Case File #003: Subject employs Control & Remediation for a domestic mold issue. Post-remediation behavioral anomalies observed in household members.

Initial contact occurred via unsolicited door-to-door inspection.

Be advised: Representatives from Control & Remediation have been linked to multiple assimilation events. Deny entry under all circumstances.

Assimilation attempts reported in sectors: [REDACTED]

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Case file #002: Subject becomes lost in bayou—allegedly enters liminal domain of Mire Walker.

Be advised: Avoid deep excursions into swamps and jungles during twilight.

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Case file #001: Subject is concerned about pet's highly unusual behavior—submits note to therapist detailing strange events and cult activity of dog, Chompy.

Be advised: Report extraordinary canine behavior to the Shepherd Company.

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