Keller was feeling under the weather, and thankfully for him, the weather sucked anyways, so Cameron heads over to his building to record an indoor episode, which begins with an equally gloomy story. Come with us through a conversation about horrible rideshare drivers, witnessed stabbings, the botched North Korean naval vessel launch, and of course, the Diddy trial! Since we were indoors, we thought we had no chance of being rejected by anybody for an interview, but we were very wrong. So, we welcome another fake interviewee on the show, and what a guy! See you guys next week hopefully outside and hopefully with a sign.

Join Cammy and Keller for the inaugural episode of Tallcans Worldwide! For our first episode, we sit down at the beautiful Civic City - shit, no - Civic CENTER Park in the heart (or buttcrack) of Denver on a BUCOLIC day while we drink tallcans and locally discuss news and current events, but in a worldwide way. Topics include the new pope, Eurovision, John Elway, rampant cocaine usage, and the history of Civic Center Park. A portion of the podcast is supposed to be devoted to interviewing Denverites to get their opinions on the topics covered, but we quickly find out how hard it actually is to get random passersby to sit down with two dudes drinking in a park. WE NEED A SIGN! Fortunately for us, an imaginary Denverite agrees to be interviewed. See you next week!