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-Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew
Blanco’s finally covering up that Turkey flag tattoo—what’s he replacing it with? Believe it or not, Gus Gus! Then things get weird when Blanco starts talking “Red Rockets” (gross, bro). Meanwhile, Spook shows off his latest life hack: a portable bidet. He swears it’s a game changer… but Pinkie isn’t so sure once Spook whips it out of his backpack for show-and-tell.

On the food front, mashed potato enchiladas stacked with shredded, sautéed brisket have the crew drooling—straight up mouth bomb. And is Pan Blanco being haunted by his father-in-law and wife’s uncle? The jury’s out, but the Effin’ Mumble Jumble is definitely in.

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-Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew it’s just the guys—Pan Blanco, Big Spook, and Spook’s son-in-law Cheezy-J. They kick things off with Week 1 football talk, diving into the love/hate rollercoaster of Spook and Blanco’s Dallas Cowboys. But you know these two can’t stick to one topic for long—before you know it, the conversation spins into all kinds of Effin’ Mumble Jumble, dragging poor Cheezy-J along for the ride.

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-🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew
Spook kicks things off narrating the twisted Oscar Sanchez Garcia case and the victims’ stories—dark, real, and raw. Then we dive into a wild tale of a man who manipulates his side chick into helping him murder his wife 😳.

Meanwhile, a mosquito won’t leave us the hell alone (is Pan Blanco secretly a serial killer?? 🦟🔪).

“Dr. Spook” and his wife break out a new ER-themed board game where you either save lives… or kill your patients 😂.

We also ask: What the hell is IED? And just how many kinds of IED’s are out there? 💥

Plus—drinking games our parents used to play, and Pinkie’s got a surprise—she’s renting out a whole damn movie theatre! 🍿

All this madness and plenty more Effin’ Mumble Jumble only on The Effin’ CrunchCrew.