Started with three / one couldn't make it / now there's two / the third couldn't take it. Ahmer is out sick. We discuss the Browns taking Shedeur Sanders and the Cavs on the verge of sweeping on his behalf. Memphis is out; OKC moves on. Clippers-Nuggets give us an all-timer; Pistons-Knicks give us an all-time blunder. ANT and the Wolves have the Luka-LBJ Lakers on the ropes. Is the Warriors-Rockets series a new basketball-wrestling hybrid? Plus: Giannis trades.

Umar early voted. Kashif will go on election day, but his vote won’t matter. Ahmer and all of NYC are worried. Steph dominated. Is peak Kawhi back? Did Joker choke? Plus: memorable first round matchups this century.

Did Cam Payne just save the Knicks postseason?

The Heat-Cavs game just ended and Warriors-Rockets is about to start. We deep dive into Wolves-Lakers and Clips-Nuggets. Professional duties require us to also look back on Bucks-Pacers, Magic-Celtics and the Easter Sunday Massacre in Oklahoma City.

The English language debate was vacuous. Ahmer believes in KAT. Umar still likes the Bucks. The last movie Kashif liked was a 2019 release that he watched in 2023.

Kashif and Umar explain the election to Ahmer. Someone loves teams led by players over 30.

Hawks at Magic! Mavs at Kings! Herro vs. Giddey! The play-in is here! Plus: Why is Ahmer recording from a washroom?

Our final week playoff and play-in predictions. Kashif and Umar still disagree on Joker vs. Giannis.