Grandma brawls at a Katy Perry concert, TSA suddenly lets America keep its shoes ON, and Denmark builds a 69-foot sandcastle--crowned with a giant COVID spore. That’s just the first 55 minutes.

Chip & Thomas toast Episode 25 with SPF-50 bliss, fresh Guinness-Book rabbit holes, and a 111-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 · Blue Note Waikiki).

Why hit “Play”?
🤯 Grandma vs. Katy Perry Crowd – chairs might fly (00:00)
🌴 Disneyland Deep-V Tan – Chip coins the “Uncle Mike” sunburn look (01:19)
👕 Hawaiian-Shirt Nation – why Aloha prints unite Phish & Goose fans (18:24)
🛫 TSA Ends Shoe-Off Rule – PreCheck panic & new airport humility ideas (37:10)
😱 Collapsed-Lung Comedy Hustle – Chip powers through a set, lands in the ER (39:02)
🏖️ World Record: 69-Foot Danish Sandcastle – 6,000 tons of sand + a COVID crown (54:45)
🏃‍♂️ World Record: Ping-Pong & Basketball Mile Records – Spain’s Christian Rodriguez does both (57:15)
🦃 111-Day Countdown – real ticket links, reseller warnings & Waikiki plans (09:47 & 14:56)
🎬 Naked Gon Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings save the comedy box office (16:45)
🐢 Jimmy Buffett Fact – how a sea-turtle pep-talk “created” eels (1:11:35)

Hit play for SPF-soaked escapism, Guinness-grade shenanigans, and enough island energy to drop your blood pressure ten points—no footwear removal required.

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Chapters

00:00 Grandma Meltdown at Katy Perry (Cold Open)
00:51 Basement Sunscreen Ritual
01:19 Disneyland Deep-V Tan & “Uncle Mike” Vibes
04:14 Should We Cancel the Show? Nah!
04:54 Guinness Book = Another Hotel Bible
07:56 “What Is This Podcast?” Mission Recap
08:47 Front-Desk Horse Prank Call
09:47 111-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise
11:13 Chip’s New Hour Takes Shape
14:56 Ticket-Reseller PSA (Real Links Only)
16:45 Naked Gun Hawaiian-Shirt Meetup Recap
18:24 Hawaiian-Shirt Nation: Phish, Goose & Beyond
20:34 80s Aloha Vibe & Thermostat Mindset
25:25 Winning Arguments vs Wearing Aloha
34:41 Big-Fun Custom Shirts Arrive
37:10 TSA Says Shoes Stay On (PreCheck Panic)
39:02 Collapsed-Lung Story & Road-Trip Era
42:30 Train Luggage Tetris with a Baby
46:01 Suitcase Max-Out & Vegas Carry-On Bliss
50:10 Backpack-Only Travel Flex
54:45 69-Foot Danish Sandcastle World Record
57:15 Ping-Pong & Basketball Mile World Records
1:11:35 Jimmy Buffett Fact
1:15:00 Waikiki Turkey Trot & Outro

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