the !@#$%^& horses white, chat. They made 'em white! Because apparently the Greek Gods are also blond and white. That's like me saying brown-haired, blue-eyed people should rule the Earth because that's what Jimmy Neutron is. That's not even an argument, you just read a fiction book! How any of this could pass as science or even be accepted by the general public as facts is probably a testament to the dynamism of the miseducation program of the failing United States. Every time the U.S. ruling class is restructured by history, someone paints another Aryan horse. It's chapter 22 of The History of White People!

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Listener, we may present to you a serious and disciplined image of ourselves, dedicated to the study of history. But we are also just people, and sometimes people bork a recording so bad that the episode simply cannot be made! And to compound it, this week Trinity has been separated from her recording equipment. So, in lieu of reading this week, please enjoy us running this show completely off the rails! You're gonna get Buzzfeed quizzes, you're gonna get jokes about boy bands, you're gonna get a book episode later this month to make up for it! And you're gonna see why we decided to keep this and also to re-record the real ep later! It's time for the hosts to run roughshod over our educational mission and be silly goobers for an hour! It's not chapter 20 of The History of White People!

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We did it chat. We got to the part with the fascism. The real-deal that makes the world worse in every conceivable way and haunts us until this very day. What that? No, not Germany in World War 2, the United States in World War 1! This week, we learn about the pogroms and Americanization campaigns that swept the nation in the early 1900's to force assimilation on everyone or send them to die on the other side of the Atlantic. Oh, and also to send the national guard to oppress literal millions of striking workers. What's that (again)? You don't feel like that is meaningfully distinct from the behavior of the American regime at any point in American history? Well, you're right. But it's different now, because America has machine guns and artillery, and that's so much worse for workers everywhere. At least the Soviets are here now and will one day ensure fascism doesn't consume the globe. It's chapter 21 of The History of White People!

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This episode is being released only to verified listeners. If you are not a long-headed U.S. veteran with at least a mental age of 13.08 and a dysfunctional family history, you are not permitted entry into this podcast. It's chapter 20 of The History of White People!

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Oh listener, this week we have to talk about a very important literary subject intimately related to our study of Western Imperial history. Truly, it is a podcast episode that must be made! Because art is apparently disconnected from reality and its consequences according to Vladimir Nabokov, the author of this week's book, Lolita! More specifically, the 1962 Stanley Kubrick adaptation and the 1997 Adrian Lyne adaptation. If we have to live in the society built in fawning reverence for the CSA of yore, then we might as well learn what the last ding-dang century of Western film has done with it.

And just to state it up front, this is mostly an episode about the sexual abuse of children, even more than usual for our podcast about American history! So, you know, decide for yourself if you want to listen to us tear this terrible author a new one.

You know what they always say listener: the children are our future. Unless we stop them now. This week, we're taking a romp through the early eugenics movement and the slew of guys who are still very respected among the ruling class today! I don't think I have to tell you how much this era sucks, it didn't meaningfully end until after you were born! It's chapters 18 & 19 of The History of White People!

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Theodore Roosevelt is a man remembered in America for his progressive ideals, which is frankly the most on-it's-face example of Imperialist bull pocky I can think of! The man who shelled the Philippines and earnestly studied the concentration camps of Spanish Cuba?? Nonsense. He is an evil man from an evil place. Tune in this week and you may even hear one of the hosts integrate an emotional knowledge of The Great Satan's ambitions! Also, this ep was 24 hours late because Trinity has literally been moving apartments for the last month and it's frankly astounding a podcast has been produced at all in that time. She is very tired and asks that you hate Theodore Roosevelt on her behalf, that she may sleep face-down on the floor and yet still know in her heart that the world is healing. It's chapter 17 of The History of White People!

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