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  • The Day My Family Forgot Me | The Absurd Files #005
    2026/06/19

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    Case File #005:

    Designation: On Whom the Demon Scrys

    Subject provides a firsthand account of a suspected anomalous event occurring within Harborwatch.

    Initial reports indicate unusual behavioral changes among immediate family members, persistent sensations of being observed, and apparent failures of personal recognition involving multiple individuals.

    The precise nature of the anomaly remains unknown.

    Advisory: Harborwatch residents should temporarily evacuate until further notice from the Shepherd Company.

    Further investigations underway.

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  • The Beautiful and Grand Carnival of Yock | The Absurd Files #004
    2026/04/03

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    Case File #004 :

    Entity organizes a carnival to lure in humans. Amphitheater event results in [REDACTED].

    Limited reports describe abnormal behavior among attendees prior to the event.

    Advisory: Avoid the town of Abberton and adjacent population centers.

    Further documentation pending review.

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  • Knock Knock — You've Got Signs of Contamination. Mind If We Come In? | The Absurd Files #003
    2026/02/20

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    Case File #003: Subject employs Control & Remediation for a domestic mold issue. Post-remediation behavioral anomalies observed in household members.

    Initial contact occurred via unsolicited door-to-door inspection.

    Be advised: Representatives from Control & Remediation have been linked to multiple assimilation events. Deny entry under all circumstances.

    Assimilation attempts reported in sectors: [REDACTED]

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  • I Met the One Beneath the Mire...and I Think He's in Love With Me | The Absurd Files #002
    2026/01/30

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    Case file #002: Subject becomes lost in bayou—allegedly enters liminal domain of Mire Walker.

    Be advised: Avoid deep excursions into swamps and jungles during twilight.

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  • Note to Therapist: I Think My Dog’s in a Cult | The Absurd Files #001
    2026/01/16

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    Case file #001: Subject is concerned about pet's highly unusual behavior—submits note to therapist detailing strange events and cult activity of dog, Chompy.

    Be advised: Report extraordinary canine behavior to the Shepherd Company.


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